864 Bride and Groom Jokes for Toasting to Forever Laughter

If you’re here, it means you’re ready to toast to the world of bride and groom jokes.

Not just any jokes, but the crème de la crème.

That’s why we’ve tied together a list of the most hilarious bride and groom jokes.

From wedding bell zingers to romantic one-liners, our compilation has a joke for every chapter of marital bliss.

So, let’s waltz down the aisle of matrimony humor, one joke at a time.

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Bride and Groom Jokes

Bride and Groom jokes are a delightful way to add a touch of humor to any wedding celebration.

These jokes shed light on the many quirks and idiosyncrasies of married life, from the initial butterflies of the proposal to the trials of living together.

They provide an amusing way to reflect on the inevitable ups and downs that come with saying I do.

Creating the perfect Bride and Groom joke requires a blend of witty banter, keen observation and a healthy dose of exaggeration.

It’s about finding the funny side in the shared experiences that define the journey from the engagement ring to the wedding ring and beyond.

So, whether you’re a best man looking for a punchline, a maid of honor with a penchant for comedy, or a newlywed couple wanting to laugh at the sweet absurdities of matrimony, these Bride and Groom jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone.

Get ready to say I do to laughter with these hilarious Bride and Groom jokes:

Why did the bride run away from the wedding? She wanted to elope with the best man!
Why did the bride and groom get married in a bakery? Because they both wanted to take the cake in love!
What did the bride do when she realized the groom forgot the wedding rings? She gave him a ring and said, “Now we’re even!”
Why did the groom bring a ladder to his wedding? Because he wanted to tie the knot with his bride on cloud nine!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked for a honeymoon in Hawaii? “I lava you, but let’s Fiji-t about it!”
Why did the bride cry when the groom carried her over the threshold? She realized she forgot the Wi-Fi password to her new home!
What did the groom say to the bride when they were picking out wedding invitations? “Let’s just RSVP ‘maybe’ to everyone!”
What do you call a groom who can’t keep his pants up? Ready for the big reveal – the indecent groom!
Why did the bride take a math book to her wedding? She wanted to calculate her chances of a happily ever after!
What did the groom say to his bride after their wedding ceremony? “I now pronounce you husband and WiFi! You may now connect the bride!”
Why did the groom carry a dictionary to the wedding? In case the bride said, “I do” and he needed to look up what it meant!
What did the bride say to the groom when he asked if she wanted a prenup? “Sure, as long as it stands for ‘Presents, Rings, and Unlimited Pizza’!”
What do you call a groom with a sense of humor? A man who loves to “pun” the knot!
What did the groom say when he saw his bride walking down the aisle with her smartphone? “You’re the ‘app’-le of my eye!”
What did the bride’s mother say when the groom asked for her daughter’s hand in marriage? “Take her whole body, it’s no use to me anymore!”
What did the groom say to the bride when he forgot his vows? “Sorry, I just can’t remember ’em all, I guess I’m wife-blocked!”
Why did the bride bring a map to the wedding? In case she got cold feet and needed directions to run away!
Why did the bride insist on having a wedding cake made out of potatoes? Because she wanted a mashed spudly ever after!
What did the bride say to her groom after the wedding ceremony? “I’ve finally found the perfect match!”
Why did the bride bring her dog to the wedding? She wanted someone to say, “Here comes the pug!” instead of “Here comes the bride!”
What did the groom say when he saw his bride for the first time? “I’m not getting married, I’m just hallucinating!”
Why did the bride wear a white dress to the wedding? So the groom wouldn’t see her face turn red when he said his vows!
What did the groom say to the wedding photographer? “Can you please photoshop in a full head of hair for me?”
Why did the groom bring a ladder to the wedding? Because he heard the bride wanted a high society wedding!
Why did the groom bring a calculator to the wedding? He wanted to calculate his love for the bride mathematically!
Why did the groom bring string to his wedding? So he could tie the knot!
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo to his wedding? Because it was his suit of armor for the battle of love!
What did the groom say to the bride when she caught the bouquet? “Looks like we’re getting married again tomorrow!”
What did the groom say to his bride when he saw her walking down the aisle? “Is it too late to run?”
Why did the bride bring a stopwatch to the wedding? Because she wanted to make sure it was “time” for love!
What did the groom say when the wedding cake collapsed? “It’s just a tierable situation!”
Why did the bride wear a white dress? Because it matched her groom’s white flag of surrender!
What did the groom say to his bride after they exchanged vows? “Are you ‘knot’ entertained?”
What did the groom say to the bride after their wedding ceremony? “I’ve finally found my ‘happily ever after’ Wi-Fi password!”
Why did the bride and groom have a wedding in the middle of a park? Because they wanted to “tie the knot” and leave no loose ends!
Why did the bride wear her wedding dress to the grocery store? She heard it was a good way to attract her “soul-mate”!
Why did the bride wear sunglasses on her wedding day? She didn’t want to be blinded by her husband’s love!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked if he had any last-minute requests? “Just one, can I have the bigger slice of cake?”
Why did the groom wear a suit made of dollar bills to the wedding? He wanted to show everyone he was “money” when it came to marrying the bride!
Why did the groom bring a hotdog to the wedding? He wanted to relish the moment!
Why did the bride wear a veil on her wedding day? To hide her disbelief that the groom actually showed up!
Why did the bride’s lipstick go missing on her wedding day? It “kissed” her goodbye and ran off with the best man!
Why did the bride refuse to play hide and seek at her wedding? She didn’t want to be the center of a ttention!
What did the bride say to the groom when he asked for a dance? “I’m sorry, but you’re not my type!”
What did the groom say when his bride asked him if he loves her more than football? “Of course, darling, football only lasts for 90 minutes!”
Why did the groom bring a stopwatch to the wedding? He wanted to make sure they had the “perfect timing” for their vows!
Why did the bride and groom ride a tandem bike on their honeymoon? Because they wanted to start their marriage off in tandem!
What did the bride say to the groom who couldn’t stop cracking jokes during the wedding ceremony? “Honey, let’s save the punchlines for the reception!”
Why did the bride bring a map to the wedding? She didn’t want to get swept off her feet in the wrong direction!
What did the bride say when her wedding dress ripped? “Sew what? I’m still getting married!”
Why did the groom bring a suitcase full of money to the wedding? He wanted to show his bride that he was financially stable… well, suitcase-fully stable!
Why did the bride give the groom a watch as a wedding gift? Because she wanted him to know that it’s “about time” he married her!
Why did the groom wear a belt with a wedding dress pattern? He wanted to hold up his marriage… I mean, his pants!
Why did the bride invite a mime to her wedding? She wanted someone to perform the silent vows!
Why did the bride wear a veil? Because love is blind!
Why did the bride refuse to go skydiving on her wedding day? She didn’t want to take the plunge before saying “I do!”
What did the bride say when the groom asked if she believed in love at first sight? “No, but I’m willing to make an exception!”
What did the groom say to the bride on their wedding day? “I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life… or at least since I proposed!”
Why did the bride bring a thermometer to the wedding? She wanted to make sure their love was at the perfect temperature!
Why did the bride’s sister always carry a box of tissues at the wedding? She knew there would be “happy tears”!
What did the groom say to his new bride when she asked if he believed in love at first sight? “I do, now that I’ve seen you!”
Why did the groom bring a watch to his wedding? He wanted to make sure it was “about time” to get married!
What did the groom say to the bride when he couldn’t find his wedding ring? “I guess this means I’m not so ring-dependent after all!”
Why did the bride refuse to wear sunscreen on her wedding day? She didn’t want to get engaged!
What did the groom say to his bride when he saw her for the first time? “I’ve finally found my ‘happily ever after’!”
Why did the bride refuse to dance with the groom at their wedding? Because he had two left feet… and no right ones!
Why did the bride refuse to marry the groom who worked as a chef? She didn’t want to live in a world of whisk and cake.
Why did the bride’s father give the groom a watch as a wedding gift? Because he wanted to make sure he had “time” to make her happy!
Why did the bride refuse to dance on her wedding day? She didn’t want to step on her husband’s toes, yet!
What did the groom say when the bride asked if he would love her even if she gained weight? “Of course, honey. I’ll always be your hefty groom!”
What did the bride say to the groom when he forgot the wedding anniversary? “You may now apologize!”
Why did the bride carry a rabbit down the aisle? She wanted to make a hare-raising entrance!
Why did the bride run away from the altar? She heard the groom’s vows and thought they were far-fetched.
Why did the bride and groom get married on a farm? Because they wanted a wedding with plenty of ‘I do’s!’.
Why did the bride refuse to play cards at her wedding? She didn’t want to deal with any “hearts” being broken!
What did the groom say when he saw his bride walking down the aisle? “I’ve definitely found the missing puzzle piece!”
What did the groom say to his bride when he first saw her walking down the aisle? “I’m aisle-ways amazed by you!”
Why did the bride go to medical school? Because she wanted to be a “bride-doctor”!
What did the groom say to the vegetable at the wedding? I’m going to squash you at the dance-off!
Why did the groom bring a fly swatter to the wedding? To “swat” away any doubts about his commitment!
What did the bride say to the groom when he forgot their anniversary? “You’re lucky I still love you, otherwise you’d be a groom with a broom!”
What did the bride say to the groom when he couldn’t find his wedding ring? “Don’t worry, I’m already wrapped around your finger!”
Why did the groom bring a map to the wedding venue? He didn’t want to “tie the knot” in the wrong place!
Why did the bride’s heart skip a beat when she saw the groom waiting at the altar? She realized she had forgotten to invite her ex-boyfriend!
Why did the bride bring a bag of quarters to the wedding? So she could change her name!
Why did the groom bring a ladder to the wedding? He wanted to climb his way to the top…of the cake!
Why did the groom bring a calculator to the wedding? He wanted to make sure their love was always multiplying!
Why did the bride’s bouquet start singing during the ceremony? It wanted to be the “centerpiece” of attention!
What did the groom say to his bride when she asked if he would still love her when she’s old and wrinkly? “Of course, darling. I’ve been practicing by looking at your mom!”
What did the groom say to the wedding cake? “You’re my slice of heaven!”
What did the groom say when he saw the bride walking down the aisle? “I must be dreaming, because you’re the bride of my dreams!”
Why did the bride change her mind about marrying the groom? She realized he was a little too wifeless.
What did the bride say to the groom when he forgot his vows? “You can’t just ‘altar’ your promises like that!”
What did the bride say to the groom when they couldn’t agree on the wedding playlist? “Looks like we’re heading for a ‘disco’dent’ marriage!”
Why did the bride ask the groom to bring a map to the wedding? So he wouldn’t get cold feet and run away!
What did the bride say to the groom when he couldn’t remember their anniversary? “You may forget the date, but you better not forget the gifts!”
What did the groom say when the bride asked if he believed in love at first sight? “I sure do, otherwise, we never would have met!”
Why did the groom bring a pillow to the wedding? Because his bride said, “I want you to be my cushion for life!”
Why did the bride and groom go to school before getting married? They wanted to tie the know-ledge!
What did the groom say to the bride when they were at the altar? “I can’t believe you’re mine, I must be the luckiest groom in the world!”
Why did the groom bring a GPS to the wedding? He wanted to make sure he never lost his way to the bride’s heart!
What did the groom say to the bride when they were sitting at the altar? “I can’t believe I’m tied down for life!”
What do you call a groom who loses his pants on his wedding day? A brief groom!
Why did the bride wear a white dress on her wedding day? Because she wanted her groom to surrender to her beauty!
What did the groom say to his new bride when they exchanged vows? “I do love you a bouquet!”
Why did the bride bring a microphone to the wedding? She wanted to make sure her voice was heard in their marriage!
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo to the wedding? Because he wanted to suit up for a lifetime commitment!
What did the groom say when he saw his bride coming down the aisle? “I’ve finally found my ‘happily ever after’ Wi-Fi signal!”
Why did the groom wear a suit made of batteries? Because he wanted to be charged for the big day!
What did the groom say to the bride when she caught the bouquet? “Looks like we’re in for a lot of flower shopping!”
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked if he had any last words before tying the knot? “I do… regret not asking for a prenup!”
Why did the bride bring a rope to the wedding? Just in case she wanted to tie the knot again!
Why did the groom wear a bowtie to his wedding? Because it was a “tie”ing occasion!
Why did the groom wear his wedding ring on his middle finger? He wanted to give his bride the shocker!
What did the groom say to the bride on their wedding day? “I always knew you were the one I could take a vow with.”
Why did the groom wear a belt to the wedding? Because he couldn’t hold his pants up from all the excitement!
What do you call a groom who can’t dance at his wedding? Two left feet husband!
Why did the groom wear a belt made out of watches on his wedding day? Because it was a waist of time!
What did the bride say to the groom when he proposed? “I’m so ring-cited to spend the rest of my life with you!”
Why did the bride’s bouquet go missing? The groom couldn’t resist tossing it one more time!
Why did the groom invite a group of cows to his wedding? He wanted to have a “moo”-ving ceremony!
Why did the groom bring a pillow to the wedding? In case he had cold feet, he could sleep on it!
Why did the bride ask the groom to wear a suit of armor on their wedding day? She wanted to make sure he couldn’t escape!
Why did the bride choose a 10-tier wedding cake? She wanted to make sure she had enough layers of happiness!
Why did the groom bring a parachute to the wedding ceremony? Just in case he wanted to make a quick exit before saying “I do!”
What did the groom say to the bride when he saw her in her wedding dress? “You’re knot going to believe how beautiful you look!”
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked if he would still love her when she’s old and wrinkled? “I do, and I will, even if you start looking like your mother!”
Why did the bride and groom have their wedding at the zoo? They wanted to say their vows in “holy matrimony”!
What did the groom do when the bride asked if he had cold feet before the wedding? He said, “No, but my heart is melting for you!”
Why did the bride run away from the groom at the wedding? She heard marriage is all about give and take, and she didn’t want to give him the chance!
Why did the bride refuse to marry the groom with a broken leg? She couldn’t tie the knot!
Why did the groom bring a donkey to his wedding? Because he heard it was good at carrying the “bride”!
Why did the groom wear a striped suit on his wedding day? He wanted to be a-MAZE-ing!
What do you call a groom who can’t dance? Two left feet…and a right hook!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked if he was ready to get married? “I’m aisle-ways ready for you!”
Why did the groom bring a ladder to the wedding? He wanted to make sure he reached new heights in their marriage!
Why did the bride wear sneakers under her wedding gown? She wanted to be ready to run into married life!
What did the groom say to the bride when he saw her walking down the aisle? “Wow, you really took my breath away! And my wallet too!”
What did the groom say to his bride when they couldn’t find the wedding rings? “Don’t worry, we’ll band together and find them!”
Why did the groom wear his wedding ring on a chain around his neck? So he could always keep his promises close to his heart!
Why did the bride wear a white dress? Because it was her “sole” mate!
Why did the bride invite the scarecrow to the wedding? She heard he was outstanding in his field, just like her groom!
Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? Because she heard it was going to be a high-profile event!
What did the groom say to his bride on their wedding day? “I can’t wait to see you bouquet of beauty.”
Why did the groom insist on wearing a tuxedo made entirely of duct tape? He wanted to stick to the bride forever!
Why did the bride invite her pet parrot to the wedding? Because she wanted a little “tweeting” during the ceremony!
What did the groom say to the bride on their wedding day? “I’m yours, for better or verse!”
What did the bride say when the groom proposed on a roller coaster? “I’m so excited, I can’t ‘ride’ this moment!”
Why did the bride wear gloves on her wedding day? Because she didn’t want to leave any “fingerprints” on her new husband!
Why did the groom ask the bride if she believed in love at first sight? Because he couldn’t stop starring at her from the moment he saw her!

Short Bride and Groom Jokes

Short bride and groom jokes are the ideal way to bring some lighthearted humor to the sacred union of marriage.

Perfect for wedding speeches, anniversary toasts, or just a little fun banter between a loving couple, these jokes strike the right balance between affectionate teasing and sweet sentiment.

The brilliance of short bride and groom jokes is that they encapsulate the quirks and humorous aspects of marital life, delivering a chuckle in just a few words.

Get ready to tie the knot with humor!

Here are some short bride and groom jokes that guarantee a hearty laugh in just a sentence or two.

What do you call a bride who is always on time? Punctuallicious!
Why did the bride wear white? Because it’s her lucky bridal color!
What did the groom say to the impatient bride? I dew!
What’s the groom’s favorite type of music at the wedding? “Bridal” rock!
What do you call a groom who likes to dance? A tux-shuffle!
What do you call a bride who loves to run? A bridezilla!
What’s a bride’s favorite type of music? Wed-rock and roll!
What do you call a groom who can’t tie a bowtie? Knot-so-smart.
Why did the bride cancel her wedding? The groom was a ring-bearer!
What do you call a groom with a broken heart? Un-husband!
Why did the bride run away during the wedding? She was aisle-ing!
Why was the bride running late? She couldn’t find her bouquet!
Why did the bride marry a banker? She wanted a “financial” security!
What’s the groom’s favorite dance move? The “wedding waltz”!
What do you call a groom who’s always late? A “fian-couldn’t-care-less”!
Why did the bride run away during the wedding? Cold feet!
What do you call a bride on a trampoline? A bouncing bouquet!
What do you call a groom who lost his pants? Unveiling disaster!
What’s the groom’s favorite type of exercise? Lifting the wedding cake!
What’s a groom’s favorite cereal? Rice Krispy Weddings.
What’s the groom’s favorite type of exercise? “Tying” the knot!
Why did the bride invite her ex to the wedding? Revenge bouquet.
Why did the bride wear a veil? To keep the groom guessing!
What’s a bride’s favorite kind of dessert? Groom-tastic cupcakes!
Why was the groom’s suit wrinkled? He was pressed for time!
What do you call a groom who loves math? An alge-bro.
What do you call a groom with bad eyesight? A husband-to-be-blinde!
What’s a groom’s favorite type of music? Wedding bells and whistles!
What do you call a bride on a honeymoon? A Mrs. has-been!
What do you call a nervous groom? Engaged in a panic!
What’s a bride’s favorite kind of music? Groom and bass!
What do you call a groom who is always late? A procrastigroom!
What’s a groom’s favorite kind of music? Wedding march-ical!

Bride and Groom Jokes One-Liners

Bride and Groom one-liner jokes are the epitome of matrimonial humor condensed into a single sentence.

They’re the verbal version of a perfect wedding – joyous, memorable, and effortlessly entertaining.

Creating a superb one-liner involves a combination of sharp wit, keen observation, and a profound sense of matrimonial absurdity.

The challenge is to construct the joke and punchline in a compressed form, delivering optimum laughter with minimum words.

Here’s hoping these Bride and Groom one-liners have you saying ‘I do’ to a good chuckle:

The groom said to his bride, “You’re the reason I wake up every morning.” She replied, “I thought it was the alarm clock.”
Why did the groom bring a stopwatch to his wedding? He wanted to tie the knot in record time!
What did the bride say to the groom when he proposed? “Sure, if you can handle my dad’s jokes!”
Why did the groom bring a pen to the wedding? He wanted to sign a lifelong contract with his wife!
Why did the groom wear sunglasses to the wedding? Because his bride was absolutely blinding!
The groom’s best man joked, “I asked the bride how she knew he was ‘the one,’ and she said, ‘I just couldn’t resist his charming lack of self-awareness!'”
Why did the groom bring his own microphone to the wedding? He wanted to make sure he had the final “word” in the vows!
Why did the bride bring her dog to the wedding? She wanted someone to fetch her when it was time to leave.
Why did the groom bring a pencil to the wedding? In case he needed to draw a line in the sand during an argument.
What did the groom say to the bride when they exchanged vows? “I promise to always let you be right… even when you’re wrong.”
The bride asked the groom, “Do you promise to love, honor, and cherish me until death do us part?” The groom replied, “Sure, but can we renegotiate after 25 years?”
Why did the bride ask the groom if he knew how to cook? She wanted to make sure he could handle her daily demands for breakfast in bed.
What did the groom say when he saw his bride walking down the aisle? “I hope she doesn’t trip on my heartstrings.”
What did the bride say to the groom after the wedding? “I’m finally Mrs. Right!”
What did the bride say to the groom when he asked if she had a prenuptial agreement? “Of course, it’s called ‘my way or the highway’!”
What did the groom’s mother say to the bride during the wedding? “Welcome to the family, we’re all a little crazy here!”
The groom asked the bride, “Do you believe in love at first sight?” She replied, “Well, this is our second date, so I’m not sure about the first sight part.”
What did the bride do when the groom forgot to bring the wedding cake? She told him to “bake” off!
What did the bride say to the groom when he couldn’t find his wedding ring? “Looks like you just can’t put a finger on it!”
Why did the bride and groom go to the bakery on their wedding day? They wanted to have their cake and eat it too.
The groom’s wedding speech was so touching, it made the cake cry.
The bride was so excited for the wedding, she walked down the aisle and forgot the groom at the altar.
What did the groom say to the bride when they were running late for the wedding? “Hurry up, I can’t wait to put a ring on it!”
The bride’s maid of honor asked her, “Are you sure you’re ready to get married?” She replied, “Well, I’ve already picked out the perfect Instagram filter for our wedding photos, so I guess I’m committed now!”
Why did the groom bring a stopwatch to the wedding? Because he wanted to make sure he didn’t miss his “I do” minute!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked if he was nervous? “Nope, just on aisle nine!”
Why did the groom bring a fishing rod to the wedding? He heard there would be plenty of bridesmaids to catch.
The groom told his friends, “I’m getting married soon, so I won’t be able to attend any stag parties.”
Why did the bride take up boxing before her wedding? She wanted to be ready to throw a knockout party!
What did the groom say to the bride when they saw a rainbow on their wedding day? “Looks like our marriage comes with a pot of gold!”
Why did the bride wear a white dress to the wedding? She wanted to blend in with the cake.
The bride asked the groom, “Do you promise to love me for better or worse?” He replied, “Of course, as long as the better is more frequent than the worse.”
Why did the bride insist on having a petting zoo at the wedding? Because she wanted to make sure everyone had a “beary” good time!
Why did the bride’s father bring his calculator to the wedding? He wanted to make sure the groom was a good “addition” to the family!
The groom was so nervous, he accidentally said “I do” before the priest even asked the question!
Why did the bride wear sneakers on her wedding day? She wanted to start her marriage on the right foot!
Why did the bride’s bouquet get arrested? It was caught throwing flowers at the groomsmen!
The bride’s idea of a pre-wedding workout? Running from her groomzilla fiance.
The bride’s vows were so heartfelt, they brought tears to everyone’s eyes. Especially the groom’s, who realized he left his tissues in the car.
Why did the groom bring a map to the wedding? He wanted to make sure he didn’t get lost in his bride’s eyes.
Why did the groom bring a stopwatch to the wedding? He wanted to make sure he had the best time of his life.
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo to the wedding? Because it’s a suit-able occasion!
Why did the bride and groom decide to have a small wedding? Because they wanted a “short and sweet” ceremony!
Why did the groom hire a clown to entertain at the wedding? He wanted to ensure there would be plenty of laughs during the reception.
Why did the bride ask for a refund on her wedding dress? Because it was a “tulle” disaster!
What did the groom say when he saw his bride walking down the aisle? “Wow, I’ve really made it to the finish line!”
Why do brides always wear white? Because it’s the most appropriate color for a kitchen appliance.
Why did the bridegroom bring a suitcase to the wedding? He wanted to pack up all his worries and start a new journey!
What did the groom say to the bride before the wedding? “I bet you’re knot ready for this!”
Why did the bride wear sneakers on her wedding day? She wanted to be “sole” mates with her groom.
Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She heard the groom was a step above the rest.
The bride asked the groom if he would love her in sickness and in health. He replied, “Well, that depends on the sickness.”
Why did the bride and groom go to the bakery before the wedding? They wanted to make sure they were on the same page when it came to dough… and marriage!
The bride’s wedding dress was so stunning, the groom almost became a runaway groom.
Why did the bride hire a hairdresser for her wedding? She didn’t want to “tress” about her hair on the big day!
The groom’s friends asked him if he was ready for the big day. He said, “I’m all suited up!”
Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She wanted to walk down the aisle with a high step.
Why did the bride wear a white dress? Because she heard it was the best way to camouflage her cake stains.
The groom was so nervous, he told the bride he needed to “tye the knot” before the wedding.
The groom said, “I don’t want to get married on a Saturday, it’s a bad luck day.” The bride replied, “But our anniversary will always be on a weekend.” The groom reconsidered.
Why did the groom choose his best man to give the speech? Because he knew it would make him look even better by comparison.
What did the groom say to his new wife when they got married? “I do… want the bigger slice of cake!”
Why did the bride and groom hire a comedian for their wedding? They wanted to make sure everyone had a good “punny” time!
The groom said he wanted a small and intimate wedding. So they got married in a tiny font.
What did the bride’s dress say to the groom’s suit? “Looks like we’re in for a lifelong commitment!”
At the wedding, the groom’s best man said, “If anyone objects to this marriage, please speak now or forever hold your peace.” The groom’s ex-girlfriend stood up. It was an awkward silence as she just wanted to say hello.
Why did the bride’s father cry at the wedding? He realized he won’t be able to play the field anymore.
The bride asked the groom, “Do you promise to love, honor, and obey?” He replied, “Well, I love and honor you, but let’s not get carried away with the obey part.”
Why did the bride refuse to let the groom use the bathroom before the ceremony? She wanted to keep him on pins and needles!
Why did the bride have her wedding on a farm? She wanted to make sure her husband-to-be was a “keeper.”
Why did the bride run away on her wedding day? She saw the groom’s credit card statement.
Why did the bride refuse to marry the math teacher? Because she heard he had too many ex’s!
What did the groom say to his best man on the wedding day? “Remember, being my best man means you have to stay sober.”
Why did the bride go to the doctor? Because she had cold feet!
When the groom saw his bride coming down the aisle, he whispered to his best man, “I didn’t know they made angels in white!”
The bride asked the groom, “Honey, what are your wedding vows?” He replied, “To always say ‘Yes, dear!'”
Why did the bride and groom have a wedding at the zoo? Because they wanted to see some wild lovebirds!
Why did the groom choose a beach wedding? He wanted to “shore” up his commitment to the bride!
Why did the bride always have a smile on her face? She knew she was getting a hubby ending!
Why did the groom wear sunglasses at his wedding? He wanted to hide his tears of joy!
Why did the bride ask the groom if he could dance? She wanted to make sure he wouldn’t step on her toes during their first dance.
Why did the groom get cold feet? Because he was standing on the bride’s side of the bed.
What did the bride say to the groom after the wedding ceremony? “I do… want some cake!”
Marriage is like a workshop: the husband works and the wife shops.
The bride asked the groom if he could carry her across the threshold. He replied, “I can, but it’s going to cost you extra for overweight baggage!”
The groom was so nervous, he said “I dough” instead of “I do” during the vows.
What did the bride say when she saw the groom’s messy hair on their wedding day? “I guess love is a tangle.” .
Why did the groom bring a ladder to the wedding? Because he heard the bride was going to “walk down the aisle”!
Why did the bride bring a fire extinguisher to her wedding? In case the groom’s love for her set the place on fire!
What do you call a nervous bride? A bundle of jitters!
Why did the bride and groom go to school together? Because they wanted to get a higher degree in love!
The groom said to the bride, “I can’t wait to marry you, it’s going to be a wife-changing experience!”
The bride told the groom, “Remember, I’m always right.” He replied, “Yes, dear. I’m left with no choice.”
Why did the groom wear a belt made of watches to his wedding? He wanted to be on time for the ceremony.
The bride said her wedding day was the best day of her life… until she saw the groom’s credit card bill.
Why was the bride so calm on her wedding day? Because she knows she’s marrying the best man in the world – her wedding planner.
The groom’s dance moves were so epic, the bride wondered if she was marrying John Travolta instead.
Why did the groom bring a dictionary to the wedding? He wanted to make sure he could define “happily ever after” correctly!
What did the bride say to the groom during their first dance? “You’re the perfect partner for this shuffle of a life.”
Why did the bride carry a stopwatch on her wedding day? So she could time how long it took the groom to say “I do!”
Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? So the groom wouldn’t get confused about which dress to wear.
Why did the bride get into a fight with the wedding cake? It was a tier-rific battle!
Why did the groom bring a map to his wedding? He didn’t want to get cold feet and take the wrong aisle!
Why did the bride refuse to play tennis on her wedding day? Because love means nothing to her!
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo to the bakery? He heard they had tiered cakes!
The bride’s father told the groom, “Remember, she’s always right.” The groom replied, “Don’t worry, I’ve already mastered the art of selective hearing!”
Why did the bride wear a white dress to the wedding? She wanted to confess that she’s always been the “light” in his life!
The bride told the groom, “I want our love to be like a fairytale.” He replied, “Does that mean we have to kiss a lot of frogs?”
What did the bride’s dad say when she asked for his blessing to marry the groom? “I’ve been expecting this…wedlock and loaded.”
Why did the bride and groom have a doughnut tower instead of a wedding cake? Because they wanted to start their marriage on a “hole” lot of sweetness!
Why did the bride bring a tape measure to the wedding? She wanted to make sure the groom was “to scale.”
The groom’s wedding vows were so heartfelt, they made the bridesmaids swoon and the best man jealous.
Why did the bride refuse to play catch at her wedding? She didn’t want to risk throwing the bouquet too far.
Why did the bride hire a clown for the wedding? Because she wanted someone to keep the groom entertained!
The groom told his bride she was the missing puzzle piece, but she thought he was just jigsaw-ing with her emotions.
The groom’s friends asked him how he knew his bride was “the one.” He replied, “Well, I proposed, and she said yes. That’s a pretty good sign!”
The groom’s dance moves at the reception were so bad, the DJ had to switch to the “electric slide” just to save the day.
Why did the bride refuse to throw the bouquet? She didn’t want to give any ideas to the bridesmaids.
Why did the groom say his wedding day was the best day of his life? Because he finally got to say “I do” to having a personal chauffeur!
The groom told his bride, “Honey, I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly.” She replied, “But I’m already old and wrinkly.”
Why did the bride have a pet parrot at the wedding? She wanted someone to say “I do” whenever the groom got cold feet!
Why did the bride run away on her wedding day? She heard that marriages can be very taxing.
Why did the bride wear sneakers with her wedding dress? Because she wanted to make a “sole” commitment to comfort!
Why did the groom’s speech at the wedding last only 30 seconds? Because he wanted to make sure he didn’t “tie the knot” in his tongue!
Why did the bride’s bouquet go to therapy? It had commitment issues!
Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She wanted to make sure she was taking the first step towards a successful marriage!
Why did the groom insist on wearing his favorite sneakers to the wedding? He wanted to tie the knot with style.
What did the bride say to the groom when he forgot the wedding rings? “No worries, we can just “band” together and make it work!”
Why did the groom wear sunglasses during the ceremony? He didn’t want anyone to see him “shedding” tears of joy!
The bride told the groom she wanted a grand entrance on their wedding day. He replied, “Don’t worry, I’ll carry you through the door!”
Why did the groom wear a bright pink suit to the wedding? He wanted to make a “blushing” statement!
Why did the groom’s best man bring a map to the wedding? He wanted to make sure the groom didn’t get cold feet and run away!
The groom’s father said, “Son, on your wedding day, make sure you hold onto your wife’s hand tightly.” The groom replied, “Why, is she planning to run away?”
Why did the bride refuse to share her wedding cake? She wanted to have her cake and eat it too!
The groom’s vows were so touching that even the cake was in tiers!
Why did the groom bring his fishing rod to the wedding? In case he caught the bouquet!
Why did the groom carry a map during the wedding ceremony? He didn’t want to get lost in his wife’s eyes!
Why did the bride’s bouquet throw a tantrum? Because it didn’t want to be tossed to a bunch of single ladies!
Why did the bride wear white? Because it’s a proven fact that men are attracted to things they can see from a distance.
Why did the bride refuse to play hide and seek on her wedding day? Because she didn’t want the groom to find out she’s been hiding her true self!
The groom looked at his reflection in the mirror and said, “I finally found someone who loves me for my good looks and charming personality… my reflection!”
Why did the bride ask the groom to carry her across the threshold? She wanted to make sure he was strong enough to handle their future arguments.
What did the groom say to his bride after the wedding? “I now pronounce you… utterly exhausted!”
Why do grooms always smile? Because they know they’re getting the better end of the deal.
Why did the bride wear sneakers to the wedding? She wanted to make a “fast break” for the honeymoon!
Why did the groom bring a suitcase to the wedding? He wanted to pack his bags for a lifetime of love!
Why did the bride wear a veil? So she could hide her laughter when she saw the groom’s dance moves at the reception!
What did the bride say to the groom when he asked for a prenuptial agreement? “Sure, as long as it includes unlimited foot rubs.”
Why did the groom go to the dentist before the wedding? He wanted to get a smile that would last a lifetime.
Why did the bride and groom want to have an outdoor wedding? So they could tie the knot in nature’s grand reception hall!
The bride asked the groom if he believed in love at first sight. He replied, “Of course, that’s why I’m marrying you without a second glance!”
Why did the groom get a haircut before the wedding? He wanted to make a clean cut for his new life!
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo on his wedding day? Because he wanted to dress for the success of his marriage… or at least the open bar!
Why did the groom bring a flashlight to the wedding? He wanted to see the spark in his bride’s eyes even in the darkest moments.
Why did the bride refuse to play hide-and-seek at the wedding? Because she didn’t want to hide her love for the groom.
The groom’s friends asked him if he was nervous about getting married. He replied, “Nervous? Nah, I’m just practicing my poker face for when she asks for the credit card!”
The groom forgot the ring, so the bride said, “It’s okay, we can always use your credit card instead.”
Why did the groom refuse to dance at his own wedding? He didn’t want to make any accidental “foxtrots”!
Why did the bride wear a white dress? Because it matched the groom’s face when she told him the wedding budget!
Why did the bride insist on having a DJ at the wedding? She wanted to make sure the groom wouldn’t be the only one to drop a beat!
What did the groom say to the best man when he forgot the wedding rings? “You had one job… ONE job!”
What did the groom say to his bride on their wedding day? “I’ve finally found the ‘one’ I’ve been waiting for – the TV remote!”
What did the bride say to the groom when he proposed? “I dough!” (I do).
Why did the groom get in trouble for dancing too much at the wedding? He was guilty of excessive groom-ing!
The bride asked the groom if he would love, honor, and cherish her. He replied, “I’ll try my best, but I can’t promise to put down the toilet seat!”
Why did the bride wear flats instead of heels? She didn’t want to tower over the groom in both love and height.
What did the groom say to his bride when they were late for their wedding? “Sorry, I lost track of time…and space.”
Why did the bride carry a ladder at her wedding? She wanted to climb the social media ladder as a #bridezilla!
What did the bride say to the groom on their wedding day? “I’m gown to marry you!”
Why did the bride wear a white dress on her wedding day? Because it’s the only time she can pretend she’s a virgin and get away with it!
The groom couldn’t resist making a joke at the wedding: “Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet!”
Why did the groom’s ring finger go on strike? It wanted a better “working” condition!
The groom said to his bride, “I’m so glad I found you, because I was starting to think I’m lost.”
At the wedding, the groom’s best man was so charming, he could make a bouquet blush.
Why did the bride wear a veil? She didn’t want to give the groom cold feet before the wedding.
Why did the bride ask the groom to bring a ladder to the wedding? She wanted to “tie the knot” on a higher level!
Why did the groom get cold feet on his wedding day? The bride’s father forgot to turn up the thermostat!
Why did the groom’s suit break up with him? It couldn’t handle the pressure of the wedding!
Why did the bride run away from her wedding? She saw the groom “tying the knot” with someone else!
Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She wanted to be sure she was on the same level as the groom.
Why did the bride run away from the altar? She realized she was just not ready to tie the knott!
The groom’s best man asked him, “Are you sure you want to get married?” He replied, “Of course, I’ve already invested too much in the wedding cake to back out now!”
Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? Because it’s easier to spot the groom hiding in the bushes when he tries to escape.
Why did the bride ask the groom to carry her across the threshold? She didn’t want him to see the mess she left in the kitchen!

Bride and Groom Dad Jokes

Bride and Groom dad jokes offer a delightful mix of wit, humor, and groan-inducing punchlines.

They are the epitome of good-natured, light-hearted ribbing, perfect for wedding receptions, bridal showers, or simply to lighten the mood during wedding preparations.

They are the kind of jokes that are so corny, they’re brilliant.

These jokes are a great way to add a touch of humor to pre-wedding stress, bring a giggle to the bride and groom, or provide a chuckle at a rehearsal dinner.

Get ready for the groans and the laughter.

Here are some Bride and Groom dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you smile:

Why did the bride’s bouquet go to the gym? It wanted to work out its flower power before the big day!
What did the groom say to his bride when she was wearing a tiara? “You “crown” my heart!”
Why did the groom get in trouble with the bride after their wedding? He tried to “veil” the fact that he forgot the rings!
What did the groom say to the bride when she accidentally stepped on his foot during their first dance? “It’s okay, I’ve got you on the right foot now!”
Why did the bride and groom go to the dentist on their wedding day? To get a “brush” with happiness!
Why did the bride and groom hire a band for their wedding? Because they wanted to tie the knot with some good music!
Why was the math book at the bride and groom’s wedding? Because love is always a plus!
Why did the groom’s suit always smell fresh? Because it was love at first spritz!
Why did the bride wear gloves on her wedding day? Because she didn’t want to get fingered with the wrong ring!
What do you call a groom with a bad memory? A man who keeps forgetting his anniversaries!
What did the bride say to the groom when he couldn’t tie his own bowtie? “Don’t worry, we’ll knot let this ruin our big day!”
Why did the groom have trouble remembering his vows? Because he was too “tied up” in the moment with his beautiful bride!
Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? Because it’s a “good catch” to find someone who will marry you!
What did the bride say to the groom when he forgot the wedding rings? “No ringy, no dingy!”
Why did the bride and groom invite a mushroom to their wedding? Because he was a fungi to be with!
Why did the bride wear her wedding dress even after the wedding? She didn’t want her groom to say, “You’re always in the same clothes!” .
Why did the bride and groom elope? Because they couldn’t resist the aisle to themselves!
Why was the groom crying during the ceremony? He found the “perfect match” with his bride.
Why did the bride and groom elope? Because they didn’t want to wait to be husband and wife… they wanted to get a ‘head’ start!
Why was the groom always calm on his wedding day? Because he knew he was ‘tying the knot’ and not the one getting tied up!
Why did the groom bring a fishing rod to the wedding? Because he was ready to “catch” the perfect bride!
What do you call a groom who can juggle? A multitasker getting ready for his wedding!
Why did the bride bring a rolling pin to the wedding? Because she wanted to “roll” into married life smoothly!
Why did the bride and groom invite a plumber to their wedding? Because they wanted someone who knows how to “fix” marriage leaks!
Why did the bride and groom bring a compass to their wedding? Because they wanted to make sure they were always heading in the right direction!
Why did the bride and groom choose a baker as their wedding officiant? Because they wanted someone to “rise” to the occasion!
Why did the bride refuse to play cards with the groom? Because he always tried to “shuffle” his way out of losing!
Why did the groom go to the bakery? Because he kneaded a wife!
Why did the bride and groom invite their friends to their wedding? Because they wanted to share the knot-tying experience with their nearest and dearest!
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo to the wedding? Because it was a formal affair, and he wanted to “suit” the occasion!
What did the groom say to his bride when she asked for his opinion on wedding favors? “I’m just here for the ‘I do,’ you can decide on the ‘thank you!'”
Why did the bride and groom get married in the middle of winter? Because their love was snow joke!
What did the bride say to the groom when he asked her if she wanted to dance at the reception? ‘I thought you’d never ‘waltz’ me!”.
Why was the groom so nervous on his wedding day? Because he knew he was about to take the plunge!
Why did the groom wear a suit made of money on his wedding day? Because he wanted to show his bride that he’s a real catch!
Why did the bride and groom go to the gym before their wedding? Because they wanted to work out any “knots” in their relationship!
Why did the groom wear sunglasses on his wedding day? Because his bride was shining so brightly, he needed to protect his eyes!
Why did the bride and groom get married in the stadium? Because their love was a grand slam!
Why did the bride and groom hire a wedding planner? Because they wanted to “tie up loose ends” and avoid any wedding disasters!
Why did the bride bring a map to the wedding? Because she didn’t want to “veil” the location of their love!
What did the groom’s suit say to the bride’s dress? “I’m all suited up for you!”
Why did the bride and groom have a small wedding cake? Because they wanted a little slice of heaven!
Why did the groom always carry a pen and paper with him on his wedding day? Because he wanted to make a good impression when he wrote his vows!
Why did the bride and groom go to the bakery? Because they needed to get a wedding cake to “tier” them over!
What did the bride say to the groom after their first dance? “I guess we can finally say we’re ‘partners in crime’!”
Why did the bride and groom go to the dentist after their wedding? Because they wanted to start their marriage with ‘plenty of smiles’!
What did the bride say to the groom when he couldn’t tie his bowtie? “Knot to worry, we’ll always figure things out together!”
Why did the bride and groom invite a clown to their wedding? They wanted some “comic relief”!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked for a bigger diamond ring? Let’s not carat away our love!
Why did the bride and groom exchange vows on a roller coaster? They wanted to start their marriage with a thrilling ride!
Why did the bride and groom choose a beach wedding? Because they wanted to start their married life on the right sand!
How did the bride and groom stay cool during their outdoor wedding? They had a “fan-tastic” time!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked if he would love her forever? “Of course, honey. Even on the days you’re a little bride-y.”
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked if he remembered their anniversary? “Of course, it’s the day I became the luckiest man in the world!”
Why did the bride wear a veil on her wedding day? Because love is a mystery, and she wanted to keep the groom guessing!
What did the groom say to the bride when they were dancing at the reception? “I can’t wait to waltz through life with you!”
Why did the bride wear a veil on her wedding day? To keep the groom guessing until the very end!
Why did the bride refuse to play hide-and-seek at the wedding? Because she didn’t want to marry a man who was always looking for a way out!
Why did the bride refuse to play cards with the groom? Because he was always trying to ‘wed’ his way into her hand!
What did the groom say to the bride when they first met? “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you!”
Why did the groom bring a hammer to his wedding? In case he needed to “nail” the perfect vows!
How did the groom’s suit propose to the bride’s dress? It got down on one knee and said, “Will you hem me?”
Why did the bride and groom have a small wedding ceremony? Because they didn’t want to have too many tiers in their cake!
Why did the bride carry a clock on her wedding day? She wanted to make sure she was on time to say “I do”!
What did the bride and groom say to their wedding cake? “You take the cake as the sweetest part of our day!”
Why did the bride’s wedding dress go to therapy? It had too many layers of emotional baggage!
How did the bride and groom know their wedding was going to be a success? Because they had a great “reception” from their friends and family!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked if he was nervous? “No, I’m just excited to have a lifetime supply of dad jokes!”
Why did the bride and groom decide to have an outdoor wedding? Because they wanted to tie the knot in the most “tented” ceremony!
What did the father of the bride say to the groom during the wedding ceremony? “Do you promise to pay for her Netflix account forever?”
Why did the groom bring a ladder to the wedding? Because he wanted to take his bride to a higher level of love!
Why did the bride bring a fan to the wedding ceremony? Because she wanted to make sure there was no cold feet!
Why did the bride refuse to dance with the groom? Because he was stepping on her toes!
Why did the groom bring a fly swatter to his wedding? He wanted to say “I do” to his bride and “buzz off” to any bugs!
Why did the bride bring a pig to the wedding? Because she wanted to walk down the “h-am-ile!”
What did the bride say when she saw her groom waiting at the altar? “I’m aisle yours forever!”
Why was the math book sad at the wedding? Because it had too many exes!
What did the groom say when the bride asked if he had prepared his vows? I’m a man of few words, I already said ‘I do’!
Why did the bride bring a bag of quarters to her wedding? Because she heard the groom was ‘a real catch’!
Why did the bride and groom decide to get married in a movie theater? Because they wanted their love story to have a blockbuster ending!
What did the groom say to the bride when she couldn’t decide on a wedding color theme? “Let’s just tie the knot and make it a rainbow wedding!”
Why did the bride choose a mermaid-style wedding gown? Because she wanted to make a splash on her big day!
What did the bride say to the groom after the wedding cake was accidentally dropped? Don’t worry, it’s all icing on the cake!
What did the bride and groom do when they couldn’t afford a wedding? They decided to just dessert each other.
What did the bride and groom say when they eloped? We made a run for the altar.
Why did the bride’s father give the groom a watch on their wedding day? Because it was “about time” he took responsibility!
What do you call a bride and groom who love gardening? “Tulip”ly married!
Why did the groom carry his bride across the threshold? Because he didn’t want to trip and fall on their honeymoon!
Why did the bride and groom bring a ladder to their wedding? Because they were ready to take their love to new heights!
What did the bride say to the groom when he stepped on her dress? “You’re “train”-ing to be the best husband!”
Why did the bride bring a bouquet of roses to her wedding? Because she wanted to “bloom” into married life!
What did the groom say to his bride when he saw her in her wedding dress? “You’re the “white” choice for me!”
Why did the bride and groom choose a farm for their wedding venue? They wanted to show everyone that love can really “grow”!
Why did the groom get a standing ovation during his wedding vows? Because he “tied the knot” flawlessly!
Why did the bride and groom exchange their vows in a library? Because they wanted a “novel” wedding ceremony!
Why did the bride ask the groom to climb a tree on their wedding day? Because she wanted him to “branch” out and show his commitment!
Why did the groom bring a tape measure to the wedding? He wanted to measure up to his bride’s expectations!
What did the bride say to her groom when he forgot his wedding vows? “You may now ad-lib the rest of the ceremony!”
Why did the bride refuse to play cards with the groom? She didn’t want to be the “Queen of Hears”!
What did the groom say to the bride when they were shopping for wedding attire? “I’m marrying you, and I’m knot even tux-talking!”
Why was the groom’s suit wrinkled on his wedding day? Because he didn’t iron out all the details!
Why did the bride and groom decide to get married on a farm? Because they wanted to “grow” their love in a rustic setting!
What did the father of the bride say when his daughter got married? “I guess it’s time to give away my last name too!”
Why did the groom bring a pair of scissors to the wedding? In case he needed to cut the groomsmen some slack!
What did the groom say to the bride when he forgot their anniversary? “Sorry, I must have wed my mind!”
Why did the bride marry the beekeeper? She wanted to “bee” in love forever.
What did the groom say to the bride’s bouquet? “You’re the “bloom” of my life!”
Why did the groom bring a GPS device to his wedding? Because he didn’t want to ‘lose his way’ to marital bliss!
Why did the groom bring an umbrella to his wedding? Because he wanted to make sure it didn’t rain on his “parade” down the aisle!
Why was the math book so excited for the wedding? Because it heard there would be a lot of addition and some great multiplying!
Why did the bride and groom have a joint bank account? Because two can live cheaper than one!
What do you call a bride and groom who love to cook? A recipe for success.
What did the bride’s dress say to the groom’s suit? We make the perfect “wedding” couple!
What did the groom say when he saw his bride walking down the aisle? “I’ve made the perfect choice, she’s aisle I’ll ever need!”
Why did the bride’s bouquet file a police report? It got arrested for being outstanding in its field!
Why was the groom’s suit wrinkled on his wedding day? Because he couldn’t “press” his luck with the iron!
What did the groom say to his friends when they asked how he was feeling before the wedding? “I’m a little nervous, but I’m suiting up for the best day of my life!”
Why did the groom bring a ladder to the wedding? Because he wanted to “raise” the bar for their marriage!
Why did the bride and groom go to the dentist before their wedding? To make their smiles aisle-ready!
Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? Because it’s the color of happiness, and she knew she was marrying the man of her dreams!
Why did the bride and groom get married on a farm? They wanted to “moo”-ve their relationship to the next level.
Why did the bride wear a veil on her wedding day? She wanted to be a blushing bride, not a sneezing one!
What did the groom say to the bride when they were running late for the ceremony? “Sorry, I’m a little tux-ed out!”
Why did the bride become a math teacher after her wedding? Because she found out that marriage is all about “sum”thing!
What do you call a groom who only shows up for the wedding ceremony? A best mannequin!
What did the bride say to the groom at the altar? “I’ve been “aisle-ing” for this moment my whole life!”.
Why did the groom refuse to play cards on his wedding day? He didn’t want to be dealt a bad hand before saying “I do!”
Why did the bride carry a bouquet of roses at the wedding? Because she wanted to stop and smell the romance!
What did the bride say to the groom when he asked her if she believed in love at first sight? ‘I sure did when I saw you waiting at the altar!”.
Why was the groom sweating on his wedding day? He was worried he might aisle!
Why did the bride and groom choose a circus theme for their wedding? Because they wanted to make it a big top affair!
What did the groom say to the bride on their wedding day? “I’ve finally found my “Mrs.” Right!”
Why did the bride and groom go to the airport after their wedding? Because they wanted a honeymoon in the clouds!
What did the groom say to the bride after their wedding ceremony? “I finally found my missing puzzle piece!”
Why did the bride and groom start a band after their wedding? Because they wanted to “tie the knot” and make beautiful music together!
How did the bride and groom meet? They “wed” on an online dating site!
Why did the bride and groom go to the dentist before their wedding? Because they wanted to have the sweetest smiles on their special day!
Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? Because she wanted to take her relationship to the next level.
Why did the bride refuse to play hide-and-seek on her wedding day? She didn’t want the groom to get cold feet before the ceremony!
Why did the bride and groom have their wedding near a lake? Because they wanted to take the plunge together!
Why did the bride carry a ladder with her down the aisle? Because she wanted to make sure she was “walking down the right steps” towards marriage!
Why did the bride refuse to play hide-and-seek at her wedding? She didn’t want the groom to find out she had second thoughts!
What did the groom say to the bride on their wedding day? “I’m taking a vow to love you, aisleways and forever!”
Why did the bride and groom decide to get married during a thunderstorm? They wanted their love to be electrifying from the very start!
How did the groom feel when he saw his beautiful bride walking down the aisle? He was aisle-struck!
What did the groom say to the bride when they exchanged vows? “You’re the “hitched” to my happiness!”
Why did the groom bring a watch to his wedding? So he could give his bride the perfect “time” of her life!
Why was the groom sweating at the wedding? He was afraid he might make a “miss-take”!
Why did the bride and groom elope? They couldn’t “veil” their love any longer!
Why did the bride and groom invite a baker to their wedding? Because they kneaded someone to make it extra sweet!
What did the groom say to the bride before their wedding? “I do-nut want to be without you!”
What did the groom say to the bride when they were exchanging vows? “I do…n’t know how I got so lucky!”
Why did the groom say “I dew” instead of “I do” at the wedding? Because he couldn’t resist a good pun!
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo on his wedding day? Because he wanted to “suit” up and impress his bride!
What did the bride say to the groom when he asked for a second helping of cake? “I don’t know, I think you’ve already had your fill!”
Why did the bride and groom go to the bakery? Because they needed to put some romance in their rolls!
Why did the bride and groom hire a DJ for their wedding? Because they wanted to dance their way into marriage.
Why did the bride and groom have a music-themed wedding? Because they wanted to make some harmonious vows!
Why did the groom’s tie go to the doctor? Because it had a knot-ty problem!
What did the groom say to the wedding cake when he couldn’t resist taking a bite before the cutting ceremony? “I couldn’t help it, I wanted to have my cake and eat it too!”
Why did the bride and groom have a wedding on the ocean? Because they wanted to have a “shore” thing!
Why was the groom so happy at the wedding? He finally found the key to his wife’s heart… it was the wedding ring!
What did the groom say to the bride when they were searching for their wedding rings? “Let’s band together and find them!”
What did the bride say to the groom when he couldn’t find his wedding ring? “It’s a band, not a magic trick!”
Why did the groom bring a map to his wedding? Because he wanted to make sure he didn’t take a wrong turn down the aisle!
Why did the bride and groom invite a magician to their wedding? They wanted to make sure their love was pure magic!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked him to carry her across the threshold? ‘I can’t ‘weight’ to start our married life together!’.
What did the bride say to the groom at the altar? “I have you in the ‘aisle’ of my heart!”

Bride and Groom Jokes for Kids

Bride and Groom jokes for kids are like the confetti thrown at a wedding—fun, surprising, and bound to bring a smile to everyone’s face.

These jokes help kids understand the funny side of love and marriage, and can even be great ice-breakers at family weddings or gatherings.

They get kids involved in the celebration in a fun, light-hearted way that’s sure to get them talking and laughing.

Moreover, Bride and Groom jokes for kids can teach children about the joy of sharing laughter with others, creating a sense of unity and togetherness.

Excited for some fun-filled amusement?

Let’s dive into the world of laughter with these hilarious Bride and Groom jokes that will have them chuckling down the aisle:

Why did the bride refuse to play cards at her wedding reception? Because she didn’t want to be dealt a bad hand!
Why did the bride and groom have their wedding in a garden? Because they wanted to “plant” the seeds of love!
Why did the bride and groom climb the mountain on their wedding day? Because they wanted to reach new heights together!
What do you call a bride and groom who can play musical instruments? A wedded band!
Why did the bride and groom have their wedding in the winter? Because they wanted a “cool” marriage!
Why did the bride wear sneakers under her wedding dress? She wanted to be prepared for a marathon marriage!
Why did the bride and groom go on a diet before their wedding? So they could fit into their “just married” car!
Why did the bride and groom go to the bakery after their wedding? Because they wanted to get some just-married cake!
Why did the bride wear a veil? Because she didn’t want to be wooed by any other grooms!
What do you call a groom who tells funny jokes? A laugh-in-law!
What do you call a groom who can juggle? The husband of all trades!
Why did the bride wear a veil? Because she didn’t want to “unveil” her surprise for the groom!
Don’t worry, I’ve got them “tied” up in my heart!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked him to carry her over the threshold? “I can’t, that’s against my “bylaws”!
Why did the bride carry a bouquet of roses? Because it was a bud-ding romance!
Why did the bride invite a magician to the wedding? Because she wanted to make her groom say, “I do-hocus pocus!”
Why did the groom bring a map to the wedding? In case he got cold feet, he could find his way back!
What did the bride say to the groom when they were cutting the wedding cake? “Let’s make this slice of our life extra sweet!”
Why did the bride and groom go to the beach after their wedding? To have a honeymoon sand-wich!
What did the groom say to the bride when they were dancing? “I’m falling for you!”
She looks a-marry-zing!
Why did the bride and groom go to the fancy restaurant? Because they wanted a wedding feast!
What did the groom say to the bride when they were getting married? I’ll love you aisle-ways!
Why did the bride and groom exchange vows in a haunted house? They wanted a marriage that would last for eternity!
Why did the bride bring a clock to the wedding? Because she wanted to say “I do” at the right time!
Why did the groom bring a ladder to the wedding? He wanted to be the best “step” dad!
Why was the bride crying on her wedding day? She didn’t want to get married, she wanted to get carried!
Why did the bride and groom go to the bakery after their wedding? They wanted a slice of “happily ever after” cake!
What did the bride and groom do when they couldn’t find a venue? They decided to altar their plans!
Why did the bride and groom get married in a bakery? Because they needed a lot of dough!
What did one wedding dress say to the other dress? “Do you want to dance?”
Why did the bride and groom go to school? To improve their wedding vowels!
What do you call a nervous groom waiting at the altar? A groom in a bit of a “wed” state!
Why did the groom go to the bank on his wedding day? To get his “tie” changed!
Why did the groom bring a bell to his wedding? So he could ring in the marriage!
What did the bride say to the groom at the wedding reception? “Let’s dance the night away, honey!”
Why did the groom bring a suitcase to the wedding? Because he was ready to tie the knot!
Why did the bride and groom go to the dentist on their wedding day? They wanted to get a bright smile for their pictures!
What did the groom say when he couldn’t find his wedding shoes? “I’m really flip-flopping about this!”
A comic husband!
What do you call a groom with a sense of humor? A punny husband!
Why did the bride carry a bouquet of flowers? Because she wanted to bloom with love on her special day!
What do you call a groom who tells jokes on his wedding day? A punny husband!
Why did the bride and groom choose to have an outdoor wedding? They wanted to have a “weddin-go”!
What did the groom say to the bride when he saw her on their wedding day? You’re the one I’ve been waiting to tie the knot with!
Why did the bride ask the groom to take a nap before the wedding? So he could be “well-rested” for their big day!
What did one wedding dress say to the other? “Do you think we’ll ever be worn again?”
He was relieved that she didn’t catch him too!
Why did the bride and groom go to the amusement park on their honeymoon? They wanted to ride the rollercoaster of love!
What did the bride and groom say to each other at the altar? “I’m knot joking when I say I love you!”
To get some “flour” power for their marriage!
Why did the bride and groom go to school? To learn about wedding bells!
What do you call a bride who likes to bowl? A strike a pose!
Why did the groom bring a umbrella to the wedding? In case there was a bridal shower!
What did the bride and groom do when their wedding cake collapsed? They had a tier-rific time eating it anyway!
What did the bride’s father say to the groom before the wedding? “You better not try to take the cake!”
Why did the groom bring a clock to the wedding? He wanted to make sure it was time to say “I do!”
What did the groom say to the bride when he saw her walking down the aisle? “WOW, you really cleaned up nicely!”
Why was the groom’s suit always wrinkled? Because he couldn’t help getting cold feet!
Why did the bride and groom have a disco-themed wedding? Because they wanted to boogie down the aisle!
Why did the groom wear a watch to the wedding? Because he wanted to “tie the knot” at the right moment!
What did the bride say to her groom when he couldn’t find his wedding ring? “Looks like you’re “ring-ing” in the wrong place!”
Why did the bride go to the dentist? She wanted to get a wedding cap!
Why did the bride wear white? Because it’s a color she looks good in!
Why did the bride and groom go to the bakery before their wedding? They needed to “roll” out the dough for their future together!
Don’t worry, I’ll put a ring on it!
What did the groom say to the bride before the wedding? “I can’t wait to take a bride-side next to you!”
Why did the bride go to school? To get her “bridal education”!
Why did the bride and groom have a picnic reception? Because they wanted to spread the love and the sandwiches!
What do you call a groom who can’t keep his pants up on his wedding day? A tux ‘n’ tumble!
Why did the groom wear a bowtie to the wedding? He wanted to tie the knot in style!
Why did the bride and groom wear sunglasses during the ceremony? Because love was shining so brightly!
What do you call a bride and groom who both love math? An “equation” made in heaven!
What’s a bride’s favorite type of transportation? Wedding wheels!
What did the bride say to the groom after their first dance? “You’ve got some “smooth moves” for a married man!”
What did the bride say to the groom when he accidentally stepped on her dress? “You may now kiss my train!”
Why did the groom go to the dentist before the wedding? To get a bridal floss!
Why did the bride bring her dog to the wedding? Because she wanted to say “I do” with her furry best friend too!
What did the groom say to the bride when they were playing hide and seek? “I found my missing piece!”
What did the groom say to the bride when she tripped on her wedding dress? “Don’t worry, I’ll always catch you!”
Why did the bride wear sunglasses on her wedding day? Because her groom was so “bright” that she needed some shade!
What did the groom say to the bride when he saw her walking down the aisle? “Looks like I’ve got good taste!”.
What do you call a bride and groom who are computer programmers? A wedding website!
Why did the bride wear a veil? Because she wanted to make sure her groom was in suspense until the last moment!
What do you call a groom with a cold? A snotty husband!
Why did the bride and groom invite the mushrooms to their wedding? Because they are such fungi!
What’s a groom’s favorite type of music? Wedding march-ial arts!
What did the bride say to the groom when he couldn’t find his wedding ring? “Don’t worry, I’m sure it’ll ring a bell when you see it!”
What do you call a groom who has lost his shoes on his wedding day? A sole-mate!
Why did the groom bring a suitcase full of books to the wedding? Because he wanted to make sure he had a “novel” marriage!
What do you call two birds getting married? Tweet-hearts!
Why did the groom wear a fancy suit to the wedding? Because he wanted to look “smart” for his bride!
Why did the bride and groom invite their dogs to the wedding? They wanted to have a “pawsome” ceremony!
What did one wedding cake say to the other? “You’re my butter half!”
What did the bride and groom say to each other after the wedding ceremony? “We’re now officially ‘knot’ married!”
What did the bride and groom do when their wedding cake fell over? They “picked up the pieces” and had a laugh!
Why did the bride and groom get married in the forest? They wanted a wedding with lots of ferns!
Why did the groom bring a dictionary to the wedding? Because he wanted to say the right vows!
What did the groom say to the bride when they were exchanging vows? “I promise to “love” you a latte!”
Why did the groom wear a watch on his ankle during the wedding? Because he wanted to “tiemeet” the bride!
What did the bride say to the groom when he forgot their anniversary? “You really “tied” my memory in knots!”
I’m “enchanted” to marry you!
What did the bride’s father say to the groom when he asked for her hand in marriage? “Take her, she’s my daughter, but remember she’s always been my heart!”
Wedded!
What do you call a groom who can do magic tricks? A husband wizard!
Why did the bride and groom go to school together? To learn how to be a happy couple!
What do you call a bride who likes to jump on trampolines? A boing-quet!
What did the bride say to the groom before the wedding? “I’m aisle-ways here for you!”
Why did the bride and groom go to the bakery before their wedding? They wanted to get a good roll model for their marriage!
I promise to always love you more than cake!
What do you call a groom who can’t stop dancing at his wedding? A groom-boogie!
Why did the bride and groom have a dance-off at their reception? They wanted to show off their love moves!
Why did the bride and groom invite a clock to their wedding? Because they wanted to “tie the knot” at the right time!
What did the groom say to the bride when they were getting married? I can’t wait to tie the knot with you!
What did the bride say to the groom when he asked for a second piece of cake? “Honey, you already took the cake!”
Why did the bride and groom have a picnic on their wedding day? Because they wanted to have “bouquets” of sandwiches!
What did the bride and groom say to each other on their wedding day? “I do-nut know what I’d do without you!”
Why did the bride go to the dentist right before her wedding? She wanted to have a bridal smile!
Why did the groom bring a shovel to the wedding? Because he was ready to dig deep and find true love!
Why did the bride and groom go to the bakery? To find their sweetie pie!
What did the bride and groom do when they couldn’t agree on the wedding cake flavor? They decided to “compromise” and have a taste of each other’s favorite flavors!
Why did the bride and groom have a wedding cake with a clock on top? Because they wanted to show that love stands the test of time!
What did the groom say to the bride when he saw her walking down the aisle? “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”
What do you call a groom who dances on one foot? A “wed-lean”!
Why did the bride and groom take a math class before their wedding? Because they wanted to “multiply” their happiness!
What did the bride and groom do when they couldn’t find their wedding rings? They gave each other the finger!
Why did the bride wear a veil? Because she wanted to make her groom feel like he’s marrying a mystery woman!
Why did the bride and groom go to the bakery after their wedding? To get a “loaf” of bread for toast!
Why did the bride and groom have a band at their wedding? Because they wanted everyone to have a “tune”-tastic time!
Because she wanted to climb the aisle to the groom!
Why did the groom run away during the wedding ceremony? He was afraid of tying the knot!
Why did the groom bring a spoon to the wedding? Because he heard there would be some serious spooning on the dance floor!
Why did the groom bring a basketball to the wedding? Because he wanted to shoot for a slam dunk marriage!
Why did the bride throw salt over her shoulder before the wedding? To keep any bad luck from spilling onto the groom!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked for a diamond tiara? “I can’t afford it, but you will always be the crown jewel of my heart!”
Why did the bride and groom go to the bakery on their wedding day? Because they wanted to “roll” into marriage with some delicious pastries!
What do you call a happy groom? A groombunctious!
What did the bride say to the groom when he couldn’t find his wedding ring? “You’re really starting off on the wrong hand!”
What did the bride and groom say to each other on their wedding day? We make the perfect pear!
Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? Because she wanted to climb to new heights in her marriage!
What do you call a groom who tells jokes at the wedding? The laughter of the party!
Why did the bride and groom bring an umbrella to their wedding? Just in case they had a shower of blessings!

Bride and Groom Jokes for Adults

Who said wedding humor is only for the best man’s speech?

Bride and Groom jokes for adults serve up a deliciously humorous take on the ups and downs of marital life.

They are the perfect blend of clever wit, playful sarcasm, and a sprinkle of sauciness that makes them relatable yet refreshing.

Like a beautifully coordinated wedding ceremony, these jokes harmoniously bring together elements of reality, humor, and a bit of naughtiness to create an unforgettable laughter experience.

These jokes are ideal for rehearsal dinners, anniversaries, or even as a lighthearted icebreaker for those wedding planning discussions.

Here are some bride and groom jokes that are tailor-made for adults:

Why did the groom bring a map to his wedding? He wanted to make sure he knew the fastest escape route in case things went wrong!
Why did the bride insist on having a cash bar at the wedding? She wanted to make sure everyone was financially invested in celebrating their love story!
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo to his wedding? Because he wanted to make sure he was “suited” for the occasion!
What did the bride’s mother say when asked about the groom’s family? “I’ll believe they exist when I see them!”
Why did the bride refuse to wear a white gown on her wedding day? She didn’t want to be mistaken for an angel – she knew she was the real devil!
Why did the bride refuse to dance with the groom at their wedding? She didn’t want him to step on her toes, both literally and figuratively!
Why did the bride get angry at the groom during their wedding photoshoot? He kept saying, “Cheese!” every time she wanted a serious picture!
Why did the bride choose a beach wedding? Because she wanted to see the groom get cold feet… literally!
What did the bride say to the groom when he stepped on her dress? “Watch out, you’re treading on my dreams of a perfect wedding!”
Why did the groom bring a pillow to his wedding? He heard it was customary to carry something soft for when the bride throws the bouquet!
Why did the bride run away from the groom on their wedding day? She wanted to escape a bad bouquet!
Why did the bride and groom decide to elope? They wanted to save money on the wedding cake for more honeymoon desserts!
What did the groom say to his best man before the wedding? “Don’t worry, I won’t let this marriage go to my head!”
Why did the bride run away from the groom on their wedding day? She heard marriage was a lifetime sentence!
Why did the bride refuse to dance with the groom at their wedding reception? She said, “I want our marriage to start off on the right foot!”
What did the groom say to the bride when they were dancing? “I’ve finally found my perfect partner in crime!”
What did the groom say to the bride when they were about to exchange vows? “I do-nut want to live without you!”
What did the bride say to her groom on their wedding night? “Honey, let’s make a toast… to never having to attend another wedding again!”
What did the bride say to the groom after the wedding? “I’m taking your last name and your last slice of cake!”
Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? Because it’s the traditional color of surrender!
Why did the bride and groom hire a magician for their wedding reception? They wanted to make sure their love would always have a few tricks up its sleeve!
Why did the bride’s father give the groom a watch as a wedding gift? Because he wanted him to know exactly how much time he has left before he’s in trouble!
What did the bride do when she found out her groom was a stand-up comedian? She laughed her way down the aisle!
Why did the groom’s best man bring a stopwatch to the wedding? He wanted to make sure the groom didn’t break any records for the shortest marriage in history!
Why did the groom start wearing a belt with his suit on his wedding day? Because he wanted to make a “good impression” and hold his pants up!
Why did the bride’s father give her away at the wedding? Because he couldn’t get a refund!
What did the groom say when asked why he chose his bride? “I couldn’t resist her ‘bouquet’ of qualities!”
Why did the bride refuse to play cards at the wedding reception? She didn’t want to risk dealing with a wild groom!
Why did the bride and groom have their wedding in a bakery? Because they wanted to “roll in the dough” from the start!
Why did the bride refuse to marry the math teacher? She couldn’t handle the multiplying!
Why did the bride’s bouquet get arrested before the wedding? It was caught trying to smuggle in some illegal flower arrangements!
What did the bride say to the groom after their first dance? “I guess we can “waltz” through life together now!”
Why did the bride ask the groom to carry her over the threshold? Because she didn’t want to ruin her expensive wedding shoes!
Why did the bride’s mother advise her to marry a doctor? So she could have a prescription for laughter every day!
Why did the bride refuse to wear white on her wedding day? She didn’t want to be mistaken for the groom’s forgotten laundry!
Why did the groom’s friends tease him for getting married? Because they knew he would finally have to give up his PlayStation and join the “Husband Duty” club!
Why did the groom bring a ladder to his wedding? He wanted to show his bride that he was ready to climb the social ladder for her!
Why did the groom bring a shovel to the wedding? He was digging for compliments!
Why did the bride and groom decide to have an outdoor wedding? So they could save money on flowers by using weeds!
Why did the groom decide to wear sneakers on his wedding day? So he could run away faster if the bride had a change of heart!
Why did the groom go broke after the wedding? He lost his “bridal”![.
Why did the bride refuse to marry the groom who was a baker? She couldn’t picture her life being a loaf without him!
Why did the bride ask the groom to carry her across the threshold? Because she wanted to make sure he could handle her weight for the rest of their lives!
Why did the groom get cold feet on his wedding day? Because he forgot to wear socks!
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo on his wedding day? So he could look formal while being interrogated by the bride’s family!
Why did the bride ask the groom if he knew CPR before their wedding? She wanted to be sure he could revive her if she fainted from happiness!
Why did the bride wear a veil to the wedding? Because she wanted to “veil” her tears of joy!
Why did the bridegroom carry a ladder to his wedding? He wanted to “tie the knot” properly!
Why did the bride insist on having a wedding cake with multiple tiers? She wanted to show that their love is both sweet and layered!
What do you call a groom who can’t keep his wedding vows? A wedding crasher!
Why did the bride say she wanted a small wedding? So she could spend more on the honeymoon and less on dealing with her relatives!
Why did the bride and groom get married in a garden? They wanted their love to blossom just like the flowers around them!
Why did the bride ask the groom to wear two watches on their wedding day? So he could always be on “bride” time!
Why did the groom’s friends call him a superhero on his wedding day? Because he was about to get hitched and become a “man of the wifey”!
Why did the bride’s mother hire a private investigator to follow the groom? She wanted to make sure he wouldn’t get cold feet!
Why did the groom bring a compass to the wedding? He wanted to make sure he was heading in the right direction towards his future with the bride!
Why did the bride ask the groom to carry her across the threshold of their new home? She didn’t want him to forget how to lift her after the honeymoon!
Why did the bride get mad at the groom during the vows? He said he’d love her ‘for richer or for poorer’ but forgot to mention ‘for better or for worse’!
What did the bride say to the groom before the wedding? “Let’s make this knot official!”
Why did the groom give the bride a clock as a wedding gift? Because he wanted to remind her that time is ticking!
What did the groom say when he saw his bride walking down the aisle? “I must be the luckiest man alive to be marrying someone so beautiful!”
Why did the groom bring his dog to the wedding? He wanted a ‘pawsome’ best man!
Why did the groom get a job at the bakery? He kneaded dough!
Why did the bride ask the groom to carry her across the threshold? Because she didn’t want to get her wedding dress dirty from walking on all the shattered dreams of single people!
Why did the groom write his vows on a napkin? Because he wanted to make sure he had something to fall back on in case he forgot them!
What did the groom say to his new wife after their wedding? “Honey, now that we’re married, I have a confession to make… I forgot to tell you, I’m allergic to doing dishes!”
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo to the rehearsal? He wanted to practice being fancy!
What did the bride say to her groom as they exchanged vows? “I’ve finally found my missing puzzle piece!”
Why did the groom bring his smartphone to the wedding? He wanted to capture every “app”y moment!
What did the bride say to the groom after their honeymoon? “Now that we’re married, I can finally tell you… your cooking is terrible!”
Why did the bride refuse to marry the math teacher? She didn’t want to multiply her problems!
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo at his wedding? Because he wanted to start the marriage off on a suit-able note!
Why did the bride ask the groom if he was nervous before the wedding? She wanted to make sure he was just as scared as she was!
Why did the bride ask the groom to fix the broken sink on their wedding day? She wanted to test his “marriage plumbing” skills!
Why was the groom sweating before his wedding? He was afraid of getting cold feet!
Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? Because it was the last time she could wear a color she chose herself!
What did the groom say to the bride as they exchanged vows? “I promise to always be your knight in shining armor, even if it means wearing a tuxedo!”
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo to his wedding? Because it was a formal event, and he wanted to make a good impression on the bride’s father, Visa and Mastercard!
What do you call a groom who doesn’t dance? A simple “wedding planner”!
Why did the bride refuse to go down the aisle? She heard marriage was a walk in the park!
Why did the bride refuse to marry a baseball player? She heard he was a “catch and release” kind of guy!
Why did the bride and groom have a double wedding? They wanted to save on the cost of divorce lawyers!
Why did the bride run a marathon before her wedding? Because she wanted to make sure she was “marriage fit”!
What did the groom say to the bride on their wedding night? “I’m sorry, I thought you said it was a ‘wedding knight’!”
Why did the groom bring a ladder to the wedding? He wanted to make sure he could climb the social ladder after marrying the bride!
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo on his wedding day? Because he didn’t want to be a ‘tie’ to the bride!
What did the bride say to the groom on their wedding day? “Let’s take this love thing one vow at a time!”
Why did the bride refuse to dance with the groom at their wedding reception? She didn’t want to step on his toes, especially since he already stepped on hers during the planning!
Why did the bride’s mother give the groom a cold stare during the wedding ceremony? She was just trying to put a chill in his spine to see if he was really committed!
What did the groom say to his bride when he saw her in her wedding dress? “You look so stunning, I’m ready to “wed” my pants!”
Why did the bride refuse to wear white? Because she was all for colorful weddings!
Why did the groom’s suit always smell like fish? Because he had a “reel” catch!
Why did the groom take his bride to a baseball game on their honeymoon? Because he wanted to show her how a real “catch” is made!
Why did the bride refuse to marry the computer programmer? She heard he had a “bad code”!
What did the bride say to the groom when he couldn’t fit into his tuxedo? “Suit yourself!”
Why did the bride and groom choose a destination wedding? Because they wanted to make sure everyone had an excuse to be late!
What did the groom say to his best man before the wedding? “Remember, I’m the man of the hour, but you’re the man of the minute!”
Why did the bride’s father get a discount on the wedding venue? Because he was a “father of the bride” special!
Why did the bride’s grandmother bring a pocket watch to the wedding? She wanted to remind the groom that time is precious!
Why did the bride refuse to dance with the groom at their wedding? She didn’t want to “take the plunge” just yet!
Why did the bride’s mother give the groom a watch as a wedding gift? Because he needed to learn how to manage his time with her daughter!
Why did the groom invite his friends to the wedding on an empty stomach? Because he wanted to have a toast!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked if he would still love her when she’s old and wrinkly? “I’ll love you even more, because you’ll have turned into a vintage beauty!”
Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? So the groom wouldn’t notice when she spills food on herself!
Why did the bride and groom decide to get married at the gym? Because they wanted a marriage in good shape!
Why did the groom bring a suitcase to the wedding? He wanted to make a clean getaway!
What did the bride say to the groom when he forgot the wedding rings? “Looks like you really “band”oned your duties!”
What did the groom say to his bride when she asked for a prenuptial agreement? “I don’t need one. My love for you is priceless!”
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo at the wedding? Because it was a classy affair, not a “t-shirt and jeans” event!
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo to the wedding? Because the bride told him to suit himself!
What do you call a groom who accidentally wears his bride’s shoes on their wedding day? A sole mate!
Why did the bridegroom need a map at his wedding? He didn’t want to lose his “direction”!
Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? Because she wanted to blend in with all the other appliances in the kitchen!
Why did the groom wear a wedding dress? He wanted to “groom” himself for the role of a lifetime!
Why did the bride refuse to have an outdoor wedding? She didn’t want to be swept off her feet!
What did the groom say to his bride when they exchanged vows? “I promise to always laugh at your jokes, even when they’re “knot” funny!”
Why did the groom compare marriage to a deck of cards? Because in the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond, but by the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!
Why did the groom hire a wedding planner? Because he wanted someone to blame if anything went wrong… besides himself!
Why did the bride’s father give the groom a watch as a wedding gift? Because he wanted to remind him that it’s always time to be a good husband!
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo on his wedding day? Because the bride told him to dress for the job he wants, not the job he has!
Why did the groom bring a ladder to the wedding? Because he wanted to climb to the top of the cake before the bride could catch him!
Why did the bride change into sneakers after the ceremony? She wanted to be prepared for the “sole” of marriage!
What did the groom say to his bride when she asked how many kids they should have? “Let’s start with zero and work our way up… after all, practice makes perfect!”
Why did the bride and groom choose a small wedding cake? Because they wanted to have their cake and eat it too – without gaining weight!
Why did the bride and groom decide to get married in the forest? They wanted to tie the knot!
Why did the bride’s dress go for a swim on her wedding day? It heard the groom say he was taking the plunge, so it thought it would join in!
Why did the bride run away from the altar? She realized she forgot to turn off the oven at home and her lasagna was about to burn!
Why did the groom joke that he had a “shotgun wedding”? Because his mother-in-law threatened to shoot him if he didn’t marry her daughter!
What did the groom say to his bride as they exchanged vows? “I promise to love you, cherish you, and never forget to take out the trash!”
Why did the groom invite all his ex-girlfriends to the wedding? He wanted to show them what they missed out on!
What did the bride say to the groom after the wedding? “Now you’re stuck with me, ‘knot’ and forever!”
Why did the bride’s mother give the groom a cookbook as a wedding gift? To remind him that the way to a woman’s heart is through her stomach!
Why did the bride run away from the altar? She heard the groom say ‘I do’ to his best man!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked for a diamond ring? “Sure, but can I have a golf club in return?”
Why did the bride change her mind about marrying the baker? She realized he couldn’t make enough dough!
What did the bride say to the groom when he asked for a second honeymoon? “Sorry, dear, but our love isn’t a renewable resource!”
Why did the groom bring a donut to his wedding? Because he wanted to get a “hole” lot of love from his bride!
What did the groom say to his bride when they were exchanging vows? “I promise to always let you have the remote control!”
Why did the groom wear a tuxedo to his shotgun wedding? He wanted to look sharp for the shotgun!
Why did the bride ask the groom to wear sunscreen on their wedding day? She didn’t want him to get cold feet… or a red nose!
What did the bride say to the groom when he asked if she was sure about getting married? “I’m gown with it!”
Why did the groom take a nap during the wedding ceremony? He heard it was a “rest in peace” kind of event!
Why did the bride’s parents pay for an expensive wedding? They wanted to make sure their daughter has a higher chance of being featured on reality TV shows!
What did the bride say to the groom when he accidentally dropped the wedding cake? “That’s just the icing on the cake!”
Why did the groom bring a stopwatch to his wedding? He wanted to see if it was a “minute to win it” or a “marathon”!
Why did the bride’s father give the groom a watch as a wedding gift? Because it’s about time he started taking care of her!
What do you call a groom who is always in a rush? Ready, set, wed!
Why did the groom hire a magician for the wedding reception? He wanted to make his wife disappear during arguments!
Why did the bride carry a broom at her wedding? She wanted to sweep the groom off his feet!
Why did the bride bring a pig to the wedding? Because she heard the groom was a “hog” for attention!
What did the groom say to his bride when they were getting married in a forest? “I’m so glad we’re tying the knot in this “tree”-mendous location!”
Why did the bride and groom choose a beach wedding? Because they wanted to see each other in their bathing suits before saying “I do”!
Why did the bride hire a hypnotist for the reception? She wanted to make sure everyone was under her spell!
Why did the groom’s friends give him a GPS device as a wedding gift? So he could always find his way back home from the doghouse!
Why did the bride wear a black wedding dress? She wanted to make a “statement” that she’s not your average bride!
Why did the bride and groom decide to have a low-budget wedding? They wanted to save some “bou-quet”!
Why did the groom get cold feet before the wedding? He realized marriage is a life sentence!
Why did the bride become a wedding planner? She realized she could finally have her cake and eat it too!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked if he was nervous? “No, I’m just knot worried at all!”
Why did the bride’s parents think the groom was perfect for their daughter? He managed to keep a straight face during the father’s speech!
What did the groom say to his bride when they were exchanging vows? “I promise to love, honor, and tolerate your obsession with reality TV!”
Why did the bride refuse to play hide-and-seek on her wedding day? She didn’t want the groom to find out where she was hiding all the credit card bills!
Why did the groom bring a shovel to the wedding? He heard they were digging up the past!
Why did the groom have a bandage on his finger during the wedding ceremony? He accidentally put a ring on it before the wedding day!
Why did the bride insist on having a separate bank account from the groom? She wanted to make sure her money wasn’t just “hitched” to his!
Why did the groom choose to have a small wedding ceremony? He wanted to save money for the inevitable “I told you so” expenses after marriage!
What did the bride say to her groom when he asked if she believed in love at first sight? “Of course, darling, that’s why I’m marrying you!”
Why did the groom bring a stopwatch to the wedding? He wanted to make sure it wasn’t a ‘second’ mistake!
Why did the groom’s parents suggest a destination wedding? So they can pretend they’re on vacation instead of dealing with their in-laws!
Why did the bride’s father give a speech about his daughter’s driving skills during the wedding reception? He just wanted to remind the groom that he’s getting married to a woman who always takes the wrong turn!
Why did the groom bring a ladder to the wedding? He wanted to climb the social ladder and impress the bride’s family!
What did the groom say when he saw his bride walking down the aisle? “Wow, I really struck gold!”
Why did the groom bring his pet parrot to the wedding? He wanted it to say, “I do” instead of him!
Why did the bride and groom decide to get married in a bakery? So they could have their “wedding cake” and eat it too!
Why did the bride carry a mirror with her down the aisle? So she could always look back on the happiest day of her life!
What did the bride’s mother say to the groom before the wedding? “Remember, my daughter is always right, even when she’s wrong!”
Why did the bride ask the groom to go skydiving on their wedding day? She wanted to make sure he’d fall head over heels for her, literally!
Why did the groom’s heart skip a beat when he saw the bride walking down the aisle? Because it finally realized it wasn’t single anymore!
Why did the bride and groom choose a bakery-themed wedding? They wanted to “dough” it right!
What did the bride say to the groom on their wedding day? “Let’s make this wedding knot-tied and groomless!”
Why did the bride’s bouquet get arrested on her wedding day? It was caught throwing the bridal bouquet-quet!
Why did the bride’s family hire a private investigator to check the groom’s background? They wanted to make sure he wasn’t marrying their daughter for the money!

Bride and Groom Joke Generator

Navigating the world of wedding humor can sometimes feel like walking down an aisle of confusion.

(Now, who said I couldn’t joke?)

That’s where our FREE Bride and Groom Joke Generator comes in to play the role of the best man.

Designed to amalgamate clever puns, humorous one-liners, and playful vows, it creates jokes that are certain to evoke laughter and lighten up the atmosphere.

Don’t let your humor get cold feet.

Use our joke generator to create jokes that are as charming and memorable as the couple’s first dance.

FAQs About Bride and Groom Jokes

Why are bride and groom jokes so popular?

Bride and groom jokes are popular because they tap into the universal experience of weddings, love, and marriage.

They’re often relatable, light-hearted, and serve as a fun way to celebrate and poke fun at the unique dynamics that exist between a bride and groom.

Can bride and groom jokes help in social situations?

Definitely!

Bride and groom jokes can be a great way to break the ice at wedding events, from engagement parties to the wedding reception itself.

They can help to lighten the mood, create laughter, and bring people together through shared humor.

How can I come up with my own bride and groom jokes?

Understand the common dynamics and idiosyncrasies between brides and grooms—such as planning the wedding, dealing with in-laws, or navigating married life.
Use wedding-related terms and phrases (e.g., vows, cake, honeymoon) to create wordplay and puns.
Consider the setting of your joke. Is it during the wedding planning, at the reception, or in married life? Tailor your humor to fit the situation.
Find a well-known saying or phrase and tweak it to fit the bride and groom context.
Don’t be afraid to play with stereotypes and clichés—just ensure your humor remains respectful and light-hearted.

Are there any tips for remembering bride and groom jokes?

Think of bride and groom jokes in connection with wedding-related events or discussions.

Associating these jokes with specific situations or memories can help them to stick in your mind.

How can I make my bride and groom jokes better?

A good joke often hinges on the element of surprise.

Find common ground with your audience, use timing to your advantage, and don’t be afraid to play with words.

Practice your jokes and pay attention to what gets the best reactions, so you can fine-tune your humor.

How does the Bride and Groom Joke Generator work?

Our Bride and Groom Joke Generator is your one-stop-shop for wedding-related humor.

Simply enter keywords related to the joke you want to create, such as wedding, cake, bride, groom, etc., and hit the Generate Jokes button.

In no time, you’ll have a bunch of hilarious bride and groom jokes ready to share.

Is the Bride and Groom Joke Generator free?

Yes, our Bride and Groom Joke Generator is completely free to use.

Generate as many jokes as you want to keep your wedding speeches and social media posts filled with laughter.

So go ahead, make your wedding events even more memorable with a touch of humor.

Conclusion

Bride and Groom jokes are a charming way to add a touch of joy to every wedding conversation, making the journey towards the altar a bit more enjoyable with each chuckle.

From the light-hearted and quick-witted to the long-lasting and laughter-inducing, there’s a bride and groom joke for every matrimonial occasion.

So next time you’re planning a wedding or attending one, remember, there’s humor to be found in every engagement ring, veil, and vow.

Keep spreading the laughter, and let the good times wed and roll.

Because after all, a day without laughter is like a wedding day without the bride and groom—unimaginable and, frankly, a bit less romantic.

Here’s to a happily ever after filled with jokes, everyone!

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