891 Bride Jokes for a Lighthearted Approach to "I Do"

If you’ve landed here, you’re ready to step into the world of bride jokes.

We’re not talking about any old jokes, but the crème de la crème.

That’s why we’ve arranged a list of the most hilarious bride jokes.

From wedding-gown giggles to marital merriments, our collection has a joke for every stage of matrimonial life.

So, let’s waltz into the ballroom of bridal humor, one joke at a time.

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Bride Jokes

Bride jokes are filled with light-hearted humor that can spark smiles and laughter in any setting.

These jokes don’t just revolve around the bride herself but also the whole concept of weddings, marriage and all the fun, stress, and joy that these occasions bring.

From wedding planning madness to cold feet nerves, brides offer a treasure trove of comedic material.

The artistry in crafting a brilliant bride joke lies in the clever play of words, the unexpected twists, and the universally relatable aspects of being a bride (like the pressure of looking perfect on the big day or the fear of tripping down the aisle).

Ready to say ‘I do’ to some hilarity?

Walk down the aisle of laughter with these bride jokes:

What did the bride say to the DJ at her wedding? “Play my favorite song, ‘I Will Always Love You’… but only if I’m the one singing it!”
Why did the bride hire a clown for her wedding reception? She wanted everyone to laugh till they said “I dew”!
What do you call a bride who can’t stop laughing during the ceremony? A merry bride!
What did the bride say to the wedding cake? “I’m ready to take the big slice of my life!”
What do you call a bride who can’t stop laughing during her wedding? Happy to be hitched!
What did the bride say when asked if she was ready to tie the knot? “I’m just hoping it doesn’t unravel!”
Why did the bride go to school to become a magician? She wanted to pull a husband out of a hat!
Why did the bride go to the doctor? She had wedding jitters!
Why did the bride’s father give her away at the wedding? Because he couldn’t get a refund on her.
Why was the bride running on her wedding day? She heard the groom was a runaway bride!
What do you call a bride who starts a band at her wedding? A bridal rock star!
What did the bride say to the wedding cake? “I can’t wait to take the first slice out of you!”
Why did the bride refuse to dance with the groom at their wedding? She thought he was just a sham-rock.
What did the bride do when she found out her wedding dress was too tight? She went on a wedding crash diet!
Why did the bride run away from her wedding? She heard there would be a toast and she hates carbs.
What do you call a bride who only eats one meal a day? A serial monogamist!
What did the bride’s father say when he saw her in her wedding dress? “I guess you’ve finally found someone who can handle your crazy!”
What did the bride do when she caught the bouquet? She tackled the other bridesmaids and claimed victory!
Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? Because she wanted to blend in with all the other brides running away from their grooms.
What did the bride say when asked about her honeymoon plans? “We’re going to relax and enjoy the wedded bliss until our ‘I dew’ wears off!”
What did the bride’s father say to the groom before the wedding? “Do you promise to keep her in bouquet?”
What did the bride say to her groom when he asked if she wanted to elope? “No, I want to elope with you!”
Why did the bride wear a backpack on her wedding day? She wanted to keep her groom in check!
What do you call a bride who only wears black? A mourning gown bride!
Why did the bride’s bouquet go to therapy? It had commitment issues and couldn’t hold on to any flowers!
What do you call a bride who can juggle? A multitasking bride!
Why did the bride invite her ex-boyfriends to the wedding? She wanted them to see what they missed out on, and remind her groom how lucky he is!
Why did the bride choose a superhero-themed wedding? She wanted her husband to say, “I do,” with superpowers!
Why was the bride’s wedding dress like a baker’s flour? Because it made her rise to the occasion!
What did the bride say to the florist when she didn’t like her bouquet? “I can’t be-leaf you thought I’d like this!”
What did the bride’s mother say to her on the wedding day? “Remember, if all else fails, just run away and elope!”
Why did the bride bring a stopwatch to her wedding? She wanted to keep an eye on her “I do” time!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked if he was nervous? “No, I’m just marrying the woman of my nightmares!”
Why did the bride bring a thermometer to her wedding? She wanted to check if her groom could handle the heat of commitment!
What did the bride say when the photographer asked her to smile on her wedding day? “Sorry, I’ve been smiling for hours, this is my resting bride face!”
What did the bride say to her wedding planner? “I don’t want any “bridal” parties, just give me cake!”
What did the bride do when she caught the bouquet? She yelled, “Finally, a wedding gift I won’t have to return!”
Why did the bride refuse to share her wedding cake with the groom? She said, “Sorry, it’s my ‘piece’ of mind!”
Why did the bride take a ladder to the altar? Because she wanted to “step up” her game!
Why did the bride ask her husband to carry her over the threshold? She didn’t want to risk tripping and ruining her dress.
Why did the bride refuse to wear a veil on her wedding day? She didn’t want to hide her excitement about getting married.
What did the bride do when she found out the wedding cake was a disaster? She said, “That’s okay, I’m marrying a baker, we can just eat our mistakes!”
Why did the bride refuse to marry a tennis player? She didn’t want to love someone who would “serve” her all day!
What did the bride’s father say when he saw his daughter in her wedding dress? “I guess I’ll never get that boat I always wanted!”
Why did the bride wear sneakers on her wedding day? She wanted to make a quick getaway if things didn’t go as planned!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when they asked if they could choose their own dresses? “Sure, as long as they’re hideous!”
What do you call a bride who loves to tell jokes? The “hilarious-to-be”!
Why did the bride run away from her wedding? She got cold feet from standing outside for too long!
What did the bride’s best friend say during her wedding toast? “May your love be as endless as the speeches tonight!” .
What did the bride say when she couldn’t find her wedding shoes? “I guess I’ll have to put my foot down!”
What do you call a bride who is only marrying for the cake? A bridezilla cakezilla!
Why was the bride wearing sunglasses at her wedding? She didn’t want to be swept off her feet by the groom’s charm!
What did the bride’s father say when she asked for a big wedding? “I can’t “bridal” you with a huge expense!”
Why did the bride’s father cry during the ceremony? He realized he had to give away his “main squeeze”!
What did the bride say to her parents before walking down the aisle? “I aisle-ways love you!”
How did the bride respond when asked if she was nervous for her big day? “No, I’m bridal calm!”
What did the bride say to her groom during their wedding vows? “I’ll love you even when you’re having a bad hair day!”
What did the bride say to the groom when he forgot the wedding rings? “I guess you just couldn’t ring yourself to remember!”
Why did the bride wear a backpack down the aisle? She wanted to ensure a “happily ever after-pack!”
Why did the bride refuse to wear the traditional wedding gown? Because she didn’t want to be a copycat-tion!
What did the bride say to the wedding cake? “I’m going to love you layer by layer!”
Why did the bride ask the photographer to take pictures from her good side? She didn’t want any evidence of a bridal meltdown.
What did the bride’s sister say when she caught the bouquet? “I guess I’ll be the next one to tackle a wedding… in football!”
Why did the bride wear a helmet on her wedding day? She wanted to protect her “wedding bells”!
Why did the bride bring a suitcase to her wedding? She was ready for a happily ever after!
Why did the bride become a marathon runner? She wanted to race to the altar!
Why did the bride’s mother give her a tennis racket before the wedding? So she could serve her husband with love!
Why did the bride wear a veil? She wanted to make sure she was fully “covered” for her big day!
What did the bride do when she found out her wedding was double-booked? She had a bridal meltdown!
Why did the bride’s cake go to therapy? It had too many layers of emotional baggage!
What do you call a bride who runs off during her wedding? A runaway bride and groom.
Why did the bride wear a white gown? Because it was her “aisle” to wear!
Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? Because it’s her first and last time she’ll be able to wear it without spilling anything on it.
Why did the bride refuse to cut the wedding cake? She didn’t want to give it a slice of her attention!
What did the bride say to the wedding cake? “You’re the only one I’ll ever dessert!”
What did the bride’s bouquet say to the groom? “I’m falling for you!”
What did the bride say to the groom after the wedding ceremony? “I can’t believe I’m stuck with you for the rest of my life!”
Why did the bride invite the whole town to her wedding? She wanted to make sure she had a bridal party like no other!
Why did the bride’s wedding cake go viral? It had the perfect bride-ability!
Why did the bride wear a veil on her wedding day? So she could hide from all the well-meaning advice and opinions!
Why did the bride wear sneakers under her wedding dress? She wanted to be comfortable while running away from any potential disasters!
Why did the bride refuse to get married in the winter? She didn’t want to be a ch-ill bride.
Why did the bride run away from her own wedding? She heard they were serving cold feet as the main course!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when they asked if she had pre-wedding jitters? “No, just pre-wedding lattes!”
What did the bride’s bouquet say to the groom’s boutonniere? “We make a perfect match!”
What did the bride say when her groom couldn’t find the wedding ring? “Looks like he’s having a band moment!”
Why did the bride carry a pen and paper down the aisle? Just in case she had cold feet, she wanted to write a note to herself!
What did the bride say to her husband on their wedding day? “I’m really looking forward to our daily arguments and unresolved issues!”
Why did the bride refuse to wear white on her wedding day? She didn’t want to blend in with the icing on the cake!
Why did the bride run out of the wedding reception? She saw her groom’s credit card bill!
What did the bride say to the groom after they exchanged vows? “I guess we’re off to a good start, ‘tying’ the knot!”
What did the bride say to her husband on their wedding day? “I’ve got you, babe!”
What did the groom say to the bride when they were standing at the altar? “I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!”
Why did the bride’s parents start a bakery before her wedding? So they could have their cake and eat it too, without any extra expenses!
What did the bride say when she found out her wedding cake was missing? “I can’t believe I’m dessert-ed!”
Why was the bride carrying a stopwatch down the aisle? She wanted to make sure it was her “moment” to shine!
Why did the bride insist on wearing a tiara? She wanted to be the “crowned” jewel of the wedding!
What do you call a bride who loves to dance? The “wedding twirler”!
What did the bride say when her veil got tangled? “I’m “netted” for life!”
Why did the bride refuse to dance at her wedding reception? She didn’t want to step on anyone’s toes, especially her new husband’s!
Why did the bride carry a bouquet of donuts instead of flowers? She wanted to sweeten up the ceremony!
What did the bride say to the wedding cake? “You take the cake, and I’ll take the groom!”
Why did the bride wear a white dress? Because she wanted to blend in with the frosting on the wedding cake!
What do you call a bride who can’t stop laughing on her wedding day? A “giggle bride”!
What do you call a bride who can’t decide on her wedding colors? A “hue-sband” dilemma!
Why did the bride invite her ex-boyfriend to the wedding? She wanted to show him what he was missing, and then marry his best friend!
What did the bride say when she caught the bouquet at her wedding? “I guess that means I’m stuck with him forever!”
Why did the bride run away from the wedding ceremony? She heard they were having a “ring” of fire!
Why did the bride carry a ladder on her wedding day? She wanted to reach cloud nine without any help from her groom!
What did the bride say when her wedding dress got caught on a fence? “I guess I’m a fence-inated bride now!”
What did the bride say to the groom on their wedding day? “I’m so glad I’m marrying you, I can finally put my dad’s credit card to good use!”
Why did the bride wear a veil? She wanted to keep her face hidden until she saw the wedding cake!
Why did the bride give the groom a GPS tracker as a wedding gift? So she could always keep an eye on him and make sure he never gets lost, especially on their honeymoon!
What did the bride say to her husband on their wedding day? “I’m taking a vow of laughter, so you better be funny!”
Why did the bride bring a tennis racket to her wedding? She wanted to serve up some love!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked him if he had any last-minute advice before the wedding? “Just remember, honey, the cake is always right!”
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids who were running late? “Don’t worry, I’ll be fashionably late enough for all of us!”
Why did the bride refuse to wear white on her wedding day? Because she didn’t want to be mistaken for a bride again!
What’s a bride’s favorite type of music? “I want to dance with somebody” by Whitney Houst-“I do”!
Why was the bride’s wedding dress so expensive? It came with a hefty bride-al payment plan!
What did the bride say to the florist who messed up her bouquet? “I guess I’ll just have to make a ‘bouquet’ of complaints!”
What did the bride say when the groom asked if she was ready? “I’m aisle-y in love with you!”
Why did the bride insist on having a small wedding cake? She didn’t want her marriage to go to waist!
What did the bride say when asked about her wedding day? “It was a walk down the aisle to remember, mainly because I tripped and almost fell!”
Why did the bride wear a veil? To hide from all the wedding expenses!
Why was the bride so good at poker? She always knew when to hold ’em and when to bouquet!
Why did the bride run away from her wedding? She didn’t want to be a bridezilla!
Why did the bride bring a mirror to her wedding? She wanted to reflect on her decision to say “I do”!
Why did the bride change her mind about the wedding cake? She realized it was “a piece of cake” to find a better one!
What did the bride say when the cake at her wedding toppled over? “Don’t worry, it’s just a tier-ible accident!”
Why did the bride refuse to play hide-and-seek at her wedding? She didn’t want to find herself in a compromising position!
Why did the bride bring her dog to the wedding? She wanted to make sure she had a “pawsome” companion!
What did the bride say to the groom after they exchanged vows? “You may now update your Facebook relationship status!”
Why did the bride bring a stopwatch to her wedding? She wanted to make sure she didn’t go over her “bridal minute”!
What’s a bride’s favorite kind of music? Wedding march-ines!
What do you call a bride who’s trying to lose weight? A wedding crasher!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked him to carry her over the threshold? “I can’t, I just got married!”
Why did the bride ask for a refund on her wedding dress? She said it didn’t suit her “bridal” personality!
What do you call a bride who is on a diet? A fiancée salad.
Why did the bride change her mind about having a big wedding? She wanted to save some cake for herself.
What did the bride say to her overprotective father? “Don’t worry, I’ll always be your favorite daughter, even if I’m married!”
What do you call a bride who’s only had one cup of coffee? Decoffee-nated!
Why did the bride refuse to play the wedding march? She thought it was a bit of a march-erony!
Why did the bride wear a glove on her wedding day? She didn’t want to get finger prints on her dress!
What did the bride say to her husband on their wedding day? “I’ve finally found my ‘happily ever laughter’!”
What did the groom say to the bride on their wedding day? “I’ve finally found the perfect “I-do!”
Why did the bride laugh at the altar? Because the groom told a “ring”-side joke!
What’s a bride’s favorite type of music? Gown and country!
Why did the bride bring a fan to her wedding? She wanted to make sure she didn’t faint from excitement.
Why did the bride bring a broom to her wedding? She heard the groom was a real “sweep”-heart!
What did the bride’s father say to the groom before the wedding? “Remember, my daughter is always right… and left!”
What did the bride say to the wedding cake? “You’re the icing on my special day!”
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids? “It’s gown time!”
Why did the bride bring a ladder to her wedding? She wanted to raise the bar for her future husband!
Why did the bride bring her dog to the wedding? She wanted to have a paws-itively perfect day!
Why did the bride wear sneakers on her wedding day? She wanted to be a runaway bride, just in case!
What did the bride say to her husband on their wedding day? “I never sausage a handsome man before!”
Why did the bride refuse to marry her high school sweetheart? Because she didn’t want to peak in high school!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when they couldn’t agree on the dresses? “Let’s just elope and save the drama!”
Why did the bride refuse to throw the bouquet? She didn’t want to “leek” her love life to chance!

Short Bride Jokes

Short bride jokes are like a perfectly planned wedding—beautiful, memorable, and full of laughter.

These jokes are perfect for bachelorette parties, bridal showers, or that moment in the wedding reception when you need a light-hearted quip.

The charm of short bride jokes lies in their ability to be both witty and whimsical, delivering chuckles in just a few words.

And now, with the wave of a magic bouquet, here are short bride jokes that promise to bring a merry twinkle to your special day.

What’s the bride’s favorite type of music? Bridal marches!
What do you call a nervous bride? A frantically ever after!
Why did the bride wear gloves? She didn’t want cold feet!
What do you call a nervous bride? A bundle of “I do”t’s!
Why did the bride run away on her wedding day? Cold feet!
Why did the bride wear sunglasses? She wanted to “veil” her emotions!
What do you call a bride who knows karate? A wed-killer!
What did the bride say when her dress ripped? “Seamstress happens!”
What do you call a nervous bride? A “bridezilla” in training!
What did the bride say to the wedding cake? “I do-nut!” .
What do you call a bride on a diet? A self-restrained wife!
What did the bride say to the bridesmaids? “Let’s make a toast!”
What’s a bride’s favorite type of math? Wed-dition!
Why did the bride run faster than her groom? She was aisle-ing!
Why was the bride running late? She was aisle-ing her time!
What do you call a bride who loves math? A bridemathician!
Why did the bride wear sunglasses? She had a radiant glow!
What did the bride say to her impatient groom? “I aisle you.” .
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids? “I dew!” .
Why did the bride run to the bakery? She kneaded the dough!
Why did the bride refuse to dance? She had bridal party poopers!
What do you call a nervous bride? A flustered blushing bride!
Why did the bride run out of money? She had bridal payment.
What did the bride say when she saw her husband-to-be? I dew!
Why was the bride running? She heard wedding bells!
Why did the bride go to school? To marry her intellectual match!
What’s a bride’s favorite kind of cereal? Cheerios (cheer-i-do)!
Why was the bride running late? She took the scenic route!
What do you call a bride on a budget? A veiled threat!
Why did the bride win the marathon? She was running from commitment!
Why was the bride’s face red? She blushed walking down the aisle!
Why did the bride wear a veil? She was shy to unveil!
Why did the bride become a detective? She always wanted a groom!
What do you call a bride on a trampoline? A bouncing betrothed!
Why did the bride run a marathon? She wanted cold feet!

Bride Jokes One-Liners

Bride one-liner jokes are the epitome of humor sewn into a single, elegant sentence.

They’re the verbal version of tossing the bridal bouquet – spontaneous, fun, and designed to bring a smile on everyone’s face.

Crafting a good bride one-liner needs a dash of ingenuity, a sprinkle of timing, and a deep understanding of the art of humor.

The aim is to craft the buildup and punchline into one swift quip, delivering a wave of laughter with the least words possible.

Here’s to hoping these bride one-liners tie the knot between comedy and enjoyment perfectly for you:

At the wedding, the bride’s father gave a touching speech, but I couldn’t help but wonder if he was just trying to score points with the in-laws.
What did the bride say when she couldn’t find her wedding dress? “Well, guess I’ll have to wear my bridal track suit!”
Why did the bride hire a clown for her wedding? She wanted to make sure the day was filled with “laughter and happily ever afters”
Why did the bride take a can of beans to her wedding? She wanted to walk down the “aisle” in style.
Why did the bride’s bouquet consist of only garlic and onions? Because she wanted to “stink” out any potential wedding crashers!
I asked the bride if she was ready for her big day. She replied, “I do-nut know!”
I told the bride she was glowing, but she told me it was just her highlighter.
Why did the bride refuse to marry the mathematician? She couldn’t solve for “X” in “I do”
The bride was so nervous during her vows that she accidentally said, “I take you to be my awful wedded husband.”
Why did the bride refuse to have a sit-down dinner at her wedding? She wanted to keep things light and bridal!
What do you call a bride who runs away from her wedding? A runaway bride-zilla!
The bride asked the groom, “If we ever get divorced, can I still keep the toaster?”
What’s a bride’s favorite exercise? Bridal pilates – it’s all about “tying the knot” in yoga poses!
Why did the bride refuse to let her husband carry her over the threshold? She didn’t want him to see how heavy her credit card debt was!
The bride asked the florist to add a little “bloom” to her wedding ceremony, so they brought a potted plant named Barry.
Why did the bride refuse to eat cake on her wedding day? She was afraid of getting cold feet from the icing.
I asked the bride how she was feeling before the ceremony. She replied, “Like a bride in a china shop, one wrong move and everything could shatter!”
Why did the bride ask her bridesmaids to wear mismatched dresses? She wanted to make sure she was the only one with a questionable fashion choice on her big day!
The bride was so excited for her wedding day that she got engaged in a game of catch – she caught the bouquet!
Why did the bride wear a veil? To hide the fact that she was actually a secret agent getting married on a mission!
I walked down the aisle so slowly, it was like I was on a treadmill in quicksand.
What do you call a bride who’s on time for her wedding? A rare bridal beauty indeed.
I asked the bride if she was ready for her big day, but she said she was having second thoughts, or maybe it was just cold feet.
Why did the bride refuse to share her wedding cake? She didn’t want to “tier” herself out!
What did the bride say when the photographer asked her to smile? “I only smile for the groom and the camera, not for you!”
Why did the bride run away from the wedding altar? She realized she was marrying a groom-zilla.
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when she saw her wedding venue? “This is knot the place I imagined getting married!”
The bride’s father advised the groom, “Remember, happy wife, happy life. And if she’s not happy, just pretend you are.”
What did the bride say to her groom before the wedding? “I’m ready to take the plunge!”
The bride walked down the aisle like a queen. A Dairy Queen, to be exact.
Why did the bride bring a fire extinguisher to the wedding? Just in case her love set her heart on fire!
I went to a wedding where the bride and groom exchanged vows in Morse code. It was a very cryptic ceremony.
I told the bride she looked radiant on her wedding day. She said, “Well, I did spend a fortune on highlighter!”
I’m not saying my wedding was expensive, but the flower arrangements had their own Instagram account.
What did the bride do when the groom got cold feet? She chased him down the aisle with a space heater!
The bride walked down the aisle, and everyone held their breath in anticipation, except for the groom, who was busy checking his phone for sports scores.
I asked my wife if she was ready to be a bride, and she replied, “I do-n’t know.” .
Why did the bride wear a watch on her wedding day? She wanted to make sure it was “happily ever after” o’clock!
The bride’s father asked the groom, “Do you promise to love, honor, and buy her all the shoes she wants?”
The bride’s wedding dress was so poofy that it had its own zip code.
Why did the bride’s wedding cake go on a diet? It wanted to have its tiers in shape!
The bride’s wedding vows were so long that the priest had to remind her it’s “till death do us part,” not “till the end of this monologue.”
The bride told her husband, “Marriage is all about compromise, so I’ll let you think you’re making decisions.”
The bride’s favorite dance move at the wedding was the “I do-si-do.”
I asked for a white wedding, but all I got was my aunt’s potato salad stain on my dress.
The bride’s biggest wedding day fear was not tripping down the aisle but tripping over her words during the vows.
The bride and groom’s first dance was so romantic, until the DJ accidentally played the Macarena instead of their song.
Why did the bride run away on her wedding day? She heard marriage is a walk in the park, so she decided to go for a jog!
Why did the bride carry a bouquet of chickens at her wedding? She wanted to have a “flock” ceremony.
I asked the bride if she was nervous, and she said, “No, I’m aisle-ing it.”
What did the bride say when she couldn’t find her wedding dress? “Oh no, I’m gown-cognito!”
Why did the bride refuse to get married in a flower garden? She didn’t want to end up with “cold feet”
The best thing about being a bride is that everyone else does the planning while I get to eat cake.
What did the bride say to her maid of honor? “You’re the only maid I won’t fire!”
Why did the bride choose a mechanic as her groom? She wanted someone who could fix her brakes when she gets cold feet!
The bride’s father gave a heartfelt speech, until he realized he was at the wrong wedding.
I told the bride she should have a backup plan in case her wedding dress doesn’t fit. She said, “I already have a backup dress… it’s called sweatpants.”
Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She wanted to make sure she was taking the “high bride”!
Why did the bride give her groom a watch on their wedding day? Because it’s “time” to tie the knot!
Why did the bride run away from the altar? She wanted to make a fast bridal exit!
The groom’s vows were so heartfelt that even the cake started to tear up.
Why did the bride insist on having a destination wedding? She wanted to make sure no one could escape easily!
What did the bride say to the wedding planner? “I’m marrying the man of my dreams, but I still need my Pinterest-perfect wedding!”
I asked the bride if she was nervous on her wedding day. She said, “Nah, I’m just gown with the flow.”
Why did the bride carry a ladder on her wedding day? She wanted to “tie the knot” at a higher level.
I asked the bride if she had any last-minute requests for her wedding day. She said, “Yes, please cancel it.”
My wife asked if she looked like a princess in her wedding dress, and I said, “More like a queen… Elsa.”
What do you call a bride who likes to shop a lot? A bridezilla!
The bride looked stunning in her wedding dress, but her groom looked like he was about to faint, and not from joy.
Why did the bride start a wedding planning business? She wanted to make every “I do” a “to-do”!
The bride’s father said to the groom, “Remember, marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.”
What did the bride say to her husband on their wedding night? “I can’t believe I’m finally Mrs. Right!”
The bride’s wedding vows: “I promise to love, honor, and ‘bridemind’ you forever!”
I told my bridesmaids I wanted them to wear something they could wear again, so they showed up in funeral attire.
What’s a bride’s favorite type of breakfast? Wedding toast!
Why did the bride refuse to marry the archaeologist? She said she didn’t want a husband who was “always digging up the past”
Why did the bride invite her ex-boyfriends to the wedding? She wanted to show them what they were missing…again!
Why did the bride decide to become a baker? She wanted to “dough” something special for her wedding cake.
The bride’s bouquet toss was more like a game of dodgeball with single people running for their lives.
Why did the bride bring a cow to her wedding? She wanted to “mooove” into married life!
I asked the bride if she was nervous before walking down the aisle, she replied, “No, I’m aisle-ated.”
What did the bride say when the wedding cake collapsed? “Well, that’s just icing on the chaos!”
Why did the bride ask the best man to hold her bouquet? She needed someone to take the weight off her shoulders, literally!
Why did the bride carry a stopwatch on her wedding day? So she could time how long the groom took to say “I do”!
Why did the bride run away from the wedding? She heard the groom say, “I don’t!” during the vows.
I asked the bride if she had any pre-wedding jitters, she replied, “Only when the bartender runs out of champagne.”
Why did the bride have a successful career as a wedding planner? She had the perfect bridalution for every couple!
Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? Because she wanted to blend in with the rest of the appliances in the kitchen!
Why did the bride bring a rope to her wedding? She wanted to tie the knot herself, just to make sure it was done right!
At the wedding, the bride’s friend whispered, “Remember, marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an adult child.”
Why did the bride decide to marry her optometrist? She saw a future together, and it was 20/20!
Why did the bride choose a circus theme for her wedding? She wanted to make sure her groom was a ringmaster!
Why did the bride wear a veil made of garlic at the wedding? She wanted to keep the vampires away from her groom!
The bride’s mother-in-law told her, “Remember, a successful marriage is all about finding a husband who can fix the Wi-Fi.”
Why did the bride run out of the wedding? She wanted to make a fast “veil”!
Why did the bride ask the DJ to play the chicken dance at her wedding? She wanted a clucking good time!
Why was the bride’s wedding cake like her groom? They were both a piece of cake!
I asked the bride if she had any last words before the wedding. She said, “I do.” .
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids? “You’re my “I do” crew, let’s get this party ‘bride-ing’!”
The bride walked down the aisle, and everyone held their breath in anticipation. Except for me, I held my phone up to record it for YouTube.
I’m not a bridezilla, I’m just very specific about my napkin folding preferences.
During the bouquet toss, the bride accidentally hit her best friend in the face and exclaimed, “Sorry, but it looks like you’re next in line for love!”
Why did the bride wear a watch on her wedding day? She wanted to make sure “time flies” when she’s having fun.
What did the bride say to her groom when she saw him waiting at the altar? “I see you couldn’t resist my bridal charm.”
Why did the bride’s sister complain about her dress? She thought it made her look too much like a bridesmaid!
Why did the bride’s friends call her a superhero? Because she was bridezilla in disguise!
Why did the bride wear glasses on her wedding day? She wanted to see her future “crystal clear”
My friend asked me to be his best man, but I declined because I’m more of a second-best kind of guy.
Why did the bride hire a clown for her wedding? Because she wanted to start her marriage with a lot of laughs!
The bride’s wedding dress was so stunning that the groom thought he was marrying a unicorn!
The bride’s favorite song? “Here comes the briiiide, all dressed in wideeee!”
What did the groom say to the bride when she walked down the aisle? “You’re aisle-esome!”
The bride’s wedding speech started with “I never thought I’d see this day” and ended with “mainly because I lost my glasses.”
Why did the bride have a donut on her wedding dress? She wanted to be a “sweet” bride!
What do you call a bride who’s been left at the altar? A runaway bride!
What do you call a bride who can’t stop giggling? A “giddy” bride!
The bride’s wedding day mantra: “Something old, something new, something borrowed, something else I forgot to do.”
I asked my friend why he wanted to get married, and he said, “For better or for worse, but mostly for the free cake.”
The bride and groom’s first dance was beautiful, until the groom accidentally stepped on the bride’s dress and ripped it, revealing a pair of superhero underwear.
What did the bride say to the wedding cake? “I’m a tiered bride, but I’m ready to take the first slice!”
Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She wanted to make it to the top tier of the cake first!
Being a bride is like being the captain of a sinking ship, but at least you get to wear a pretty life vest.
I asked the bride if she had any advice for a successful marriage, and she said, “Don’t take advice from me!”
Why did the bride refuse to play hide-and-seek on her wedding day? She didn’t want to be the “seeking” part for the rest of her life.
What did the bride say to the groom when he asked if she believed in soulmates? “Of course, otherwise, I wouldn’t have said ‘I dew’!”
My wife said she wanted a fairytale wedding, so I bought her a dress that came with seven tiny groomsmen.
The bride tried to write her own wedding vows, but she just couldn’t seem to find the “write” words.
What did the bride’s cake say to the groom’s cake? “Let’s have a sweet wedding, icing on the cake!”
The bride walked down the aisle with a smile, thinking, “I’m finally getting my husband’s last name and half his stuff!”
Why did the bride wear a beautiful white gown? Because it’s the only time she’ll ever wear something once and never hear the end of it!
Why did the bride want to have her wedding outdoors? So she could have a natural “blushing” look when she said her vows!
Why did the bride’s wedding dress file a complaint? It wanted to press charges against the groom for stealing hearts!
Why did the bride wear a veil made of tissue paper? She wanted to have a good cry at the ceremony without ruining her makeup!
The bride turned into a bridezilla when she realized the wedding cake was chocolate instead of vanilla, but her reaction was just a “tiers” tantrum.
Why did the bride’s mother cry during the ceremony? She realized she forgot to buy a gift!
What did the bride say to the groom when he asked if she wanted a prenup? “No, I prefer a post-nup with double the alimony.”
Why did the bride refuse to wear a veil? She didn’t want to cover up her true intentions!
The bride’s something borrowed was her sister’s patience during the wedding planning process.
Why did the bride’s bouquet have a map in it? She wanted to “navigate” her way to a happy marriage!
What did the bride’s mother say when she saw her daughter in her wedding dress? “I remember when she used to wear a bedsheet as a veil, and now this!”
Why did the bride’s parents cry at the wedding? They realized they could have saved a fortune if they had eloped!
My wedding was so magical, I turned into a pumpkin at midnight. And not the cute Cinderella kind.
The bride walked down the aisle, and everyone held their breath…until her veil got caught on a chair and she did a faceplant.
The bride looked stunning in her dress, but her groom looked even more stunning in his tuxedo, trying to figure out how to tie his bowtie.
What did the bride say to her husband on their wedding day? “I donut know what I’d do without you!”
Why did the bride wear sunglasses at her wedding? She didn’t want cold feet to be the only thing that got cold!
Why was the bride running late to her own wedding? She couldn’t find her “sole” mate – her wedding shoes!
The bride’s father asked the groom, “Do you promise to love, honor, and pay for her shopping sprees?”
Why did the bride wear a white dress on her wedding day? Because it matched her sense of optimism about the success of her marriage.
What did the bride say to the wedding cake? “I can’t wait to have my cake and eat it too… with my new husband.”
When the bride threw her bouquet, the single ladies all jumped but secretly thought, “I hope it’s just flowers and not a hint!”
Why did the bride run away from the wedding? She wanted to tie the knot in her own way!
The bride’s wedding cake was so tall that I asked if it came with a ladder, but she just laughed and said, “No, we’ll use the groom’s ego to reach the top.”
Why did the bride have a clock on her wedding dress? She wanted to make sure she didn’t miss her “I do” moment.
Why did the bride bring her pet parrot to the wedding? She wanted someone to say, “Polly wants a cracker!” when the vows got boring!
The bride’s father said he was going to give her away, but I didn’t realize he meant to the highest bidder.
What did the bride say to the maid of honor? “Thanks for being my bride-mate, I couldn’t have survived this without you.”
What did the bride say when her dress didn’t fit? “I guess I’m just too bridalicious!”
What did the bride say to her groom at the altar? “I’ll always be your number one bribe!”
Why did the bride wear two gowns on her wedding day? She couldn’t decide between “I do” and “I don’t!”
I told my wife she should embrace her inner bridezilla, but she just threw the bouquet at me.
My wedding dress was so big, I needed a GPS to find the groom.
Why did the bride bring a shovel to her wedding? She wanted to dig for buried treasure during the reception.
What do you call a bride who fakes her laugh during the wedding vows? A sham-rocker!
What did the bride say when she caught the bouquet? “I’m too young to be a flower girl!”
Why did the bride insist on having a wedding cake with three tiers? She wanted to make sure there was something to hold onto when she got cold feet!
Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? Because it’s the traditional color for a surrender flag!
I told the bride her dress was stunning, and she said, “Thanks, it was love at first white.”
Why did the bride have a donut wall at her wedding? She wanted to prove that love is sweet and full of holes.
The bride’s bouquet was so beautiful that it made the bridesmaids “bouquet” with laughter.
On her wedding day, the bride asked the groom, “Do you promise to love me even when I’m hangry?”
Why did the bride run away on her wedding day? She heard marriage was a walk down the aisle!
Why did the bride bring a pen and paper to her wedding? She wanted to write her own vows… and cross them out later!
Why did the bride run out of room on her wedding invitation list? She was only allowed to invite gown-ups!
What did the bride’s father say when he saw her in her wedding dress? “I’m glad your mother is not here to see this, she would never believe you could fit into it!”
Why did the bride carry a map on her wedding day? So she wouldn’t get cold feet!
Why did the bride run faster when she saw the groom approaching? She wanted to make it to the altar before he changed his mind!
Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She wanted to say “I’m over the moon!”
The bride’s something old was her grandmother’s necklace, something new was her dress, something borrowed was her sister’s shoes, and something blue was her father’s language when he saw the bill.
Why did the bride’s father hand her a shotgun before walking down the aisle? He wanted to give her a shotgun wedding!
Why did the bride hire a clown for her wedding? She wanted to ensure there were no tears of joy, only tears of laughter.
On my wedding day, I was so nervous I accidentally said ‘I do’ to the minister instead of my husband.
The bride’s bouquet had a hidden message: “Help me, I’ve made a terrible mistake.”
Why was the bride’s face red on her wedding day? She was blushing at the thought of all the money she just spent.
Why did the bride run across the football field? She heard the groom had a tight end.

Bride Dad Jokes

Bride dad jokes are a marriage made in heaven between humor and wedding day shenanigans.

These are the kind of jokes that will bring out the chortles and the eye-rolls in equal measure – the perfect antidote to pre-wedding jitters.

Ideal for wedding speeches, rehearsal dinners, or just to lighten the mood in the run-up to the big day, bride dad jokes are the ultimate ice breaker.

Get ready for some hearty laughs, groans of dismay, and nostalgic smiles.

Here are some bride dad jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone:

Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She heard it was going to be an aisle-tration!
Why did the bride refuse to marry the banker? Because she didn’t want to be financially engaged!
Why did the bride ask her groom if he was nervous before the wedding? She wanted to make sure he was ready for the “I dew” moment!
What did the bride say to the groom when she saw him at the altar? “I’m so excited, I can’t even ‘veil’ it!”
What did the groom say to the bride when she walked down the aisle? “I’ve finally found the perfect wife for me, and I’m not bridal-ing about it!”
What did the bride say to her wedding cake? “I’m going to slice you up and enjoy every piece!”
Why did the bride hire a clown for the wedding? Because she wanted some laughter to tie the knot!
Why did the bride carry a broom down the aisle? Because she was ready to sweep her groom off his feet!
Why did the bride get angry at the photographer during her wedding? Because he kept saying “Say cheese!” and she was lactose intolerant!
Why did the bride’s dress go to therapy? It had too many knots to untangle!
Why did the bride’s bouquet never leave her side? Because they were virtually inseparable!
What did the bride’s father say to the groom during the wedding ceremony? “Remember, if she’s happy, we’re all happy. If she’s not, run!”
Why did the bride ask her groom to wear a tuxedo on their wedding day? Because she wanted him to look sharp as she walked down the aisle!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when they asked her about wedding planning? “Let’s get this show on the road, ladies! We’re not getting any younger!”
Why did the bride’s mother cry during the wedding? She said, “I’m just so happy to see my daughter finally taking a wife!”
How do you make a bride smile on her wedding day? You tell her a groomsman joke!
What did the bride say to the groom on their wedding day? “I’ve been aisle-ing for you!”
Why did the bride carry a map down the aisle? In case she needed to “wed”-navigate!
Why did the bride feed her groom a slice of pie at the wedding? She wanted to “sweeten” the deal!
Why did the bride carry a bouquet of roses at her wedding? She wanted to make sure love was in full bloom!
Why did the bride refuse to marry the baker? She couldn’t picture herself with a roll model!
Why was the bride running late for her wedding? She just couldn’t tie the knot!
What did the bride say to her friend who was trying to fix her veil? “You’re tulle much!”
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids before the wedding? “I couldn’t tie the knot without you!”
Why did the bride refuse to wear sneakers on her wedding day? She didn’t want to tie the knot too casually!
Why was the bride running late to her wedding? She couldn’t find a gown that was aisle-y enough!
Why did the bride choose a garden as her wedding venue? She wanted to “bloom” with love on her special day!
Why did the bride send her bouquet to the moon? She wanted a celestial wedding!
Why was the bride running on her wedding day? She wanted to make a fast entrance!
What did the bride say to her wedding cake? “I can’t bear to be apart from you, so let’s eat you up!”
What did the bride say when her wedding cake toppled over? “Well, that takes the cake!”
How did the bride respond when asked if she was ready to get married? She said, “I dough!”
Why was the bride so good at math? Because she knew how to count her blessings!
Why did the bride’s father give her a piggy bank as a wedding gift? He wanted her to save for a rainy “honey-moon”!
Why did the bride bring a pig to her wedding? Because she wanted to have a “hog-wild” celebration!
Why did the bride wear a veil during the wedding ceremony? To keep the groom in suspense!
Why did the bride’s father cry during her wedding ceremony? Because he was giving her a way, not a weigh!
Why did the bride run to the altar? Because she couldn’t wait to get a wedding ring!
What did the bride say when her dress ripped? “I guess I’ll just have to “sew” with it!”
Why did the bride ask the caterer to make a huge wedding cake? Because she wanted to “rise” to the occasion!
Why did the bride refuse to wear shoes on her wedding day? She wanted to make sure she had cold feet!
What did the groom say when the bride asked him if she looked beautiful in her wedding dress? “I can’t bride my time, you look stunning!”
Why did the bride invite a group of musicians to her wedding? She wanted to make sure it was a symphony of love!
Why did the bride ask the photographer to step back during the wedding? She wanted to make sure she was the focal point!
Why was the bride so forgiving? Because she had something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
Why did the bride’s face turn red when she walked down the aisle? She realized she had left the iron on at home!
Why did the bride invite her friends to the wedding? She wanted to get a bridal party going!
Why did the bride’s wedding cake go on a diet? Because it wanted to be a “bigger slice” of the celebration!
Why did the bride’s face turn red? Because she saw the groom blushing!
Why did the bride marry a plumber? Because she wanted someone who could fix her pipes!
Why did the bride cancel her wedding at the last minute? She realized she didn’t have enough “sole”!
Why did the bride’s wedding dress go to therapy? It had separation anxiety from the bride!
Why did the bride invite the florist to her wedding? Because she wanted to “blossom” in her marriage!
What do you call a bride who can’t dance? A “two-left-feet” bride, but her groom still loves her a “waltz”!
Why did the bride’s wedding dress have a train? Because she wanted to make sure she had a backup plan in case the groom got cold feet and ran away!
Why did the bride refuse to play hide-and-seek on her wedding day? Because she didn’t want the groom to think she had cold feet!
Why did the bride invite her ex-boyfriend to her wedding? Because she wanted to remind herself how lucky she is to have found her true love!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids before walking down the aisle? “Lace be honest, you all look amazing!”
Why was the bride so calm on her wedding day? She had everything under veils.
Why did the bride wear gloves on her wedding day? Because she wanted to keep her hands warm while stealing the groom’s heart!
What did the groom say when the bride threw her bouquet? “I hope you “catch” my drift!”
What did the bride say to the wedding planner who kept changing everything? “I can’t take this anymore, I’m on the verge of bridal breakdown!”
Why did the bride take a math class before her wedding? Because she wanted to make sure she had the right equation for a happy marriage!
Why did the bride refuse to dance with her father at the wedding? Because she was afraid of stepping on his toes…literally!
Why was the bride running late for the ceremony? She couldn’t resist one last bridal shower!
Why did the bride get a wedding planner who was also a baker? She wanted someone who could really “tiers” of joy!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when they asked about her wedding dress? “I’m keeping it under wraps!”
Why was the bride so good at poker? Because she always had the best poker face during wedding planning!
Why did the bride’s father give her away at the wedding? Because he didn’t want to get stuck with the bill!
Why did the bride ask the DJ to play “Jump” at her wedding? She wanted everyone to be on their feet!
Why did the bride ask the DJ to play the chicken dance at the reception? Because she wanted everyone to do the fowl play!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when they asked why she was running late? “Sorry, I was just trying to make a good “entrance”!”
What did the father of the bride say when he walked her down the aisle? “I’m giving her away, but I still expect her back by midnight!”
Why did the bride have a big smile on her face during the wedding ceremony? She knew she was taking the plunge!
What do you call a bride who can’t dance? Two left veet!
Why did the bride carry a suitcase on her wedding day? Because she was ready for a honeymoon at the drop of a hat!
Why did the bride refuse to get married in the bakery? Because she didn’t want a cake walk down the aisle!
Why did the bride keep checking her phone during the ceremony? Because she wanted to make sure she didn’t miss any wedding selfies!
What do you call a bride who’s been left at the altar? Wanda, because she wants to wander off now!
Why did the bride wear two wedding dresses? She wanted to make sure she had a backup plan in lace!
Why did the bride refuse to dance at her wedding? She didn’t want to make a foxtrot of herself!
Why was the bride always running late? She kept bridal-partying too hard!
What did the bride say to the wedding cake? “I can’t bear to cut you, you’re too beautiful!”
Why did the bride’s dress have a train? Because it couldn’t afford a plane ticket for the honeymoon!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when she saw her wedding dress for the first time? “I’m gown-credible!”
Why did the bride and groom go to the bakery before their wedding? They needed to make sure it was a “flour”ishing occasion!
What do you call a bride who isn’t happy on her wedding day? A Ms-take!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids? “I’m so bridalicious to have you by my side!”
What did the bride say to her husband at the altar? “I’ve been aisle-ing for you!”
Why did the bride wear a white dress on her wedding day? Because it’s the “cheesiest” way to say “I do”!
Why did the bride invite her friends who were all dentists to her wedding? She wanted to ensure they could provide plenty of fillings!
Why did the bride carry a bouquet of roses at her wedding? Because it was a “rose”-mary ceremony!
Why did the bride ask the groom to hold her bouquet during the ceremony? Because she needed a hand in bouquet-ing!
Why did the bride refuse to take a nap on her wedding day? She didn’t want to miss her beauty sleep!
How did the bride feel when she saw her wedding photos? She was picture-perfectly happy!
Why did the bride refuse to marry the mathematician? She didn’t want to be a part of his odd wedding!
Why did the bride wear sunglasses during her wedding ceremony? She didn’t want to be overwhelmed by her groom’s radiance!
What did the bride’s dress say to the groom’s suit? “Looks like we both got a good fit for this wedding!”
What did the bride say to the groom when he asked if she wanted a big wedding? “No thanks, I’m already a big enough bride!”
Why did the bride change her last name after getting married? Because she didn’t want her mail to have a different address!
Why did the bride and groom decide to have a beach wedding? They wanted their love to be “shore” and everlasting!
Why did the bride go to the bakery on her wedding day? She kneaded to pick up her wedding cake!
Why did the bride choose to have her wedding at the beach? She wanted to tie the knot in a ‘shore’ thing!
What did the bride say to her groom when he asked if she was ready for marriage? “I’m aisle yours!”
Why did the bride wear a veil? Because she wanted to lace up her look!
Why did the bride invite her friends to the wedding rehearsal? She wanted to “veil” the excitement!
What did the groom say when he saw the bride walking down the aisle? “I guess it’s time to put on my best “man”ners!”
Why did the bride refuse to wear a borrowed wedding dress? She didn’t want to start off on borrowed gowns!
What did the father of the bride say when his daughter asked for an expensive wedding dress? “I don’t know, that’s a pretty gown-ing amount of money!”
Why did the bride bring a broom to the wedding? In case she needed to sweep the groom off his feet!
What do you call a bride who is also a musician? A wed-ding player!
How did the bride know her husband was the one? He gave her the ring of approval!
Why did the bride have a hard time deciding on a wedding dress? She was veiling under pressure!
Why was the bride always calm on her wedding day? Because she couldn’t get cold feet, she already had her socks on!
Why did the bride carry a bouquet of roses? Because she wanted to stop and smell the roses on her special day!
What did the bride say to her new husband? “I’m really looking forward to our wedding… I’ve been engaged for so long!”
Why did the bride’s father give her away at the wedding? He wanted to make sure she was in good “hands”!
What did the bride say when she found out her wedding dress was half off? “I’m only getting half-married!”
Why did the bride refuse to ride in the limo to her wedding? Because she didn’t want to put all her eggs in one chauffeur!
What do you call a bride who can’t stop sneezing? A-choo-sing to get married!
Why did the bride become a pastry chef? She wanted to make dough before the “I do”!
What did the bride say when she walked down the aisle? “I’ve finally found the perfect fit!”
Why did the bride bring a pencil to her wedding? In case she needed to draw a line in the sand!
Why did the bride go to the dentist before the wedding? She wanted to get her “bridal” teeth!
What do you call a bride’s favorite drink? Marry-ade!
Why did the bride invite so many guests to her wedding? Because she wanted to make sure there were plenty of witnesses to her happiness!
What did the bride say to her friends after the wedding? “I’m officially off the market, but I’ll always accept gifts!”
Why did the bride ask her groom to carry her across the threshold? Because she didn’t want to trip on her dress!
What did the bride say to her husband at the altar? “I’m ready to take a vow of laundry!”
Why did the bride refuse to throw the bouquet at her wedding? Because she wanted to keep it as a souvenir of her special day!
Why did the bride and groom have a math-themed wedding? They wanted to multiply their happiness together!
What did the bride’s father say to her before walking her down the aisle? “Remember, you can always elope if you change your mind!”
Why did the bride’s father tell the groom to keep his distance? Because he wanted to give his daughter some “space”!
What do you call a bride who loves to run? A marriage sprinter!
Why did the bride run faster than her groom on their wedding day? Because she wanted to make a good first impression!
What did the bride say when she couldn’t find her wedding bouquet? “I’m at a loss for flowers!”
Why did the bride bring a fan to her wedding? She wanted to make sure she had a “blushing bride” look all day long!
Why was the bride always running late? She couldn’t resist taking bridal selfies!
What did the bride say when her wedding dress got wrinkled? “I guess this is just the fabric of our lives!”
What did the father of the bride say when he walked her down the aisle? “I’m giving her away, not my sense of humor!”
Why did the bride run away from the wedding ceremony? She heard there would be a “best man” and she didn’t want any competition!
What did the bride say when she found her perfect wedding dress? “I’m gown-ing to look amazing!”
Why did the bride carry a tissue with her down the aisle? In case she had “happy tears” during the ceremony!
What did the bride say to the wedding cake? “I’m tiered of waiting for you!”
Why did the bride bring a fan to the wedding? She wanted to feel a ‘breeze’ on her special day!
Why did the bride wear a veil? Because she didn’t want to be recognized…until it was too late!
Why did the bride bring a stopwatch to the wedding? She wanted to “watch” her time as a newlywed!
Why did the bride bring her pet parrot to the wedding? She wanted a little “tweet” heart by her side!
Why did the bride refuse to have a beach wedding? She didn’t want to end up with sandy “bridal” hair!
What did the bride’s shoes say to the groom’s shoes? “I’m glad we’re “tying” the knot too!”
Why did the bride refuse to go skydiving for her honeymoon? Because she didn’t want to “fall” for any surprises!
Why did the bride ask the DJ to play “I Will Survive” at her wedding? Because she wanted to show everyone that she’s ready for anything!
What did the bride say to her husband on their wedding day? “I don’t want to be your bridezilla, just your happily ever after!”
What did the bride say to the groom when he forgot the wedding rings? “You’re really “knot” helping our ceremony run smoothly!”
Why did the bride have a beautiful wedding? Because she got married in a-maid of honor!
How did the bride respond when asked about her wedding budget? “It’s knot too much, but I’m tying the knot!”
Why did the bride go to the doctor before her wedding? She wanted to get her funny bone checked, just in case she laughed her heart out!
Why was the bride so calm on her wedding day? She knew she couldn’t be bridal!
What did the bride’s father say when he walked her down the aisle? “I guess it’s time to give her away… to the highest bidder!”
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids before the wedding? “Let’s make this wedding gown-derful!”
Why did the bride’s parents complain about the wedding cake? They said it was a “tier”-ible choice!
What did the bride say to her bouquet? “You’re the best bud I’ve ever had!”
Why did the bride’s father refuse to pay for the wedding? He said, “I can’t give her away for free, she’s priceless!”
Why did the bride refuse to wear a watch on her wedding day? She wanted to be fashionably late, but not too late!
Why did the bride wear a veil? She wanted to make a beautiful “net” impression!

Bride Jokes for Kids

Bride jokes for kids are the fairy-tale princesses of the joke world—charming, dreamy, and always a hit with the little ones.

These jokes allow kids to engage in playful narrative, comprehend the joy of puns, and kindle an admiration for humor that’s as beautiful as a bride on her wedding day.

Moreover, bride jokes for kids have the added benefit of teaching them about tradition and love, turning the concept of marriage into a source of amusement.

Ready for some enchanting fun?

Here are the jokes that’ll have them chuckling over their chocolate cake:

What do you call a bride who likes to dance? A twirl of the aisle!
Why did the bride bring a suitcase to her wedding? She was packed with love!
What do you call a bride who doesn’t have any friends? A lone-ranger.
What did the bride say to the groom when he forgot the wedding rings? “You really “engagement” me!”
Why did the bride bring a clock to her wedding? Because it was time to tie the knot!
What do you call a bride on a stick? A pop-up wedding!
Why was the bride’s hair so messy on her wedding day? She was just “tressed” for success!
What did the bride say to the groom when he couldn’t tie his bowtie? “Knot a problem, I’ll help you!”
Why did the bride and groom go to the bakery before their wedding? They needed to get a taste of their future!
What do you call a bride who likes to jump on trampolines? A spring bride!
What do you call a bride who jumps into the water on her wedding day? A “mer-maid”!
What did the bride say to her best friend who caught the bouquet? Looks like you’re next in bride!
What did the bride say when asked about her wedding dress? “It’s love at first sight, just like my groom!”
Because it had a cavity!
What did the bride’s wedding dress say to the groom’s tuxedo? “Let’s dress up and tie the knot!”
Why did the bride carry a rabbit during her wedding? She wanted a hopping good time!
Why did the bride take a photo of her wedding cake? Because she wanted to capture the “sweetest” moment of her life!
Why did the bride bring a spoon to her wedding? Just in case she wanted to “spoon” with her new husband!
What did the bride say when she saw her wedding cake for the first time? “I’m tier-ifically happy with this cake!”
Why did the bride bring her pet parrot to the wedding? She wanted a lovebird to witness her special day!
What did the bride say to her groom when he forgot their wedding anniversary? “You may now apologize!”
What did the bride say when her veil fell off? “Oh no, I’m unveiled!”
What did the bride say when she walked down the aisle? This wedding is aisle-fully beautiful!
What do you call a bride who doesn’t show up to her wedding? A near Mrs.!
What did the bride say to the groom when he couldn’t find the wedding ring? “Don’t worry, it’s just a “band” of gold, we have a lifetime to find it!”
Why was the bride running so fast on her wedding day? She wanted to catch the bouquet before anyone else!
Why was the bride so good at tennis? Because she had the perfect serve!
What did the bride say to her groom on their wedding day? “I’m gown-ing to love you forever!”
What do you call a bride who can jump really high? A bouquet-er!
Why did the bride wear a veil? To help her catch a husband-net!
What do you call a bride who loves to fish? A reel-y happy wife!
Why did the bride go to the bakery? She wanted a wedding cake that was icing on the cake!
What did the bride say to her husband on their wedding day? I’ve been dreaming of this moment since I was a little girl… but I never thought it would actually happen!
Why did the bride run away from the wedding reception? She heard they were going to have a bouquet toss and she didn’t want to catch it!
Why did the bride carry a bouquet of flowers? Because love is in full bloom at her wedding!
What did the groom say to the bride when he saw her walking down the aisle? “I’ll love you through thick and thin, even when the wedding cake is gone!”
Why did the bride invite a clown to her wedding? She wanted to make sure there was lots of “laughter” at the ceremony!
What did the bride say to her groom when he couldn’t find his wedding ring? “I ring you and I promise to always lend a hand!”
Why did the bride wear a crown on her wedding day? She wanted to be the queen of hearts!
What did the groom say to the bride when he saw her walking down the aisle? “I’m aisle yours forever!”
What did the bride say to the groom when he was late for the wedding? “It’s about time you aisle-d down the aisle!”
What did the bride’s dress say to the groom’s tuxedo? “I’m all white for you!”
Why did the bride invite her math teacher to the wedding? She wanted to multiply the happiness!
What did the bride do when her wedding cake fell? She said, “I guess it’s a tier-rific disaster!”
Why did the bride bring a clock to her wedding? Because she wanted to make sure she always had “time” for her groom!
Why did the bride marry a soccer player? Because he promised to love her for “kicks” and “goals”!
What kind of music do brides dance to? Wedding marches!
Why did the bride invite a clown to her wedding? She wanted someone to make her laugh all day long!
What did the bride say to her groom at the altar? “I’ve been waiting for this moment “aisle” my life!”
Why was the bride running late for her wedding? She forgot to put on her veil!
We make the perfect “tie” together!
Why was the bride so happy on her wedding day? She met her “sole” mate!
Why did the bride bring her pet parrot to the wedding? Because she wanted something old, something new, something borrowed, and something squawked!
What does a bride do when she’s not getting married? She’s always aisle-ing around!
What did the groom say to the bride when she tripped down the aisle? “I’m falling for you all over again!”
Why did the bride refuse to play hide-and-seek at her wedding? She didn’t want to miss out on any of the fun!
Why did the bride invite a giraffe to her wedding? She wanted a tall partner for the first dance!
Why did the bride take her pet parrot to the wedding? Because she wanted him to say “I do!” too!
I guess he just couldn’t resist running away with me!
What do you call a bride with a cold? A choo-choo train, because she can’t stop sneezing!
Why did the bride invite a clown to her wedding? She wanted some laughter and “happily ever laughter”!
What did the bride say to her wedding planner? “I want to walk down the aisle, not down the plank!”
Why did the bride invite a bunch of ants to her wedding? She wanted to have an ant-icipation ceremony!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids? “You’re all my “bride” or dies!”
Why did the bride bring a stopwatch to her wedding? She wanted to make sure it was the best time of her life!
Why did the bride invite a pig to her wedding? She wanted to have a little ham on her big day!
What did the bride’s sister say when she caught the bouquet? “I guess it’s my “bou-quet” to be the next one getting married!”
What did the bride say to the groom when he asked if she was ready to say “I do”? “I dough-nut!”
Why did the bride hold a stopwatch during her wedding ceremony? She wanted to make sure it was a “hitched” perfect timing!
Why did the bride and groom go to the bakery after the wedding? Because they wanted to “toast” their love with some cake!
What did the bride say to her dress when it ripped? “Don’t worry, we’ll just tie the knot again!”
Why did the bride carry a suitcase down the aisle? She wanted to pack up all the love from her wedding day!
Why was the bride so happy? Because she found the perfect ‘I do’ctor!
What did the bride say when she found out her wedding cake had been eaten? “Well, I guess it’s time for dessert now!”
Why did the bride wear a backpack during her wedding? She wanted to be a “carrying bride” instead of a “bridezilla”!
What did the bride say to her shoes on her wedding day? “I’m toe-tally in love with you!”
What did the bride say to her wedding dress? “You’re the perfect fit for my happily ever after!”
Because she wanted to make a run for it if needed!
What did the bride say to the DJ at her wedding? “Play my favorite song, I want to bust a move!”
What did the bride’s father say when he saw the wedding cake? “I hope this doesn’t take the cake!”
Because she wanted to take her vows to new heights!
What did the bride say to her groom when he tripped during the wedding ceremony? “You may now kiss the floor!”
What did the bride do when her wedding cake fell on the floor? She had a tier-rific meltdown!
What did one wedding dress say to the other dress? “Do you think we’ll ever go out of ‘style’?” .
Why did the bride have a big smile on her face during the wedding? She just couldn’t contain her bridal joy!
What do you call a bride who becomes a detective after her wedding? Miss Marry Sleuth!
What’s a bride’s favorite kind of music? Pop music, because she’s always ready to say “I do!” and pop the champagne!
What did the bride say to the groom when he asked if she wanted anything special for the wedding? “Just your hand in marriage!”
What did the bride say when she found out her wedding cake was missing? “I guess it’s just a piece of cake!”
Miss-ing Bride!
Tardy McVeil!
Why did the bride wear a veil? Because she didn’t want to be recognized from her bachelorette party!
What do you call a bride who becomes a detective? A wedding investigator!
Because she wanted to draw attention to herself!
Why did the bride wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue? She wanted to cover all her bases for good luck!
Why did the bride wear gloves on her wedding day? She didn’t want to leave any fingerprints on her groom’s heart!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids on her wedding day? “Thank you for being my something ‘blue’s clues’!”
Why did the bride’s wedding dress go to school? It wanted to get a PhD in fashion!
What did the bride say to the baker who messed up the wedding cake? “You really took the cake with this one!”
Why did the bride bring a fan to her wedding? She wanted to “cool” things down!
Why did the bride bring a broom to her wedding? Because she heard it was good luck to sweep her groom off his feet!
Why did the bride have a long train on her wedding dress? So she could “track” down her groom wherever he goes!
What did the bride say when she saw her reflection on her wedding day? “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?”
Why did the bride give her groom a watch as a wedding gift? She wanted to make every second count!
Why was the bride so happy on her wedding day? She found the perfect “I do” cake!
What did the bride say to her wedding dress? “You may now wear the bride!”
It’s okay, accidents happen. Just leaf it to me!
What did the bride say to her groom when they were dancing? “I’ve found my Mr. Right, and I’m never letting you go left!”
What did the bride say to her dress when it didn’t fit? “I’m gown to need some alterations!”
What did the bride say to her groom before their wedding ceremony? I can’t wait to aisle you at the altar!
What did the bride say to her wedding cake? “You’re my tier-iffic partner!”
What do you call a bride on a roller coaster? A roller-groomer!
What did the groom say to the bride when she asked if he had cold feet? “No, but I do have cold socks!”
Why did the bride bring a pen to her wedding? To write her own storybook ending!
What did the bride say to her guests when they asked about the wedding cake? “It’s a piece of cake to say ‘I do’!”
Why did the bride run away from the wedding cake? Because she heard it was a layer of lies!
Why did the bride go to the dentist before her wedding? She wanted to have the brightest smile on her special day!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when they asked if they could help with her wedding dress? “No need, I’m gown and ready!”
Why did the bride carry a bouquet of flowers on her wedding day? She wanted to blossom with love!
What do you call a bride who can’t keep a secret? Leaking lace!
Why was the bride floating on cloud nine? She was over the moon with happiness on her special day!
What did one bride say to the other bride? “I’m really gown to miss you!”
Why did the bride run away from the wedding? Because she heard it was going to be a “hitched” ceremony!
What did the bride say to her new husband when he asked if she’d like to go on a honeymoon? “Honey, I’m already over the moon!”
Why did the bride ask the flower girl for fashion advice? She wanted to be the bouquet’s best match!
What did the bride say when she couldn’t find her wedding ring? “I’m engaged in a search!”
What do you call a bride who is also a math genius? An “alge-bride”!
Why did the bride run away from her wedding? She heard someone say it was a shot-gun wedding!
Why did the bride wear sneakers on her wedding day? She wanted to be comfortable while she ran away with her groom!
What did the bride say when she accidentally stepped on the groom’s foot during their first dance? “I guess that’s our first mis-step as a married couple!”
How does a bride start her wedding day? She puts on her bridal cap and wedding gown!
Why was the bride so excited on her wedding day? She couldn’t wait to say “I dew”!
What did the bride do when the groom forgot the ring? She gave him a ring-a-ling on his phone!
What did the bride say to her bouquet of flowers? “I’m falling for you, petals!”
What did the bride say to the flowers on her wedding day? “I’m blooming with happiness because I found my perfect match!”
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when they couldn’t find her wedding shoes? “I guess I’ll just have to make a run for it!”
Why was the bride running late for her wedding? She couldn’t find her “something blue” socks.
What did the bride’s bouquet say to the groom’s boutonniere? You’re bout-on-near me!
Why did the bride bring a map to her wedding? She didn’t want to lose her way down the aisle!
Why did the bride take a math book to her wedding? She wanted to figure out the equation for a happy marriage!
What did the bride say to the bridesmaid who couldn’t stop crying? “I know weddings can be emotional, but don’t mascara-te your makeup!”
Why did the bride wear sneakers under her wedding gown? She wanted to make sure she could run away if she changed her mind!
Why did the bride wear a veil? Because she didn’t want her groom to see her before the wedding!
She asked the groom to “spin” it away!
Why did the bride carry a bouquet of roses? Because they’re a blooming lovely symbol of love!
Why did the bride wear sunglasses on her wedding day? She didn’t want to be spotted by the groom too early!
What’s a bride’s favorite type of music? Wedding bells and whistles!
Why did the bride wear a veil? So she could hide from the groom’s cheesy jokes!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids? “Thanks for being the “I will” to my “I do”!”

Bride Jokes for Adults

Who says a wedding can’t be filled with laughter?

Bride jokes for adults are designed to add a sprinkle of humor to the elegance and sophistication that a wedding brings.

These jokes seamlessly blend wit, charm, and a hint of cheekiness, making them the perfect ice breaker for any wedding event.

Like a beautifully arranged bridal bouquet, these jokes combine elements of humor, intellect, and a pinch of naughtiness to create an unforgettable laughing moment.

These jokes are perfect for wedding parties, bridal showers, or just to lighten up the serious wedding planning talks among friends.

Here are some bride jokes that are perfect for adults:

Why did the bride’s mother-in-law insist on wearing white to the wedding? She wanted to make sure she stood out in the wedding photos and steal the spotlight from the bride!
Why did the bride change her mind about wearing a veil? She didn’t want to be mistaken for a beekeeper!
Why did the bride carry a rabbit on her wedding day? She wanted to hop into her new life with her husband!
What did the bride say when her wedding dress tore? “Don’t worry, I’m just shedding a few happy tears!”
Why did the bride ask for a refund on her wedding gown? She found out it was a “mermaid” style, and she wanted to be a princess instead!
Why did the bride carry a rabbit on her wedding day? She wanted a little “hop-piness” in her life!
Why did the bride decide to elope instead of having a big wedding? She realized she’d rather spend her money on a fabulous honeymoon than a one-day event!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids? “Remember, if you catch the bouquet, you’re next in line… for a long line at the dress shop!”
Why did the bride run away from her own wedding? She heard the best man was planning to propose to her too!
Why did the bride run out of room on her credit card? She bought too many wedding dresses!
Why did the bride wear a veil on her wedding day? To hide from all the advice she’ll be getting!
Why did the bride ask the groom to carry her over the threshold? She wanted to make sure he had the strength to carry the weight of her shopping bags!
Why did the bride include a “no cell phones” rule at her wedding? She didn’t want anyone to upload unflattering pictures of her dress on social media!
Why did the bride bring her own food to the wedding? She didn’t want to risk getting cold feet!
Why did the bride book a magician for her wedding reception? She wanted someone who could make all the wedding expenses disappear!
What did the bride say to the wedding planner? “I hope you can handle my bridal demands, or I might just bridezilla out!”
Why did the bride refuse to let her groom see her wedding dress before the ceremony? She didn’t want him to have a “pre-veal”!
Why did the bride’s mother-in-law wear a black dress to the wedding? She wanted to mourn the loss of her son to marriage!
What did the bride say to her groom when she saw him waiting at the altar? “I aisleways knew you were the one!”
Why did the bride wear a white dress? Because it matched her favorite color… the groom’s money!
What do you call a bride who is always giggling? The happiest woman in the room… or just slightly tipsy!
Why did the bride refuse to have a beach wedding? She didn’t want her special day to go “down the aisle” with the tide!
What did the bride say to the photographer on her wedding day? “Make sure you capture my good side, I paid a lot for this dress!”
Why did the bride run away from the altar? She heard the preacher say, “Speak now or forever hold your peace,” and she couldn’t resist!
Why did the bride refuse to wear a veil? She didn’t want to hide her beautiful face… or her stunning new hairstyle!
Why did the bride’s mother-in-law wear black to the wedding? She was mourning the loss of her son’s bachelorhood!
Why did the bride wear a veil? To hide her face after realizing what she’s getting into!
What’s a bride’s favorite type of footwear? Walking down the aisle in stiletto heels, of course!
Why did the bride wear a helmet on her wedding day? She didn’t want to be swept off her feet too literally!
Why did the bride throw her bouquet in the river? She wanted to make a splash at her wedding!
What did the groom say when the bride tripped on her wedding dress? “I guess she’s already falling for me!”
What did the groom say when he saw his bride walking down the aisle? “I’m not just marrying her, I’m ‘veiling’ for her!”
What did the bride say to her husband after the wedding? “Now, let’s put all our cards on the table!”
What do you call a bride with a sense of humor? A “wedding joker”!
What did the bride say to her husband on their wedding night? “I’ll love you for richer or poorer, but let’s hope for richer!”
Why did the bride’s father ask the groom to pay for the wedding? Because he said, “Son, you’re going to be the ‘I do’er, and I’m going to be the ‘I don’t’er!”
What did the bride’s mother say when asked about the groom? “He’s a keeper… as long as she remembers to feed him!”
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when they asked why she chose them? “You all passed the ‘bride’ test!”
Why did the bride wear a veil? To hide her happy tears and the fact that she’s thinking, “What did I get myself into?”
Why did the bride’s sister become a wedding planner? Because she figured if she couldn’t find her own Mr. Right, she could at least plan someone else’s wedding!
Why was the bride’s mother not happy about the wedding? She didn’t like the groom’s “suit”-ability!
What do you call a bride who can’t make up her mind? Indecisive and ready to say “I do”!
Why did the bride refuse to throw the bouquet at her wedding? She didn’t want her single friends to ‘toss’ her aside!
Why did the bride bring a ladder to her wedding? She wanted to say she was finally “taking steps” towards her future!
Why did the bride change her mind about getting married in a cathedral? She realized she didn’t want to be called a “bridezilla” in such a big venue!
What did the bride say when her wedding dress ripped? “I guess even my dress can’t handle the stress of this marriage!”
Why did the bride run a marathon the day before her wedding? She wanted to prove she could always “tie the knot” and still run!
What did the bride do when she found out her husband-to-be was a magician? She said, “Now you see me, now you don’t!”
Why did the bride hire a comedian for her wedding? She wanted someone to make her laugh since she was marrying a jokester!
Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? So the dishwasher would match the fridge and stove!
Why did the bride ask the groom if he believed in love at first sight? She wanted to make sure he saw her coming down the aisle!
What did the bride’s father say when he walked her down the aisle? “It’s not too late to run, honey!”
Why did the bride refuse to marry the mathematician? She couldn’t deal with all the Xs and Ys in their relationship!
What do you call a bride who is always running late? Fashionably tardy!
Why did the bridegroom bring a pen and paper to his wedding? To write down all the things he’ll pretend to listen to once they’re married!
Why did the bride ask her groom if he loved her just the way she was? She wanted to make sure he wasn’t just marrying her for her accessories!
Why did the bride take her wedding vows in a castle? Because she wanted to be a “royal pain”!
Why did the bride’s bouquet have so many flowers? She wanted to “leaf” a lasting impression!
What did the bride’s father say when she asked for a big wedding? “Are you sure you’re not just trying to get a big engagement gift?”
Why did the bride wear white? Because it’s the color of kitchen appliances she’ll be using for the rest of her life!
Why did the bride run away from the wedding? She couldn’t get over the “I do” part!
What’s a bride’s favorite kind of workout? Bridal Bootcamp – the only program that promises to shed pounds before the big day!
Why did the bride’s maid of honor bring a ladder to the wedding? She wanted to be the next one to tie the knot!
Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? Because it matched her sense of innocence and her credit card balance!
Why did the bride take a bunch of painkillers before her wedding? She didn’t want to have ‘reception’ headaches!
Why did the bride ask for a refund on her wedding shoes? She discovered they didn’t come with a “Runaway Bride” guarantee!
Why did the bride insist on having a big wedding cake? Because she wanted to ‘slice’ up the expenses for her future husband!
Why did the bride bring a stopwatch to her wedding? She wanted to make sure she didn’t waste any time being single!
Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She wanted to reach the height of her groom’s expectations!
Why did the bride wear a veil? To hide the fact that she was actually a runaway bride from her previous wedding!
Why did the bride choose a baker as her maid of honor? Because she wanted someone who knew how to handle a lot of tiers!
Why did the bride’s dress have a train? So the groom could follow her footsteps, of course!
Why did the bride invite her ex-boyfriend to the wedding? She wanted to show him what he missed out on, not once but twice!
Why did the bride change her mind about having a big wedding? She realized she could have a much bigger honeymoon with the money saved!
Why did the bride marry a banker? She knew he would always keep the love currency flowing!
Why did the bride choose a wedding dress with pockets? So she can sneak snacks during the long ceremony!
Why did the bride wear a veil during the wedding ceremony? She wanted to be the “woman of mystery” till the last possible moment!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when they asked how she was feeling? “Like a million bucks… and counting!”
Why did the bride wear sneakers under her wedding gown? She wanted to be prepared for any “sole”-ful moments on the dance floor!
Why did the bride ask the bartender for a whiskey before the ceremony? She needed a little something to calm her cold feet!
Why did the bride wear sneakers under her wedding dress? She wanted to be ready for any running jokes during the reception!
What do you call a bride who cancels her wedding at the last minute? A runaway bride!
Why did the bride choose to have an outdoor wedding? She wanted to avoid any “altar-cations”!
Why did the bride have a ladder in her wedding dress? So she could climb to success in her marriage!
Why did the bride burst into tears on her wedding day? She realized she would have to share the TV remote for the rest of her life!
Why did the bride run away from the altar? She heard the best man was going to give a long speech!
Why did the bride go to the gym before her wedding? She wanted to make sure she was ready to lift the weight of marriage!
What did the bride say to the bartender at the wedding reception? “Keep the drinks flowing… I’m going to need them to deal with my in-laws!”
What do you call a bride who ran off with the best man? A “best mistake”!
What did the bride say to the wedding photographer? ‘Make sure you capture all my good angles… and Photoshop the rest!’.
Why did the bridezilla become a professional wrestler? She wanted to showcase her talent for throwing tantrums and tossing bouquets!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when they asked if they could wear black dresses? “Sure, as long as you don’t outshine me!”
Why did the bride become a wedding planner? She wanted to have the perfect wedding… over and over again!
Why did the bride bring a ladder to her wedding? She wanted to make sure she reached new heights in her marriage!
What do you call a bride who only wants to get married in a luxury hotel? High maintenance!
What’s a bride’s favorite type of song? Something borrowed, something blue… and something that makes you shake your shoe!
Why did the bride run away from the altar? She realized she was about to make the biggest mistake of her life: paying for an expensive wedding!
Why did the bride run away from the wedding? She realized she was just not gown for it!
What did the bride’s father say when she asked for a big wedding? “I’m giving you away, not giving you a runway!”
Why did the bride’s wedding cake go missing? It was a “piece of cake” for the hungry guests!
Why did the bride wear white? Because she wanted a clean slate for all the future arguments with her spouse!
Why did the bride’s friends throw a toaster at her during the bachelorette party? They wanted to give her a “shocking” surprise gift!
Why did the bride wear black on her wedding day? She wanted to say goodbye to her freedom in style!
Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? Because she wanted her husband to see what he’s ‘missing’ if he ever misbehaves!
What did the bride’s mother say when she saw the wedding cake? “I hope this is the only thing that’s tiering about today!”
Why did the bride’s parents refuse to pay for the wedding? They thought it was just a big betrothal!
Why did the bride refuse to throw the bouquet at her wedding? She wanted to keep her flowers and avoid potential lawsuits!
What did the bride’s father say to the groom when he asked for her hand in marriage? “Better take her whole body, you won’t find anything else valuable!”
Why did the bride run away from the wedding? She just couldn’t take her veil serious-ly!
Why did the bride carry a four-leaf clover in her bouquet? She wanted to ensure good luck and avoid any potential groom jitters!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when they complained about their dresses? “You should be glad I didn’t make you wear a bridal gown!”
Why was the bride always stressed out? She had too many “bridal meltdowns”!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when they asked about her wedding dress? “I don’t want to brag, but it’s kind of a big bridal!”
Why did the bride wear white? Because it’s her wedding, not her funeral!
Why did the bride’s wedding cake collapse? She couldn’t resist adding one more layer of drama to her big day!
Why did the bride hire a circus performer for her wedding? She wanted to add some “ring-master” entertainment!
Why did the bride’s father cry during the wedding ceremony? Because he realized he just paid for an expensive party that lasted only a few hours!
What did the bride say to her new husband after the wedding? “I’ve finally found someone who will let me be the boss in the relationship… as long as I say it’s okay!”
Why did the bride always have a smile on her face? She knew she was marrying the best man!
Why did the bride wear a blindfold at her wedding? She didn’t want to see her bank account balance after all the expenses!
Why did the bride refuse to dance with her groom at the wedding? She didn’t want to “take the plunge” just yet!
What’s a bride’s favorite type of exercise? Walking down the aisle… and back!
Why did the bride include a math problem in her wedding vows? She wanted to prove that love is equal to infinity!
What do you call a bride who marries a mathematician? An alge-bride!
What did the groom say when he saw the bride for the first time? “I guess I’m stuck with her now!”
Why did the bride choose to have a small wedding ceremony? So she could save more money for the divorce party!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids? “Thanks for being here, but remember, I’m the star of the show, so don’t steal my thunder!”
Why did the bride laugh uncontrollably during her vows? She couldn’t believe she was finally getting married after all those years of dodging frogs!
Why did the bride’s mother-in-law wear a black dress to the wedding? She heard it was a funeral for her son’s independence!
Why did the bride ask her husband to wear a tuxedo on their wedding day? Because she wanted to marry a penguin!
What did the bride’s father say to the groom before the wedding? “Remember, she’s been raised by a woman who can find anything she’s looking for in seconds.”
Why did the bride choose a small wedding cake? She wanted to show that the size of her love is bigger than the size of her budget!
Why did the bride wear a veil made of fishing net? She wanted to catch herself a great catch of a husband!
What did the bride say when the cake fell on her wedding day? “I guess it’s a tier-rific start to our marriage!”
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when they asked her for advice? “Marry someone who has a good sense of ‘humor’!”
Why did the bride run away from her wedding? She heard her groom saying, ‘I do… too many video games!’.
What did the bride’s father say when asked about her wedding expenses? “I don’t mind giving her away, but I draw the line at paying for it!”
What did the bride say to the groom when he couldn’t remember their anniversary date? “Looks like you’ve already forgotten the most important vow!”
Why did the bride and groom decide to have a small wedding? So they could save their money for the honeymoon cocktails!
Why did the bride’s mother go to the wedding in a swimsuit? She heard it was a beach-themed wedding!
What did the bride say when her groom asked her to elope? “Sorry, but I can’t run away from a wedding bouquet!”
Why did the bride’s wedding dress have so many buttons? She wanted to keep the groom guessing all night!
Why did the bride run out of toilet paper on her wedding day? She thought she could handle it with just one “I do!”
What did the bride’s mother say when the wedding cake fell over? ‘That’s what happens when you have too many layers of drama!’.
Why did the bride start her own bakery? She kneaded dough for a wedding cake!
Why did the bride’s mother cry at the wedding? She realized she’s finally getting her kitchen back!
What did the bride say to her husband on their wedding day? ‘I’ve waited my whole life for this… well, except for that time at the altar with my previous three husbands!’.
Why did the bride refuse to go skydiving on her wedding day? She didn’t want to risk getting cold feet – literally!
What did the bride’s mother say when she saw the wedding cake? “I hope it’s not too cheesy, like some weddings!”
Why did the bride refuse to throw the bouquet at her wedding? She wanted to keep all the luck and happiness for herself!
Why did the bride refuse to eat the wedding cake? She was afraid it would go straight to her hips!
Why did the bride run off with the circus performer? She wanted a man with a good trapeze!
What did the groom say to the bride when they were about to exchange vows? “I promise to love, honor, and listen to you complain about your mother-in-law.”
Why did the bride choose a buffet for her wedding reception? She wanted to make sure there were enough options to satisfy all the guests… and her own cravings!
Why did the bride cross the road? To say ‘I do’ on the other side!
Why did the bride ask her groom to carry her over the threshold? Because she wanted to make sure he ‘carried’ his weight in the relationship!
What did the bride’s father say when he handed her over to the groom? “Take her, I can’t afford her anymore!”
Why did the bride hire a baker for her wedding cake instead of making it herself? She didn’t want to end up with a “half-baked” marriage!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids before walking down the aisle? “Remember, ladies, keep calm and marry on!”
Why did the bride ask her husband to carry her over the threshold? She didn’t want to ruin her expensive wedding shoes!
Why did the bride bring her smartphone to the wedding ceremony? In case she wanted to update her relationship status immediately!
Why did the bride go to the bakery on her wedding day? She kneaded some dough before saying “I do”!
Why did the bride ask for a refund on her wedding cake? She realized it was the only thing in her wedding that was actually “half-baked”!
What did the bride say to her wedding planner? “I don’t want any cold feet at my wedding, so make sure the dance floor is heated!”
Why did the bride’s mother bring a metal detector to the wedding? She was hoping to find a treasure at her daughter’s “I do” ceremony!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids when they complained about their dresses? “Don’t worry, it’s only for one day… unlike your friendship!”
Why did the bride include a disco ball in her wedding decor? She wanted to have a “marry-oke” reception!
Why did the bride carry a bouquet of roses at her wedding? She wanted to have a “thorny” reminder that marriage has its ups and downs!
What do you call a bride who can’t make up her mind about her wedding dress? A gown-ophobe!
Why did the bride throw her bouquet into the crowd? She wanted to distract the single ladies while she made a run for it!
What do you call a bride who’s always on time? A punctual bridey!
Why did the bride wear a veil? So she could hide the tears when she saw the wedding bill!
Why did the bride refuse to dance at her wedding? She didn’t want to step on her groom’s toes… or ruin her expensive heels!
Why did the bride wear white on her wedding day? Because it’s easier to spot the wine stains!
Why did the bride refuse to marry the banker? She wanted a husband, not an ATM!
What did the bride say to her groom before they exchanged vows? “I’m aisle be yours forever!”
Why did the bride’s dog attend the wedding? She wanted someone who wouldn’t judge her for eating cake right out of the box!
Why did the bride’s wedding cake taste so bad? Because she accidentally used her grandmother’s fruitcake recipe from 1942!
Why did the bride hire a ghost photographer for her wedding? She wanted to capture the spirit of the occasion!
Why did the bride refuse to wear heels on her wedding day? She didn’t want to start her marriage off on the wrong foot!
Why did the bride ask for a refund on her wedding flowers? She realized she could have picked them from her neighbor’s garden for free!
Why did the bride choose a wedding in the mountains? She wanted to say her vows on top of the world!
Why did the bride insist on having a pet cat at her wedding? She wanted someone to play “Here Comes the Bride” on the piano with their paws!
Why did the bride choose to get married in a chapel? Because she wanted to ‘alter’ her life forever!
Why did the bride refuse to wear white on her wedding day? She didn’t want to keep up with the tradition; she wanted to “dye” her own way!
What did the groom say to the bride before their wedding? “I’ll see you at the altar, mate!”
Why did the bride bring a shovel to her wedding? She wanted to dig deep into her husband’s heart!
What did the bride say when the cake baker asked her what flavor she wanted? “I don’t care as long as it’s strong enough to knock out my in-laws!”
Why did the bride choose a destination wedding? She wanted to make sure her in-laws couldn’t easily attend!
Why did the bride bring a ladder to her wedding? She wanted to climb the aisle to marry the groom at a higher level!
Why did the bride wear a veil on her wedding day? To hide the fact that she was having second thoughts!
Why did the bride choose a beach wedding? So she could get sand in her shoes and have a constant reminder of the day she said “I do”!

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FAQs About Bride Jokes

Why are bride jokes so popular?

Bride jokes are popular because they poke fun at common wedding and marriage tropes in a light-hearted way.

They provide a humorous outlet to handle the stress and excitement surrounding weddings and married life.

Can bride jokes help in social situations?

Definitely!

Bride jokes are a great conversation starter at weddings, bridal showers, or bachelorette parties.

They can break the ice, lighten the atmosphere, and help everyone feel more comfortable and relaxed.

How can I come up with my own bride jokes?

Think about common wedding traditions or stereotypes—things like bridezilla moments, wedding dress dramas, or funny marriage advice.
Weddings have a specific vocabulary (e.g., bouquet, veil, vows). Look for pun opportunities or interesting phrases involving these words.
Consider the setting or situation of your joke. Is it about the wedding planning, the ceremony, or the honeymoon? Your humor can vary based on these scenarios.
Take a well-known saying or phrase and twist it to include wedding or bride-related elements.
Embrace wordplay and puns. Bride jokes are a great place for some clever linguistic twists!

Are there any tips for remembering bride jokes?

Try to associate bride jokes with specific wedding-related scenarios—like trying on wedding dresses, cake tasting, or writing vows.

This way, when these situations come up, you’ll have the perfect joke ready to go.

How can I make my bride jokes better?

Humor is subjective, so gauging your audience’s reaction is key.

Use surprise elements, clever wordplay, and relatability to make your jokes more engaging.

The more you practice, the better you’ll get at delivering them.

How does the Bride Joke Generator work?

Our Bride Joke Generator is a handy tool that helps you come up with hilarious bride jokes in an instant.

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Is the Bride Joke Generator free?

Absolutely, our Bride Joke Generator is completely free to use!

You can generate as many bride jokes as you want to keep your friends and family in stitches.

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Conclusion

Bride jokes are a charming addition to any wedding speech or bridal party, adding a dash of humor and joy to the celebration.

From the quick-witted zingers to the elaborate stories, there’s a bride joke suited for every wedding event.

So next time you’re toasting to the bride, remember, there’s laughter to be found in every veil, bouquet, and bridal gown.

Keep spreading the chuckles, and let the good times pop like champagne corks.

Because after all, a wedding without laughter is like a bride without her bouquet—unthinkable and, frankly, a bit less vibrant.

Happy joking, everyone!

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