1051 Pledge Jokes That Bring Humor to Allegiance Oaths

If you’re here, it means you’re ready to dive into the world of pledge jokes.

Not just any jokes, but the cream of the crop.

That’s why we’ve compiled a list of the most hilarious pledge jokes.

From fraternity puns to solidarity one-liners, our collection has a joke for every facet of pledging.

So, let’s jump into the deep end of pledge humor, one joke at a time.

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Pledge Jokes

Pledge jokes are a unique genre of humor that can lighten the mood in almost any situation.

These gags aren’t just about the act of making a promise or commitment, but also the sometimes amusing scenarios surrounding these solemn declarations.

From fraternity initiation pledges to national oaths, pledges offer an extensive base for comedy.

Creating the perfect pledge joke requires a play on words, surprising twists, and the often humorous realities of human commitment (like forgetting your wedding vows or making an unrealistic New Year’s resolution).

Ready to swear in some fun?

Take a humorous oath with these pledge jokes:

What do you call a pledge who is always late? A procrastination pledge.
What did the pledge say when he accidentally knocked over a stack of books? “I pledge to never judge a book by its cover… but I might accidentally knock it down!”
Why did the Pledge become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to make everyone laugh, no matter their allegiance!
What did the pledge say to the pen? “Let’s stick together and write our future!”
Why did the pledge go to therapy? Because it felt like it was always being taken for granted.
Why was the student always late to the Pledge of Allegiance? Because he couldn’t stand up for himself!
What did the pledge say to the door? “I pledge to open up to new opportunities!”
What do you call a group of pledges who start a band? The Oath-stra!
Why did the pledge become a scientist? Because he wanted to experiment with unwavering commitment!
What do you call a pledge who can’t make a decision? A hesitant hirer!
Why did the pledge go to art class? To learn how to draw a straight line!
Why did the pledge become a chef? It wanted to master the art of making delicious pledges of food.
What did the pledge say when asked about their favorite superhero? Captain Commitment, of course!
How did the pledge make everyone laugh at the talent show? He performed a hilarious stand-up comedy routine about the ups and downs of pledging!
Why was the pledge always late? Because they couldn’t pledge allegiance to being on time!
What did the pledge say when asked if he was nervous about joining? “Nah, I’m just glued to the idea of being part of this amazing group!”
Why did the Pledge get detention? It kept saying “I swear!” during class!
What’s a pledge’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop because they’re always pledging!
What do you call a pledge who becomes a poet? A lyrical allegiance!
Why did the pledge become a math teacher? Because he wanted to count on his students!
What did one pledge say to the other when they were lost? “I pledge allegiance to GPS!”
Why did the pledge become a lifeguard? They were ready to dive into commitment.
What do you call a pledge who loves to sing? A melodious promise!
What do you call a pledge that can’t swim? A sink-or-swim situation.
Why did the pledge become a chef? Because he wanted to knead the dough for success!
Why did the pledge start a vegetable garden? Because he wanted to grow his pledge of allegiance!
Why did the pledge become a referee? It wanted to make sure everyone was playing by the “pledge rules”!
What did the pledge say to the teacher? “I promise to be quiet… for the next five seconds.”
Why did the pledge become a chef? They loved taking the pledge of deliciousness!
What did the Pledge wear to the costume party? A superhero cape with the words “I swear to protect and serve!” on it!
What did the Pledge of Allegiance say to the American flag? “I’ve got you covered!”
Why did the pledge join a dance class? To learn the art of commitment in every move.
What did the pledge say when asked about their favorite type of bread? “Kneadless to say, I’m a big fan of commitment.”
What’s a pledge’s favorite way to communicate? By sending tele-Pledges!
Why did the pledge bring a magnifying glass to the ceremony? Because they wanted to “pledge-sleuth” their way to success!
How did the pledge propose to his girlfriend? He got down on one knee and said, “I pledge to love you forever!”
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to pledge its jokes to the audience!
Why did the pledge always carry a broom? To sweep away any doubts about their dedication!
Why did the student bring a ladder to the pledge assembly? Because they wanted to reach new heights in their commitment!
Why did the pledge bring a ladder to the party? To show their high level of commitment.
What did the pledge say when asked if he was committed to recycling? “I’m fully devoted to reducing my carbon footprint!”
Why did the pledge start a composting project? He wanted to make a solemn pledge to give back to the Earth!
What did the pledge say when asked if they were afraid of commitment? “Oh, no. I’m definitely afraid of spiders, but commitment? Not so much.”
Why did the pledge bring a map to the pledge meeting? Because they wanted to make sure they were on the right track!
What do you call a pledge who tells great jokes? A comedy pledge-a-cian!
What did the pledge say to the messy room? “I solemnly swear to clean you up!”
Why did the pledge bring a pillow to the meeting? In case they needed to take a pledge-nap!
Why did the pledge to stop eating junk food break his promise? Because he couldn’t resist the seductive allure of a potato chip!
Why did the pledge become a stand-up comedian? Because he always made a good impression!
Why did the pledge go to the gym? To get pledged!
How did the pledge pass the test? By studying hard and pledging to give it their all!
How did the pledge become the class president? By making a binding pledge!
What did the pledge say when asked to make a toast? “I promise not to spill a drop!”
What did the pledge say to the teacher? “I pledge to always be on point!”
Why did the pledge join a gym? To exercise their commitment muscles.
What did the pledge say to the mirror? “I pledge to always reflect on my actions and make positive changes!”
Why did the pledge get a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to rise to the occasion!
Why did the pledge bring a pillow to the meeting? Because they heard they were pledging allegiance to “rest”!
Why did the pledge become a teacher? Because they wanted to make a lasting impression on students.
What did the pledge say to the soda? “I pledge to always pop open your friendship!”
What did the pledge say when someone asked if he wanted to go skydiving? “I’ll take the plunge!”
What’s a pledge’s favorite type of exercise? Taking the “oathletic” oath!
What did the pledge say to his friends when asked about his commitment to saving money? “I’ve taken an oath to be financially responsible, so no more splurging!”
Why did the pledge become a beekeeper? He wanted to make a buzz-worthy commitment to saving the bees!
How did the pledge improve his math grades? He took an oath to multiply his efforts!
Why did the pledge become a firefighter? It wanted to extinguish any doubts!
Why did the pledge refuse to play cards? Because he didn’t want to be dealt any more responsibilities.
How did the pledge get through a long day at school? By taking “pledge breaks” whenever they needed!
Why did the pledge bring a pillow to the party? Because he heard they were going to have a fraterni-nap!
Why did the pledge join a gardening club? It wanted to grow a strong and loyal plant community.
Why did the pledge bring a ladder to the party? Because they heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
Why did the pledge go to the bakery? Because he wanted to loaf around!
Why did the pledge go to the gym? Because they wanted to exercise their commitment muscles!
Why did the pledge turn into a comedian? Because they always stuck to their punchlines!
What’s a pledge’s favorite type of math problem? A “pledge-rism” equation!
Why did the pledge bring a ladder to the library? Because they wanted to pledge on higher ground!
Why did the pledge wear a helmet to the party? Because they promised to protect their head and heart!
What do you call a pledge that can’t make up its mind? A vacillate!
Why did the pledge always carry a pen and paper? Because he wanted to take a “note” of his loyalty!
What did the pledge say when their teacher asked why they were late? Sorry, I was pledging my allegiance to the snooze button.
Why did the pledge become a construction worker? Because he wanted to build a better future!
Why did the pledge join a band? Because he wanted to make a lasting impression with his drumming skills!
Why was the pledge always so punctual? Because it was in the habit of making “Pledge of Allegiance”!
Why did the pledge bring a dictionary to the meeting? Because he wanted to understand the meaning behind every word of the pledge!
Why did the Pledge join the gym? It wanted to be more flexible in its commitments!
Why did the pledge join a cooking class? He wanted to take an oath to become a master chef!
Why did the pledge always carry a compass? Because he wanted to ensure he was always heading in the right direction with his loyalty!
What did the pledge say when he was asked to organize the charity event? “I pledge to make it the most memorable and fun-filled event ever!”
What did the pledge say when asked if he was prepared to take on any task? “I’m ready to pledge my abilities, even if it means untangling a million knots!”
Why was the pledge always seen with a map? Because he wanted to navigate through all the adventures and challenges of the club!
Why did the pledge bring a backpack full of snacks to the meeting? Because they wanted to make sure they had plenty of “pledge-nic” supplies!
Why did the pledge refuse to run for office? Because it didn’t want to make any “false pledges”!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance break up with its significant other? It felt tied down!
What did the pledge say when asked why they love pledging? “Because it’s the key to unlocking a great time!”
What do you call a pledge who can’t stop telling jokes? A comedian in the making.
What did the pledge say when asked why he joined the club? “I’m really good at sticking to things, especially tape!”
Why did the pledge bring a broom to the meeting? To sweep away any doubts and make a clean start!
Why did the pledge go to the bank? To make a “note” of their commitment!
What did the pledge say when he was asked to fix the broken chair? “I’ll do my best, but I can’t make any guarantees!”
Why did the pledge join the gardening club? Because they wanted to learn how to make plants “pledge” their growth!
What do you call a pledge that can’t stop singing? A lyrical commitment.
What’s a pledge’s favorite song? “Pledge Allegiance” by DJ Pledge Master!
Why was the pledge always so confident? Because they knew they had their fellow classmates “pledging” their support!
What did the pledge say to their partner on Valentine’s Day? I pledge my love for you, forever and always.
What did the pledge say to the laundry detergent? I’m falling for you, fabric softener.
What did the pledge say when he couldn’t find his keys? “I guess I’m not ready for that kind of commitment yet.”
Why did the pledge bring a map to the meeting? Because they wanted to “navigate” their way through the pledge process!
Why did the Pledge become a firefighter? It wanted to show its dedication to extinguishing problems!
What did the pledge say when it got stuck in traffic? “I pledge to never take this route again!”
Why did the pledge bring a dictionary to the meeting? Because they wanted to make sure they fully “understood” the pledge!
Why did the pledge join a band? Because he wanted to make a good impression on the chords!
What do you call a pledge who can’t find their keys? A lost clause.
What did the Pledge say to the American flag? “I promise to stick by you through thick and thin!”
What’s a pledge’s favorite movie genre? Romantic comedies, because they’re all about commitment.
Why did the pledge skip school? Because he was “stuck” on the idea of loyalty!
Why did the pledge bring a camera to the ceremony? Because they wanted to “capture” the memories of their pledge journey!
Why did the pledge go to the grocery store? It needed to buy some “allegiance butter”!
What did the pledge say when asked about their plans for the future? “I’m still deciding, but I’ve definitely ruled out marriage.”
Why did the pledge join a dance class? It wanted to be in step with its commitments!
Why did the pledge bring a ladder to the football game? To reach new heights and pledge their support!
Why did the pledge always carry a pen and paper? To write down their commitment list.
Why did the pledge wear a superhero cape? Because they were ready to “pledge-iance” to justice!
What do you call a pledge who can do magic tricks? A prestidigitator!
What did the Pledge say when it won the lottery? “I’m pledging to buy a yacht and sail away!”
What do you call a pledge who is afraid of heights? A pledge on the ground floor.
Why did the pledge bring a map to the grocery store? They wanted to pledge allegiance to finding the best deals!
What do you call a pledge who becomes a chef? A dedicated cook.
Why did the pledge bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to reach new heights and make a pledge for a good time!
What did the pledge say to the broken pencil? “I pledge to always keep you sharp!”
Why did the pledge bring a pen to the baseball game? Because he wanted to sign up for a home run!
Why did the pledge start a gardening club? Because they wanted to make a commitment to grow together.
Why did the pledge become a comedian? Because it wanted to make everyone laugh and be the life of the party!
Why did the pledge bring a broom to the meeting? Because he wanted to sweep away any doubts about his commitment!
What do you call a pledge who loves to clean? A pledge of allegiance to cleanliness!
What did the Pledge say to the dictionary? “Can you define loyalty? I seem to have forgotten!”
Why did the pledge always carry a pen? To sign up for new adventures and pledge to seize the day!
What did the pledge say to the teacher who caught them cheating? “I pledge to never do it again!”
Why did the pledge bring a parachute to the meeting? In case their commitment takes a nosedive!
How do you make a pledge laugh? Give them a solemn promise that it’s a hilarious joke!
Why did the pledge join a marathon? They wanted to run the extra mile for commitment.
Why did the pledge take a cooking class? They wanted to learn how to whip up a recipe for lifelong commitment.
What did the Pledge say to its best friend? “You can always count on me, no matter what!”
Why did the pledge become a chef? It wanted to make a “knead” for itself.
What did the pledge say when they were asked to take a pledge? “I’ll take a pledge, but only if it’s on a cute little puppy!”
Why did the pledge become a weather reporter? Because he wanted to make a forecast that everyone could pledge their trust in!
What’s a pledge’s favorite type of music? The Oathchestra!
What do you call a pledge who becomes a comedian? A stand-up citizen!
Why did the pledge decide to learn a musical instrument? He wanted to take a solemn oath to serenade his friends and family!
Why did the pledge always have a smile on his face? Because he knew he was “stuck” with the club for a long time!
What’s a pledge’s favorite quote? “In commitment, we trust.”
What do you call a pledge who’s always happy? A very pledged individual!
Why did the pledge bring a pillow to the meeting? To catch up on some pledge-napping!
Why did the pledge bring a mop to the flagpole? Because they were ready to “pledge” their cleaning skills!
Why did the pledge become a vegetarian? He wanted to pledge allegiance to a healthier lifestyle!
Why did the pledge always carry a mop? Because it liked to sweep people off their feet.
Why did the pledge join the math club? Because he wanted to be in a fraternity that knew how to count!
Why did the pledge become a motivational speaker? Because he wanted to inspire others to pledge their best efforts in everything they do!
Why did the pledge bring a ladder to the party? To show everyone they were ready to step up.
What do you call a pledge who’s also a magician? The Illustrious Initiate!
Why did the pledge go to the bakery? Because he heard they had Alpha Brioche fraternity rolls!
Why was the pledge such a good baker? Because they always followed the recipe to the letter!
Why did the pledge refuse to do his laundry? Because he didn’t want to make any more commitments.
Why did the pledge join a circus? Because they wanted to master the art of tightrope “pledging”!
Why did the pledge bring a map to the meeting? To ensure they never lose their way in fulfilling their pledge!
How does a pledge make a sandwich? They pledgegeon it!
Why did the pledge become a chef? Because he wanted to learn how to make a perfectly folded pledge.
Why did the pledge bring a map to the reunion? Because they wanted to re-pledge their loyalty!
Why was the Pledge of Allegiance always getting into trouble? It had a rebellious spirit!
Why did the pledge get stuck in traffic? Because it didn’t say the magic word – “Abracadabra!”
Why was the pledge always first in line at the bakery? Because he promised to rise and shine early every day!
Why did the pledge go to the bank? It wanted to make a “loan pledge”!
Why did the pledge become a magician? Because they wanted to make their commitment disappear!
Why did the pledge join a gym? It wanted to get in “pledge-tastic” shape.
Why did the pledge become a comedian? It wanted to “pledge” its commitment to making people laugh.
What did the pledge say when it won the lottery? “I pledge to never do math again!”
What did the pledge say to the gym instructor? “I vow to get fit and toned, even if it means endless hours on the treadmill!”
Why did the pledge become a stand-up comedian? It loved making people laugh until they pledged allegiance to laughter.
Why was the book so good at making promises? Because it had a lot of chapters!
What did the pledge say when asked if he was ready to take the oath? “I pledge allegiance to fun and laughter, forever and ever!”
Why did the pledge carry a stopwatch everywhere? Because they were committed to always being on time!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance go to the gym? It wanted to stay fit and loyal!
Why did the pledge bring a flashlight to the exam? Because they wanted to shed some light on the answers!
What did the pledge say when asked why they were so committed? “I’m all in, no strings attached!”
What did the pledge say to his messy roommate? “I’m taking a vow of cleanliness, so pick up your dirty socks!”

Short Pledge Jokes

Short pledge jokes are like the surprise twist in a solemn oath—unexpected, amusing, and lightening up the mood.

These jokes are perfect for ice breakers, social media posts, or that moment during a fundraising event when you need to break the seriousness with a hearty chuckle.

The beauty of short pledge jokes lies in their ability to infuse wit and humor into a promise, delivering smiles in just a few words.

So, buckle up and get ready to laugh out loud!

Here are some short pledge jokes that guarantee a burst of laughter in just a blink.

What do you call a pledge that’s always happy? A cheerful commitment!
What’s a bee’s favorite type of pledge? A honey pledge!
Why was the pledge always late? He couldn’t make a commitment!
What’s a pledge’s favorite dessert? A pledgetart!
Why was the broom late for the pledge meeting? It overswept!
What’s a Pledge’s favorite song? “I Will Always Love You!”
What’s a pledge’s favorite type of pie? A “humble” pie!
Why did the broom refuse to join the pledge? It didn’t sweepstakes.
Why did the scarecrow become a lawyer? He took the pledge!
What’s a pledge’s favorite card game? Pledge-o!
Why did the squirrel make a pledge? To save nuts for winter!
Why did the pillow join the pledge? It wanted to rest assured!
What’s a pledge’s favorite type of music? Allegro to their ears!
What did the pledge say to the wall? I’m sticking with you!
Why did the pledge go to the dentist? To take a pledge-x-ray!
Why did the pledge become a gardener? It loved taking root!
How did the pledge become a magician? They mastered the abra-cadence!
Why did the pledge become a racecar driver? They wanted to accelerate!
What’s a pledge’s favorite dance move? The oath-er shuffle!
Why did the chef join the charity? To make a cooking pledge!
What’s a pledge’s favorite exercise? Planking, of course!
Why did the pledge become an artist? It wanted to make pledge-ures!
Why did the pledge become a baker? Because they kneaded the dough!
What do you call a pledge with bad eyesight? A blurry pledge!
What’s a pledge’s favorite type of glue? Commitment adhesive!
Why did the pledge get in trouble? It couldn’t keep its promise!
What do you call a pledge who can fly? A high-flying promiser!
What’s a pledge’s favorite holiday? Flag Day!
Why did the pledge become a weather reporter? They always make forecasts!
What’s a pledge’s favorite subject in school? Pledgematics!
What’s a pledge’s favorite type of exercise? Jumping to conclusions!
What’s a pledge’s favorite song? “Sweet Home Alpha Lambda Pi!”
Why was the pledge always cold? Because it always stood at attention!
Why did the clock hesitate before taking the pledge? It was tick-lish!
Why did the football player make a pledge? To score a touchdown!
What did the Pledge say to the messy table? I’ll clean up!
Why did the pledge always carry a pencil? It liked being sharp!
Why did the student pledge to eat healthier? To get good grades!
Why did the pledge become a comedian? To pledge-erize the audience!
What’s a pledge’s favorite ice cream flavor? Pledge-alicious!

Pledge Jokes One-Liners

Pledge jokes one-liners are the epitome of humor wrapped in a single promise.

They’re the spoken version of sealing a pact with a hearty laugh – amusing, direct, and refreshingly clever.

Crafting an effective one-liner pledge joke requires a mix of innovation, accuracy, and a deep understanding of the playfulness of language.

The challenge lies in packaging the buildup and punchline in a condensed format, offering maximum hilarity with minimal words.

May these pledge one-liners inspire you to raise a toast to laughter:

I pledge to be more organized…but first, let me find my to-do list.
My pledge to be more organized lasted about as long as a sneeze in a windstorm.
Why did the teacher always have a headache? Because her students were always pledging their allegiance to chaos!
My pledge to not eat junk food lasted as long as it took me to find the remote control in the couch cushions.
I pledged to save money, but then I realized that online shopping is just too tempting.
Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? Because they heard it was a high-stakes pledge!
My pledge to drink more water is all wet.
I pledge to never trust the “low battery” warning on my phone and ignore it until it dies completely.
My pledge to save money went down the drain when I discovered online shopping.
I pledge to always be honest…except when someone asks me if I’m listening to them.
I made a pledge to always be on time, but I’m running on “island time” and it’s 3 hours behind schedule.
What do you call a pledge who becomes a chef? A pledge of allegiance to the kitchen!
My pledge to eat healthier lasted until I saw a pizza.
I took a pledge to stop eating junk food, and then I saw a donut.
My pledge to be more organized is going well…I even color-coded my to-do list…and promptly lost it.
I pledged to be a stand-up comedian, but my jokes always fall flat.
I pledged to never eat pizza again, but then I remembered it’s shaped like a circle, so it’s technically a vegetable.
What did the tree say when it took the pledge? “I promise to stay rooted in my beliefs!”
I pledged to save money, but then the online shopping deals started flooding my inbox.
My pledge is to always be fashionably late, because being early is just a waste of sleep.
I pledged to exercise regularly, but then I realized I already do a lot of jumping to conclusions.
I pledged to stop making puns, but it was just a figure of speech.
My pledge to exercise regularly is as strong as my desire to hit the snooze button.
Why did the scarecrow join the Pledge of Allegiance? He wanted to show his straw-tiotic spirit.
I pledge allegiance to my bed, for it is where I spend most of my day dreaming.
I pledged to be more punctual, but my snooze button thought it was a challenge.
Why did the pledge become a chef? Because they wanted to pledge their allegiance to cooking up delicious meals!
I pledged to be more confident, but then I walked into a mirror and apologized for being in my own way.
My pledge to wake up early is just a snooze button away from failure.
I pledge to give my phone charger a break and let it rest for five minutes every day.
I took a pledge to eat healthier, and then I met a pizza that changed my life.
My pledge to exercise more: I’ve mastered the art of lifting snacks to my mouth.
My pledge to procrastination: I’ll start tomorrow.
I took a pledge to never eat chocolate, but then I realized life without chocolate is no life at all.
My pledge to be more punctual is going great; I arrived at the wrong wedding on time.
I pledge to never leave a pizza crust behind.
My pledge to diet lasted as long as a snowball in a microwave.
I pledge to never lose my temper again… unless someone steals my food.
I pledge to never let my phone battery go below 20%, unless I’m in the middle of an important Instagram scroll.
My pledge to stop binge-watching shows lasted exactly one episode.
I pledge to eat healthier… after I finish this pizza slice.
Why did the magician take the pledge? Because he wanted to make sure his tricks were spellbinding!
I’ve taken a pledge to stop procrastinating, but I’ll start tomorrow.
I pledge to be more organized, starting tomorrow.
My pledge to stop overthinking lasted about as long as a sneeze.
I pledged to be more adventurous, but then I realized trying a new pizza topping counts, right?
I pledge to never let a salad ruin my life when there are tacos waiting just around the corner.
I pledged to be more environmentally friendly, but then I bought a pack of plastic straws.
I pledged to stop eating unhealthy snacks, but then I remembered that pizza is a vegetable.
I made a pledge to exercise every day, but my bed seems to be holding a grudge against me.
My pledge to exercise more turned into me pledging to exercise my right to be lazy.
I pledge to stop buying things I don’t need…starting with that extra slice of cake.
My pledge to drink more water is going great…I just drank a whole glass…of soda.
I made a pledge to always be honest, so I had to admit I only floss my teeth on dentist appointment days.
Why did the pledge always bring a pencil to the gym? Because he wanted to make a strong pencil-line pledge!
I pledged to exercise every day, but my bed and I are in a committed relationship.
I pledged to conquer my fear of public speaking, but my tongue always ties itself in knots.
I pledge to never procrastinate again… I’ll start tomorrow.
Why did the scarecrow become the class president? Because he was outstanding in his field… and he made a great pledge!
I pledged to drink more water, but then I met coffee and we became best friends.
Why did the pledge join the math club? Because he wanted to make a pledge to √-1!
I made a pledge to be more punctual, but then my alarm clock started snoozing on its own.
I pledge to always remember people’s names…or at least pretend to.
I made a pledge to stop buying unnecessary things, but then I saw a sale sign.
Why did the chef take the pledge? Because he promised to always make a batter world!
I pledge to always return borrowed pens…eventually.
Why did the broom go to school? It wanted to pledge a fraternity!
I made a pledge to become a morning person, but then I realized mornings happen too early in the day.
I pledged to learn a new language, but so far, I can only say “hello” in 12 different languages.
I pledged to stop being lazy, but then I realized it’s much easier to just keep lounging on the couch.
I’m so committed to my pledge that I even pledged to pledge more pledges.
My pledge for a healthier lifestyle: Only eat ice cream on days that end in “y”
Why did the pledge get a job at the bakery? Because they kneaded dough-ligence!
Why did the teacher take away the student’s pencil? He broke his pledge to only write with it.
My pledge to exercise more often is really just a running joke.
I pledge to always be punctual, except when I’m running late.
I made a pledge to never text and drive, but now my passenger reads my texts to me.
I pledged to give up chocolate, but then I realized it’s just not my cup of tea.
My pledge to eat healthier lasted until the next time someone offered me chocolate.
I pledged to be a morning person, but my snooze button had other plans.
I pledge allegiance to my bed, my pillow, and my Netflix account.
I pledge allegiance to the snooze button, and to the bed for which it stands.
I pledge to stop singing in the shower… until I get caught by my neighbors again.
My pledge to go to bed early: shattered every time Netflix asks, “Are you still watching?”
I pledged to be more organized, but then I misplaced my to-do list.
My pledge to eat healthier lasted about as long as a chocolate bar in front of me.
My pledge to you is to always have a spare pen when you need it most.
I made a pledge to drink more water, so now I’m considering a career as a human aquarium.
I’m so committed to my pledge to lose weight that I’ve started a gym for mosquitoes.
My pledge to exercise daily lasts until I see a donut.
I pledged to be more organized, but I can’t find the list of things I need to do.
I pledged to be more organized, but then I couldn’t find where I wrote down my pledge.
My pledge to eat healthier starts tomorrow…after I finish this pizza.
I made a pledge to stop eating junk food, but then I discovered the joy of double cheeseburgers.
My pledge to you is as reliable as my Wi-Fi connection during a thunderstorm.
I made a pledge to stop overthinking, but then I remembered I haven’t done laundry in two weeks.
My pledge to be more patient lasted until I got stuck behind a slow driver.
I pledged to never text and drive, so now I just crash into people the old-fashioned way.
Why did the bread go to therapy? It had commitment issues and needed help fulfilling its pledge to become toast!
I pledge to stop talking about politics…as soon as everyone agrees with me.
I pledged to give up sweets, but then someone told me that chocolate comes from cocoa… which is a vegetable.
Why did the comedian refuse to take the pledge? Because he didn’t want to be bound by any jokes!
My pledge to stop eating junk food lasted until I found a hidden stash in my pantry.
I made a pledge to start saving money, but then I discovered online shopping.
My pledge to diet starts tomorrow… or maybe the day after tomorrow.
I pledge to drink more water… as soon as I finish this gallon of coffee.
Why did the athlete refuse to take the pledge? Because he preferred to run free and break records!
My pledge is to find the perfect balance between Netflix binging and pretending to have a social life.
What do you call a pledge who is afraid of the dark? A candlelight pledger!
I pledged to eat healthier, but then I saw a donut.
I pledge to never take the elevator again, unless it’s going up.
I pledged to stop telling cheesy jokes, but I couldn’t resist this one-liner about pledges.
Why did the fly refuse to join the Pledge of Allegiance? It didn’t want to be stuck in a patriotic web.
I pledged to save money, but it’s hard when Amazon knows my credit card number by heart.
My pledge to eat less sugar lasted until I spotted a donut. Oops!
Why did the pledge bring a pillow to the library? Because they were pledging to have a nap-tastic time reading!
I pledge allegiance to snacks, chips, and dip, until my waistband gives out.
I pledged to exercise every day, but my bed heard me and laughed uncontrollably.
I pledged to lose weight, so I gave up my gym membership and joined a bakery.
My pledge to stop buying useless things lasted until I walked into a dollar store.
I pledged to stop eating junk food, but then Taco Tuesday came along.
My pledge to exercise more lasted about as long as a TikTok video.
My pledge to save money is going strong; I’ve successfully avoided all those “Buy one, get one free” deals.
I pledge to become a multitasking expert: procrastinating and pretending to be busy at the same time.
I pledged to be more organized, but my desk decided to rebel against that idea.
I have a pledge to be less sarcastic, but let’s be honest, that’s never going to happen.
My pledge to give up chocolate is as strong as my willpower… which is not at all!
My pledge to exercise more lasted as long as my New Year’s resolution… a few minutes!
I pledged to learn a new language, but I can barely remember my own name sometimes.
My pledge to be more adventurous led me to try kale chips. Now I pledge to never be adventurous again.
Why did the skeleton refuse to take the pledge? Because he had no guts!
Why did the book join the Pledge of Allegiance? It wanted to make a good cover impression.
I pledged to go on a diet, but then I saw a pizza and that was the end of that.
I pledge to stop procrastinating… starting next week.
I pledge to stop procrastinating…just as soon as I finish binge-watching this entire TV series.
I pledge to never RSVP “maybe” to a wedding invitation.
I pledged to be more organized, but then I couldn’t find the paper with my resolutions.
My pledge to procrastinate less lasted about as long as a Snapchat story.
I pledged to be more productive, but then I realized rewatching my favorite TV shows was a full-time job too.
I pledged to keep my room clean, but then I found out that dust is just a protective coating for furniture.
I pledged to be more organized, but my life is still a beautiful mess.
I’m on a pledge to stop making puns, but I’m finding it punbearable.
When it comes to cooking, my pledge is to always follow the recipe… unless it involves kale!
I pledged to go to the gym every day… and then I realized I could just buy bigger clothes.
Why did the dog join the Pledge of Allegiance? It wanted to paw-ticipate in something patriotic.
I pledged to save money, but then Amazon Prime happened.
I pledged to get more sleep, but then I discovered that my bed is a portal to the world of Netflix.
I pledge to never ask someone for their Netflix password and then proceed to binge-watch without them.
I made a pledge to drink more water, but then I discovered the wonders of coffee.
My pledge to you is that I’ll never make a pledge I can’t keep.
I pledge to never attempt to parallel park during rush hour.
My pledge is to never run out of sarcastic comebacks, even in the most serious situations.
I pledge to stop telling bad jokes, but I’m not joking about it.
I made a pledge to wake up early, but my snooze button and I have become best friends.
I pledged to give up procrastination, but I’ll start working on it later.
I pledge to always remember where I left my keys…eventually.
My pledge to save money lasted as long as my online shopping cart’s checkout process.
I pledged to save money, but then realized I can’t even save my phone from dropping in the toilet.
My pledge to stop procrastinating starts tomorrow.
I made a pledge to learn a new language, but now I’m fluent in sarcasm instead.
I pledged to stop buying clothes, but then I saw a sale and my pledge went out the window… along with my money.
Why did the scarecrow become a politician? Because it promised to uphold the pledge of hay-bility!
I pledge to always be honest, except when I’m playing poker.
I pledge to stop procrastinating…tomorrow.
I pledged to exercise every day, but my bed made a counteroffer I couldn’t refuse.
Why did the magician join the Pledge of Allegiance? He wanted to make his patriotism disappear and reappear whenever he pleased.
I made a pledge to be more organized, but my desk laughed at me and continued to pile up papers.
I pledged to be more organized, but my to-do list is now just a “wishful thinking” list.
I pledge to never make a pledge that I can’t break.
I made a pledge to always have a clean house, but my laundry is still doing its own thing.
My pledge to you is that I’ll always be there to hold the door when you have your hands full.
I’m on a pledge to avoid taking pledges that require effort or commitment.
My pledge to exercise more is going great; I did a sit-up yesterday and I haven’t been able to get up since.
I was going to make a pledge to lose weight, but then I realized my love for pizza is too deep to break.
What did the cat say when it took the pledge? “I solemnly swear to always land on my feet, no matter what!”
My pledge to be more eco-friendly: I recycle jokes instead of plastic.
What did the skeleton say when he took the pledge? “I solemnly swear to be a funny bone at all times!”
I made a pledge to exercise more, but it turns out “exercise” is just a fancy word for “sweating.”
I pledge to save money by not buying anything… unless it’s on sale.
I pledged to stop buying unnecessary things, but then I saw a sale on “unnecessary things” and couldn’t resist.
I pledged to be more patient, but the person in front of me at the grocery store had 20 coupons.
My pledge to exercise more often lasted as long as a Snapchat story.
What did the pledge say when asked if he would donate his organs? “Sure, I’ll give you my liver… but only if you promise to keep it in the fridge!”
My pledge to save money: held up until I saw that irresistible sale.
I pledged to stop eating chips… tomorrow.
My pledge to avoid junk food crumbled faster than a potato chip.
I pledged to learn a new language, but all I’ve mastered is emoji.
Why did the politician refuse to sign the pledge? He didn’t want to put his pen to paper.
I pledge to stop overthinking…I’ll start tomorrow…maybe…wait, should I really stop?
My pledge to go on a diet lasted as long as a Snapchat story.
I took a pledge to save water by not showering… but my friends said it was a pretty “foul” idea.
I’ve taken a pledge to avoid procrastination, but I’ll start on it tomorrow.
I pledge allegiance to snacks, and to the deliciousness for which they stand.
I pledged to lose weight this year, but it keeps finding me!
My pledge to save money lasted until I walked past a shoe store.
I pledged to be punctual, but my watch is always fashionably late.
My pledge for financial success: I’ve invested all my money in the “sarcasm” industry.
I pledged to read more books, but Netflix keeps recommending amazing shows.
I pledge to never use “Reply All” unless it’s absolutely necessary…or to spam my coworkers with cat videos.
I pledged to be more organized, but my thoughts are in a constant state of chaos.
My pledge to diet starts tomorrow… but I’ll need a cheat day first.
I pledged to save money, but then I discovered online shopping.
I’m not lazy, I’m just on a pledge of inactivity.
I made a pledge to stop overthinking, but now I can’t stop thinking about it.
I pledged to be more punctual, but my alarm clock seems to have a vendetta against me.
My pledge to go to bed early was overruled by Netflix’s “Next Episode” button.
My pledge to never take a nap during the day lasted until I sat on the couch.
What did the math teacher say when she took the pledge? “I vow to always subtract the negative and multiply the positive!”
I pledge to always keep an emergency stash of snacks, because you never know when hunger will strike.
I took a pledge to save money, but then online shopping happened.
I pledge to always return the favor, but only if it involves eating cake.
Why did the pledge join a band? Because they wanted to pledge their musical talents!
Why did the pledge bring a map to the movie theater? To pledge his allegiance to finding the best seat!
Why did the musician take the pledge? Because he wanted to hit all the right notes in life!
I made a pledge to quit overthinking, but my brain thought that was a terrible idea.
My pledge to eat healthier quickly crumbled like a cookie in milk.
I pledge to always be honest, but I promise to lie if you ask me how old I am.
I pledged to go to the gym every day, but my couch had a better argument.
I pledged to stop eating fast food, so now I just eat it very slowly.
My pledge is to never take life too seriously, unless it’s a pizza delivery.
I made a pledge to never eat more than one slice of pizza, but I folded on that promise.
My pledge to go to bed early is like my New Year’s resolution – something I pretend to do for a week and then forget about completely.
Why did the pencil refuse to join the Pledge of Allegiance? It didn’t want to be led by a Sharpie.

Pledge Dad Jokes

Pledge dad jokes are the ultimate form of humor that melds together word play and hilarity in a way that can make anyone simultaneously groan and chuckle.

They are the perfect kind of jokes that are so awful, they become absolutely brilliant.

These jokes are ideal for fraternity gatherings, club meetings, or simply to light up the room with laughter during a regular conversation.

Get ready for the eye rolls.

Below are some of the funniest pledge dad jokes that will surely tickle your funny bone:

Why did the flag feel nervous during the Pledge of Allegiance? Because it was standing in front of a large crowd!
Why did the pledge bring a ladder to the library? It wanted to climb the shelves of knowledge!
Why did the pledge join the marching band? To learn how to pledge allegiance in perfect rhythm!
Why did the bottle of shampoo pledge to always be there for you? Because it wanted to be your constant conditioner!
Why did the door hesitate before making a pledge? It didn’t want to open itself up to disappointment!
Why did the pledge join the choir? Because it wanted to make a melodious pledge of dedication!
Why did the pledge become a tour guide? Because he wanted to show everyone the best sights and sounds of pledging!
Why did the pledge become a weather forecaster? They always knew when it was going to rain!
What did the pledge say to the flagpole? “You raise me up!”
Why did the pledge join the gym? To exercise its rights.
Why did the clock always arrive early to class? Because it Pledged to always be on time.
What did the Pledge of Allegiance say to the American flag on its birthday? “I’m waving with pride today!”
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake…
What do you call a pledge who’s always prepared? A pledge-along!
Why did the pledge bring a key to the party? Because he wanted to unlock all the amazing opportunities within the fraternity!
What did the pledge say when he finally passed his exam? “It’s a pledge-asure!”
Why did the pledge become a musician? Because they could always hit the high notes!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance become a firefighter? Because it wanted to extinguish all doubts about its loyalty!
Why did the pledge go to art school? Because they wanted to brush up on their skills!
Why did the flag go to school? To get a little “pledge”ucation!
Why did the pledge always carry a map? Because they were determined to navigate their way to success!
Why did the pledge become a chef? He wanted to “pledge” his love for cooking!
Why did the school supply cabinet take the Pledge of Allegiance? It wanted to show its support for organized storage!
What did the pledge say when he couldn’t find his pledge pin? “I’ve misplaced my pledge of allegiance!”
Why did the pencil ask the flag to be its pledge partner? Because together, they could make an erasable commitment!
What did the pledge say when he saw a spider? “I pledge to conquer my fear!”
Why did the pledge go to the bank? They wanted to make a deposit for their future success!
Why did the teacher bring a ladder to the classroom? Because she wanted to reach for the high Pledge.
What did the Pledge of Allegiance say to the patriotic student? “I pledge my allegiance, but please don’t smudge me!”
Why did the pencil refuse to pledge its loyalty? Because it didn’t want to be lead astray!
Why did the student pledge to study harder? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
Why did the pencil take the Pledge of Allegiance? Because it wanted to lead a “write”eous life!
Why did the teacher always carry a broom to class? Because she wanted to sweep the students off their feet with her pledge!
Why did the math book always get good grades? Because it always Pledged to solve problems.
Why did the pledge bring a ladder to the fraternity house? Because they wanted to climb the ranks!
Why did the pledge bring a calculator to the fraternity house? Because he wanted to count on his brothers for support!
Why did the pledge study so hard? He wanted to make a pledge to his education!
Why did the pledge become a tree surgeon? It wanted to branch out and make a different kind of pledge!
Why did the pledge always carry a pen and paper? In case they needed to take a pledge of notes!
What do you call a pledge that has been sitting for too long? A “stale”mate!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance join a comedy club? It loved cracking jokes about loyalty and honor!
Why did the pledge refuse to wear a hat? Because he didn’t want anything to come between him and his pledge of allegiance!
Why did the broom refuse to make a pledge? Because it was tired of sweeping commitments under the rug!
Why did the pledge become a chef? Because they wanted to pledge-ase everyone’s taste buds!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance go to the gym? To stay fit and keep its stripes in shape!
Why did the flag wear sunglasses to the Pledge of Allegiance? Because it wanted to show its star-spangled shades of patriotism!
Why did the broom refuse to take the Pledge of Allegiance? Because it didn’t want to sweep away its independence!
Why did the pledge become a baker? Because it wanted to knead dough-mestic commitment!
Why did the music teacher conduct the Pledge of Allegiance? Because they wanted to make sure everyone was in tune with their patriotism!
How does the Pledge of Allegiance invite someone to a party? “Flag me down if you want to have a star-spangled good time!”
What did the Pledge of Allegiance say when it was offered a spot in a prestigious university? “I’m honored to accept this esteemed admission!”
What did the pledge say when he couldn’t find his keys? “I pledge to keep better track of them!”
Why did the pledge become a carpenter? Because he was committed to nailing every task!
Why did the pledge become a gardener? They always wanted to sow the seeds of success!
Why did the pledge become a teacher? Because he wanted to educate people on the importance of keeping their word!
What’s a pledge’s favorite dessert? Pledgenut butter cookies!
Why did the soccer ball pledge to always be on target? Because it didn’t want to goal-ssip around!
Why did the pledge become a locksmith? They loved unlocking new opportunities!
What did the pledge say when he finished a puzzle? “I pledge to always solve life’s challenges!”
Why did the broom go to school? Because it wanted to clean up its act and become a pledge!
Why did the pledge bring a hammer to the party? Because he wanted to nail his performance during the talent show!
Why did the flag bring a stapler to the Pledge of Allegiance? Because it wanted to be well red, white, and glued!
Why did the pledge become a chef? They knew how to knead success into every dish!
How does the Pledge like its eggs? Devotedly!
Why did the pledge always bring an umbrella? He made a “rain or shine” pledge!
Why did the pledge go to the gym? To make a pledge of getting in shape!
Why did the coffee mug pledge to always hold its ground? Because it didn’t want to be taken for granted!
Why did the tomato sauce pledge to be the best condiment? Because it wanted to ketchup to its competition!
What did the Pledge of Allegiance say when it was asked if it wanted to go on a road trip? “I’m flagging down that opportunity!”
Why did the broom join the Pledge of Allegiance? Because it wanted to sweep the nation!
Why did the pledge start a bakery? They loved to rise to the occasion!
Why did the pledge get a tattoo? It wanted to permanently show its commitment to writing!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance always win debates? Because it had a flagrant way with words!
Why did the couch join the Pledge of Allegiance? Because it wanted to be a cushion for the national anthem!
Why did the computer pledge to always be reliable? Because it didn’t want to crash and burn!
Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? Because it couldn’t make a good pledge without its mistakes being corrected!
Why did the pledge become a musician? Because they wanted to compose a pledge of great songs!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance go to the bank? To pledge its allegiance to a higher interest rate!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance make a great baker? Because it always measured up to expectations!
What do you call a group of Pledge enthusiasts? A pledge of allegiance!
What did the flag say when it made a pledge? “I’m ready to stand tall and wave my commitment proudly!”
Why did the pledge take a nap during the meeting? It needed to catch up on its ZZZ-pledges!
What did the Pledge of Allegiance say to the flag? “I’m always here for you, waving with pride!”
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance become a gardener? It enjoyed nurturing patriotism from the ground up!
Why did the pledge of allegiance skip lunch? Because it wanted to save its appetite for freedom!
Why did the math book refuse to say the pledge of allegiance? Because it had too many problems with the system!
Why did the math book pledge to be the best in the class? Because it wanted to be a number one textbook!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance always have a perfect attendance record? Because it never wanted to flag behind!
What did the Pledge of Allegiance say to the other pledges? “Let’s stand together and pledge our allegiance to a brighter future!”
Why did the flag bring a mirror to the Pledge of Allegiance? Because it wanted to reflect on its patriotism!
Why did the flag take the Pledge of Allegiance on a date? Because it wanted to show it could be a flag-bearer!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired…
Why did the pencil always do well on tests? Because it always Pledged to write down the correct answers.
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance excel in mathematics? Because it knew how to add up its loyalty!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance get a promotion at work? Because it was always pledging its allegiance to excellence!
Why did the pledge become an artist? Because they wanted to pledge-tray the beauty of the world through their paintings!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance start taking music lessons? It wanted to harmonize its patriotism!
Why did the pledge become a detective? Because he had a knack for uncovering hidden truths!
What do you call a pledge with a cold? A sneeze and a pledge.
Why did the pledge become a firefighter? Because he was always ready to extinguish any doubts!
Why did the pencil refuse to make a pledge? It didn’t want to draw any attention to itself!
Why did the pledge become a banker? Because he believed in making good investments, starting with his promises!
Why did the pledge of allegiance wear sunglasses? Because it didn’t want to be flagged for looking too bright!
Why did the man bring a ladder to the Pledge of Allegiance? Because he wanted to raise the bar!
Why did the pledge become a gardener? Because he wanted to watch his commitment grow from a little seed to a strong pledge!
Why did the broom refuse to pledge its allegiance? Because it was too swept up in its own problems!
What did the teacher say to the messy student? Clean up your act, it’s time to pledge allegiance to cleanliness!
Why did the pledge join a baking class? Because he wanted to learn how to make the best pledge of dough-nuts!
What do you call a pledge that gets lost? A missing ink!
Why did the cookie go to school? Because it wanted to Pledge its allegiance to the lunchbox.
Why did the flag start a band? Because it wanted to be a “pledge”endary rockstar!
Why did the flag wear sunglasses during the Pledge of Allegiance? Because it was too bright for it to “sea” the audience!
Why did the pledge bring a tape measure to the party? To measure his pledge of loyalty!
Why did the pledge never make it as a musician? Because he couldn’t keep a good rhythm with his cleaning supplies!
Why did the Pledge become a comedian? It had a knack for making people laugh their allegiance off!
Why did the pledge go to the bakery? He wanted to make a loaf of bread his pledge sister!
What did the scissors say after making a pledge? “I promise to always cut straight to the point!”
Why did the pledge take a job at the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough!
Why did the pledge bring a pen to the fraternity house? Because he wanted to write his own success story within the brotherhood!
Why did the pledge bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to get lost in patriotism.
Why did the pledge bring a broom to the party? Because it wanted to sweep everyone off their feet with its commitment!
How did the clock feel after making a pledge? Second hand embarrassment!
Why did the Pledge become a detective? It wanted to solve the case of the missing loyalty!
Why did the school call the pledge of allegiance to the principal’s office? Because it was accused of being too patriotic!
Why did the pledge bring a pillow to the chapter meeting? To pledge allegiance in comfort!
Why did the pledge bring a plant to the fraternity house? Because he wanted to pledge his allegiance to nature!
Why did the student bring a pencil to the Pledge of Allegiance? Because he wanted to dot his “I’s” and cross his “T’s”!
Why did the backpack get in trouble? Because it didn’t Pledge to carry all the necessary books.
Why did the pledge bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to reach new heights with his dance moves!
What did the pledge say when he spilled his drink? “I pledge to be more careful next time!”
Why did the carpet maker refuse to make a pledge? Because he was tired of getting walked all over!
Why did the cleaning supplies make a pledge? They wanted to wipe away any doubts about their dedication!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance start a band? Because it wanted to make some patriotic tunes!
Why did the pledge always carry a map? Because he didn’t want to swear in the wrong direction!
What did the flag say to the classroom when they began the Pledge of Allegiance? “Stand up for what you believe in, or I’ll wave my true colors!”
Why did the broom get elected class president? Because it swept the competition!
Why did the pencil fail to make a good pledge? It couldn’t stay sharp for long!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance go to therapy? Because it had commitment issues!
Why did the pledge become a chef? Because he was determined to cook up some tasty pledges!
Why did the pledge become a teacher? Because he wanted to make sure everyone knew the Pledge of Allegiance!
Why was the Pledge of Allegiance never good at baking? It always refused to follow the recipe!
Why did the pledge bring a flashlight to the fraternity house? Because he wanted to shine bright like a star during initiation!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance always get chosen for sports teams? Because it was a flag-ship player!
What did one pledge say to the other? “Let’s stick together and never flag.” .
Why did the pledge of allegiance go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling very flag-tastic!
Why was the flag so confident during the Pledge of Allegiance? Because it knew it was “flag”tastic!
Why did the pen feel guilty after making a pledge? Because it knew it couldn’t keep its ink-redible promises!
What did the teacher say to the misbehaving student during the Pledge of Allegiance? “I pledge of a detention!”
Why did the flag apologize during the Pledge of Allegiance? It realized it was “flagging” behind on its patriotism!
Why did the pledge bring a camera to the fundraiser? To capture the moment when everyone fulfills their pledge!
What do you call a pledge who can’t tie a knot? A not-so-tied-down pledge!
Why did the pledge go to therapy? Because it couldn’t make a strong commitment!
Why did the student bring a dictionary to the Pledge of Allegiance? Because he wanted to define his loyalty!
Why did the pledge become a comedian? Because they wanted to pledge-alleviate everyone’s stress with laughter!
Why did the paperclip become the class treasurer? Because it Pledged to hold all the important documents together.
How did the pledge stop his shirt from wrinkling? He made a “smooth” ironing pledge!
Why did the pledge bring a magnifying glass to the meeting? Because he wanted to focus on every detail of his pledge!
Why did the scarecrow become the class president? Because he promised to Pledge his loyalty to the school.
Why did the pledge become a gardener? Because he wanted to make sure all the plants were well-rooted!
Why did the pledge become a doctor? Because they wanted to pledge-icate their life to helping others!
Why did the pledge bring a ladder to the fraternity house? To reach the higher pledge class!
What do you call a pledge that’s always on time? A punc-pledge-ual!
Why did the pledge refuse to clean the house? Because it didn’t want to make a pledge of cleanliness!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright…
Why did the clock refuse to say the Pledge of Allegiance? It felt like time was ticking away its freedom!
What did the pledge say to the door-to-door salesman? Sorry, I can’t make any more pledges, I’m all pledged out!
Why did the Pledge start a band? It wanted to make a harmonious commitment!
Why did the pledge become a detective? They always took their investigations very seriously!
Why did the pledge bring a calculator to the fraternity house? Because they wanted to pledge-count their way to the top!
Why did the pledge get a ticket? It was driving without a flag.
Why did the pledge become an athlete? Because he always ran the extra mile for his commitments!
Why did the pencil bring a ladder to school? Because it wanted to be a high achiever…
Why did the pledge take up gardening? It wanted to sow its patriotic seeds.
What did the Pledge say to the flag? “I vow to always be by your side!”
Why did the pledge bring a pillow to the party? Because he wanted to rest assured that he made the right choice in joining the fraternity!
What’s a pledge’s favorite type of music? Pledge rock ‘n’ roll!
Why was the Pledge of Allegiance so good at math? It always knew how to “count” on everyone!
Why did the flag always win at poker? Because it was great at raising the stake!
What do you call a pledge who becomes a detective? An investi-pledge-tor!
Why did the pledge go to the doctor? It had a case of writer’s cramp!
Why did the pledge bring a ladder to the fraternity house? Because it wanted to reach new heights of commitment!
Why did the eraser become the teacher’s favorite student? Because it always Pledged to correct mistakes.
Why did the pledge always carry a pen? Because it wanted to sign its commitment wherever it went!
Why did the gum bring a tissue to the Pledge of Allegiance? Because it wanted to show its patriotic chew-s!
Why did the pledge become a gardener? Because it wanted to cultivate a blooming commitment to nature!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance become a weather forecaster? It loved forecasting sunny days of loyalty!
Why did the flag go to school early? Because it wanted to be at the head of the pole class!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance always carry a pen and paper? It wanted to take notes on its promises!
Why did the desk chair refuse to say the Pledge of Allegiance? Because it wanted to remain seat-neutral!
What did the Pledge say to the pencil? “Let’s write a commitment together!”
What did the pledge say when asked about its dedication? “I’m fully on-board and ready to pledge my allegiance!”
Why did the math teacher always say the Pledge of Allegiance loudly? Because he wanted to get his point across!
What did the teacher say when the student forgot to turn in their pledge form? “You’ve gotta be sheet-ing me!”
Why did the broom always get called on in class? Because it always Pledged to clean up after itself.
What did the pencil say to the pledge? “You’re write for me!”
Why did the skeleton refuse to say the Pledge of Allegiance? He didn’t have the guts!
Why was the Pledge of Allegiance always a great student? Because it never skipped a class!

Pledge Jokes for Kids

Pledge jokes for kids are like the unexpected plot twist in a funny cartoon—surprising, thought-provoking, and always a hit with the curious young minds.

These jokes give kids an engaging way to understand the idea of commitments and promises, nurturing a sense of responsibility mixed with the joy of laughter.

Moreover, pledge jokes for kids have the added advantage of making the concept of promises more relatable and fun, turning the everyday act of making a pledge into a source of laughter and amusement.

Ready for some wholesome and educational fun?

Here are the jokes that’ll have them giggling over their pledges:

What do you call it when a superhero makes a promise? A cape-able Pledge!
Why did the football player take the pledge seriously? Because they wanted to be a good “team” player!
A graphite alliance!
What do you call a promise from a tree? A pledge-o!
Why did the soccer player make a pledge? Because he wanted to score goals and be a champion!
What do you call it when a teacher makes a promise to their students? A classroom Pledge!
Why did the math book take the Pledge? It wanted to be counted on!
Why did the pledge carry a map to school? Because it wanted to navigate through all the challenges!
Why did the pencil go to school? To get a good “write” Pledge!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance go to the doctor? It had too many “I’s” and not enough “we’s”!
A super promise!
Why did the teddy bear refuse to say the Pledge? It didn’t want to bear the responsibility!
Why did the pledge always carry a backpack? Because it wanted to be fully committed to learning!
What do you call a pledge who loves to dance? A twinkle-toes commitment!
Why did the computer pledge to always be fast? Because it didn’t want to keep anyone waiting!
Why did the book make a pledge? Because it wanted to cover all the chapters of knowledge!
Why did the ruler always keep its pledge? Because it liked to measure up to its promises!
Why did the pledge wear a superhero cape? Because it wanted to save the day with knowledge!
Why did the backpack raise its hand during the pledge? Because it wanted to be a good pack-leader!
Why did the clock pledge to always be on time? Because it didn’t want to waste a second!
Why did the pencil keep making promises? Because it was always on point!
What did the pencil say when it made a mistake during the pledge? “Oops, I “erased” my lines!”
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts Pledge!
What did the flag say when it took the pledge? “I’m feeling flag-tastic!”
Why did the flag always keep its promise? Because it was “flag”matic about being truthful!
Why did the pledge bring a plant to school? Because it wanted to grow and learn every day!
What did the pledge say to the chalkboard? “I promise to always stay erasable!”
What’s a cat’s favorite part of the school day? The pledge-meow!
Why did the pencil break the pledge? Because it couldn’t resist the temptation to draw!
Why did the flag bring a pencil to school? To “flag” down the correct answers during the Pledge quiz!
Why did the flag pledge to always wave? Because it wanted to show its true colors!
What did the pledge say to the teacher when asked to recite the Pledge of Allegiance? “I pledge allegiance to the funny jokes of the classroom!”
Why did the eraser sign the pledge? Because it wanted to correct any mistakes and always do better!
How did the tree feel during the Pledge of Allegiance? Rooted for the country!
Why did the Pledge Club members make great detectives? They were always good at solving pledge-mas!
Why did the computer go to the Pledge meeting? It wanted to pledge its support for CTRL+ALT+DEL!
What do you call a pledge that loves math? A ‘multiply’ed commitment!
Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing Pledge!
What did the ruler say to the pledge? “Measure up to your promises!”
Why did the pledge bring a magnifying glass to the science fair? Because it wanted to focus on discovering new things!
What kind of phone can’t make a pledge? A broken telephone!
What did one flag say to the other flag? “I pledge allegiance to the fried!”
What did the patriotic cookie say during the Pledge of Allegiance? “I’m in dough-nation to this country!”
Why did the soccer ball become a pledge? It wanted to kick-start acts of kindness!
Why did the tomato turn red during the Pledge? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the pencil refuse to write the pledge? Because it didn’t want to make a “lead”ing commitment!
What did one flag say to the other during the Pledge ceremony? “You raise me up!”
What did the flag say to the wind? Don’t make me lose my pledge!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear Pledge!
Why did the teddy bear become a pledge? It wanted to bear witness to kindness!
A chilly commitment!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field Pledge!
Why did the cookie take the pledge? Because it wanted to crumble with kindness!
Why did the eraser pledge to always fix mistakes? Because it believed in second chances!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a “virus” Pledge!
Why did the cookie pledge to always be sweet? Because it didn’t want to crumble under pressure!
It was afraid of making mistakes!
Why did the pledge go to the bakery? To get a roll in their commitment!
Why did the book join the pledge? Because it wanted to show its spine and dedication!
Why was the student’s pledge so messy? Because they used a pen-cil instead of a pencil!
What did the ocean say to the beach? “I pledge to bring you waves of fun and laughter!”
Why did the puppet sign the pledge? Because it wanted to be a real boy scout!
Because it was tired of making promises!
Why did the pencil go to the Pledge meeting? It wanted to sharpen its commitment!
What do you call a tree that makes a promise? A pledge-wood!
Why did the book become friends with the pledge? Because they were always on the same page!
Why did the book pledge to always stay open? Because it wanted to spread knowledge!
Why did the lamp join the pledge? It wanted to shine a light on good deeds!
Why did the math book love the pledge? It had a lot of problems to solve!
Why did the flag make a pledge to always stay high? Because it didn’t want to be flagged down!
What did the flag say to the wind? “I pledge to wave at you every day!”
What did the flag say when it won an award for the best Pledge recitation? “I’m feeling flag-tastic!”
Why did the Pledge start doing yoga? It wanted to be flexible in its commitment!
What did the student say when they couldn’t remember the pledge? “I guess I need to “pledge”iance to my memory!”
Why did the car make a pledge? Because it wanted to be a “wheel-y” good citizen!
What kind of bird always keeps its promises? An Owl-ways Pledge!
Why did the ruler pledge to always measure accurately? Because it wanted to be the ruler of all measurements!
It was flag-struck!
What do you call a pledge that becomes a pirate? A “seas” pledge!
Why did the pledge bring an umbrella to the party? To show its dedication, come rain or shine!
What do you call a pledge that never breaks a promise? A super-pledge!
Why did the backpack pledge to always carry heavy loads? Because it wanted to support its friends!
Why did the computer take the pledge? Because it wanted to be virus-free and always keep its word!
Why did the clock bring a flag to school? To show its allegiance during the pledge of time!
Why did the bookshelf attend the Pledge ceremony? It wanted to show its support for literature!
Why did the computer take the Pledge? It wanted to be committed to memory!
It was flag-tastic!
Why did the leaf join the pledge? It wanted to turn over a new leaf!
Why did the math book join the pledge club? It wanted to improve its “add-vanced” skills!
What did the flag say to the wind during the pledge? “Hold on tight, I’m flagging you down!”
Why did the pencil always make a pledge at school? Because it wanted to lead the way!
By measuring up to the task!
Why did the banana refuse to sign the pledge? Because it wanted to stay appealing to everyone!
Why did the dolphin want to say the Pledge? It wanted to make a splash in patriotism!
Why did the math book always keep its pledge? Because it was committed to keeping its pages together!
Why did the computer make a pledge? Because it wanted to process information at lightning speed!
Why did the clock make a pledge? Because it wanted to make every second count!
What do you call a pledge who loves to tell jokes? A comedy-pledge-ionist!
Why did the soccer ball refuse to take the pledge? Because it believed in “goal-less” living!
How do you turn a pledge into a superhero? Just add a cape and call them “Captain Pledge”!
Why did the math book always keep its promise? Because it never faltered in its pledge!
What do you call a pledge with a great sense of humor? A pledge-tastic jokester!
Why did the computer refuse to make a pledge? Because it didn’t want to take a byte out of its schedule!
Why did the clock always recite the Pledge of Allegiance on time? It was a real second-amendment!
What did one pencil say to the other during the pledge? “Let’s stay sharp and make our mark!”
What do you call it when you make a promise to a slice of bread? A sandwich Pledge!
Why did the Pledge Club decide to go camping? They wanted to practice pitching tents!
Why did the toothbrush say the Pledge? It wanted to brush up on its patriotism!
Why did the crayon refuse to take the pledge? It wanted to color outside the lines!
Why did the computer go to school early? To pledge its support for education!
Why did the dictionary go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling wordy!
What did the flag say to the flagpole during the Pledge of Allegiance? “I salute your support!”
Why did the scarecrow take the pledge? It wanted to prove it had straw-nge loyalty!
Why did the clock promise to be on time? Because it didn’t want to be ticked off!
Why did the music notes always participate in the pledge? They were always on the same scale!
What did the pen say to the pencil during the Pledge ceremony? “We’re in this write together!”
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything Pledge!
What do you call it when the American flag takes a nap? A “pledge”e of allegiance!
Why did the pencil refuse to say the Pledge? It didn’t want to “lead” a false statement!
Why did the Pledge Club members always have a great time at parties? Because they knew how to pledge and have fun!
Why did the clown take the Pledge? Because they wanted to be jolly and jest-ful!
What did the pledge say to the flag? “I’m going to stick with you forever!”
Why did the book join a club? It wanted to take the reading pledge!
Why did the book join the pledge? It wanted to open up new chapters of generosity!
How did the flag make a promise to the sky? It said, “I pledge to always fly high!”
Why did the eraser join the pledge club? It wanted to rub out bad habits!
Why did the pledge take a suitcase to the playground? Because it was ready to embark on a fun adventure!
What do you call a pledge made by a basketball? A free throw!
Why did the loaf of bread recite the Pledge? It wanted to rise to the occasion!
Why did the cell phone join the Pledge meeting? It wanted to demonstrate its cellular commitment!
What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!” Pledge!
What did the notebook say to the pencil during the pledge ceremony? “Let’s “write” our names in history!”
Why did the soccer player take the Pledge? Because they wanted to be goal-oriented!
Why did the bee say the Pledge? It wanted to be a buzz-worthy citizen!
I’m ready to write my future!
What did the flag say to the wind during the pledge ceremony? “I’m “flag”gered by your gusty moves!”
What did one flag say to the other flag? Nothing, it just waved! Pledge!
Why was the math book hesitant to join the Pledge Club? It was afraid of fractions!
What do you get when you cross a pledge with a rainbow? A colorful commitment!
What did one pledge say to the other during a race? “I pledge to cross the finish line first!”
What did the flag say to the wind during the Pledge of Allegiance? “Don’t blow my cover!”
What do you call a pledge who loves to solve puzzles? A “mind” pledge!
Why did the math book refuse to make a pledge? It didn’t want to commit to any problems!
Why did the lunchbox take the pledge? Because it wanted to keep food fresh and tasty for all!
Why did the globe pledge to always spin? Because it wanted to keep the world moving!
Why did the pledge become a chef? Because it wanted to cook up a big commitment!
Why was the flag always so polite? Because it knew the importance of “pledge”ing respect!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems Pledge!
Why did the eraser make a pledge? Because it wanted to correct its mistakes!
What did one pencil say to the other pencil? You’re looking sharp!
Why did the flag go to school? To learn how to pledge allegiance!
What did the superhero say to the city? “I pledge to protect you from all evil and be your guardian!”
Why did the teacher always wear a tie? Because it was his pledge of allegiance to looking smart!
Why did the tree ask for a pen? Because it wanted to sign a pledge to protect the environment!
Why did the student bring a broom to school? To clean up after the Pledge!
What did the cookie say to the cookie jar when it took the pledge? “I’ll always have your back, Jar!”
Why did the flag wear sunglasses during the pledge ceremony? It was “flagging” for some shade!
Why did the math book refuse to recite the Pledge of Allegiance? It couldn’t count the stars!
What did the school desk say to the student during the Pledge of Allegiance? “Stay seated, I’ve got you covered!”
Why did the teacher bring a broom to the pledge ceremony? To “sweep” everyone off their feet with their patriotism!
Why did the math book refuse to say the Pledge? It wanted to remain fractionally neutral!
Why did the chicken recite the pledge every morning? Because it wanted to be an “eggcellent citizen”!
Why did the pencil go to the party? Because it wanted to be the “pledge of allegiance”!
Why did the flag blush during the Pledge of Allegiance? It was red with patriotism!
What did the tree say to the squirrel? “I pledge to provide you with nuts for years to come!”
Why did the pledge feel so proud? Because it knew it was making a difference!
Why did the book go to the doctor? Because it lost its spine!
What did the pledge say to the computer? “I vow to always be a good byte!”
Why did the computer make a commitment? Because it wanted to excel!
What do you call a pledge made by a superhero? A ‘super’ dedicated promise!
Why did the pencil go to school? To take the Pledge of Pencildom!
Why did the ruler take an oath? Because it wanted to measure up to expectations!
Why did the pledge visit the library every day? Because it wanted to check out new knowledge!
Why did the magician recite the Pledge? He wanted to make his words disappear!
Because it wanted to be byte-ful!
Why did the teacher take away the Pledge of Allegiance? It was causing too many “pledge-a-lanches” in the classroom!
Why did the scarecrow refuse to say the Pledge? He was all strawed out!
Why did the kite refuse to recite the Pledge of Allegiance? It wanted to fly freely instead!
Why did the scissors make a commitment? Because it wanted to cut through all obstacles!
What do you call a pledge written in disappearing ink? Invisible commitment!
Why did the student bring a broom to school? Because they wanted to sweep away the Pledge!
What do you call a pledge who can’t stop laughing? A hilarious commitment!
Why did the pen make a pledge? Because it wanted to write a successful story!
Why did the pledge bring a map to school? Because it wanted to navigate its way to success!
Why did the tree refuse to make a pledge? Because it didn’t want to “leaf” its commitments!
What’s a pledge’s favorite type of pizza? Deep dish-Pledge-eroni!
Why did the pencil refuse to sign the pledge? Because it was feeling a little sketchy!
Why did the clock attend the Pledge meeting? It wanted to dedicate its time to the cause!
Why did the backpack promise to carry everything? Because it wanted to shoulder the responsibility!
What did the teacher say to the student who forgot to do their homework? “You’re really not keeping your pledge!”
Why did the flag make a promise? Because it wanted to raise the standard!
Why did the pledge bring a flashlight to the party? Because it wanted to shine bright and make everyone smile!
Why did the flag take a nap? Because it was worn out from all the pledging!
Why did the flag get tired during the pledge ceremony? It’s been “pole”-dancing all day!
Why did the scissors refuse to pledge? It didn’t want to “cut” corners when it came to loyalty!
What did the tree say when it made a pledge? “I’m branching out to do good!”
Why did the ruler go to the party? Because it wanted to measure up to everyone!
What did one pledge say to another when they couldn’t find their way? “Let’s pledge our way out of this!”
Why did the football coach make his team say the Pledge before every game? He wanted them to be fully committed!
Why did the pencil go to the pledge ceremony? Because it wanted to take the “lead”!
Why did the math book fail to recite the pledge? It was too “problem”atic with numbers!
What do you call a pencil with no eraser? Pointless!
Why was the flag so good at public speaking during the Pledge of Allegiance? It had plenty of pole-iticians!
Why did the tree take the pledge? Because it wanted to be a tree-mendous citizen!

Pledge Jokes for Adults

Who says pledge jokes are only for fraternities or sororities?

Pledge jokes for adults are not your typical college humor.

They bring in elements of sophistication, wit, and a sprinkle of boldness, making them perfect for adults who appreciate a healthy dose of laughter with their intellectual conversations.

Think of these jokes as a pledge to bring joy, spark intrigue, and add that zing to your adult gatherings.

These jokes are excellent for corporate retreats, team-building exercises, or even just a casual get-together with friends.

So, let’s raise our glasses and enjoy these pledge jokes meant exclusively for adults:

Why did the sorority pledge get a job at the bank? She wanted to learn how to make a pledge to the vault!
What did the pledge say when they got a job at the bank? “I promise to always make a deposit!”
What do you call a pledge who can play the guitar? Astringent!
Why did the pledge bring a calculator to the fraternity house? They wanted to add up all the fun they were going to have!
What did the pledge say to the procrastinator? “Stop dragging your feet and just do it already!”
Why did the mechanic make a pledge? He vowed to always tighten his bolts!
Why did the pledge bring a shovel to the party? Because he heard it was a groundbreaking event!
What do you call a pledge who can’t keep a secret? A “leak” of confidentiality!
Why did the pledge join a yoga class? They wanted to learn how to bend over backward for their commitments!
What do you call a pledge who can’t stop talking about their favorite sports team? A die-hard fan!
What do you call a pledge made by a procrastinator? A commitment to be made… eventually!
Why did the student pledge allegiance to the math book? Because it had all the answers!
What did the pledge say when they got a bad grade? “I pledge to do better next time!”
Why did the sorority pledge bring a pen and paper to the party? She heard they were having a “Greek” spelling bee!
Why did the pledge join a gym? Because they wanted to “swear” off laziness!
Why did the pledge bring a deck of cards to the party? To play a round of “pledge-poker”!
Why did the pledge become a wedding planner? Because they believed in the power of love and commitment!
Why did the astronaut make a pledge? He promised to always reach for the stars!
Why did the pledge bring a shovel to the meeting? He wanted to dig deep into the issues!
What did the pledge say to their favorite band? “I’m your number one fan, I pledge my support!”
Why did the pledge become an accountant? They wanted to help people “balance” their financial commitments!
What did the pledge say when it couldn’t find its keys? “I pledge to find them!”
Why did the pledge bring a magnifying glass to the library? He wanted to find the smallest detail in every book!
Why did the pledge refuse to eat soup? It was too pledgy!
What did the pledge say when asked why he joined the fraternity? “I wanted to pledge my allegiance to the party life!”
Why did the pledge refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to bet on its pledge of luck!
Why did the pledge join a cooking class? He wanted to learn how to make the perfect pledge pancakes for the fraternity breakfast!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance go on a diet? It wanted to lose some United States!
Why did the pledge refuse to play cards? He didn’t want to be accused of pledging to cheat!
Why did the pledge carry around a pillow? To always be “pledge-comfortable”!
What do you call a pledge made by a book lover? A vow to always turn the page!
Why did the politician refuse to pledge their support? They said, “I have commitment issues!”
Why did the pledge wear sunglasses to the meeting? Because he wanted to show his commitment in shades!
Why did the pledge become a chef? He wanted to serve up some serious pledgeship!
What did the pledge say when asked if they were committed to their New Year’s resolutions? “I pledge to give it my all, at least until February!”
Why did the man bring a ladder to his pledge meeting? Because he wanted to rise to the occasion!
What did the pledge say when his friend asked if he wanted to go skydiving? “I’m all in, I pledge to take the leap!”
Why did the pledge enroll in a yoga class? He wanted to make a commitment to finding inner balance!
Why did the pledge refuse to go to the party? It didn’t want to take a commitment!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance get a speeding ticket? It was moving too fast for Liberty and Justice!
What did the pledge say when asked why they joined the army? “I wanted to be loyal to my country!”
What did the pledge say to the teacher when they forgot to do their homework? “I pledge to never procrastinate again!”
Why did the chef make a pledge? He swore to always knead the dough!
Why did the Pledge want to become a comedian? They loved getting people to stand up and laugh!
Why did the pledge always carry a pen and paper? He wanted to make sure his ideas were well-written!
What did the pledge say to the coffee maker? “I pledge to never be without you!”
Why did the pledge refuse to eat the pizza at the party? He had already pledged his loyalty to burgers!
Why did the pledge bring a calculator to the gym? He wanted to count his gains!
Why did the pledge bring a dictionary to the ceremony? They wanted to define their loyalty!
What did the pledge say when they finally fulfilled all their promises? “I pledge allegiance to my to-do list!”
Why did the pledge start a gardening club? They wanted to sow their commitment and watch it grow!
Why did the pledge bring a fishing rod to the party? He wanted to reel in some compliments!
Why did the pledge refuse to join the knitting club? They said, “I’m not ready to weave my way into that commitment!”
What do you call a pledge who loves to dance? A pledge who’s always pledging the moves!
Why did the pledge refuse to play cards? Because they didn’t want to “bet” on their future!
Why did the pledge refuse to buy a blender? He didn’t want to get caught up in a whirlwind commitment!
Why did the pledge join a gym? He wanted to pledge allegiance to getting fit!
Why did the pledge refuse to join the gym? They didn’t want to make a fitness pledge they couldn’t keep!
What did the pledge say to the teacher? “I promise to always raise my hand!”
Why did the pledge bring a mop to the party? They were ready to clean up and pledge their dedication to the house!
Why did the Pledge become a musician? They loved conducting the national anthem!
What did the pledge say when asked why they never miss a deadline? “I’m always committed to meeting my pledges on time!”
Why did the pledge become a chef? Because he wanted to make pledges that were well-seasoned!
What did the pledge say when asked why they joined a secret society? “I can’t disclose that information!”
Why did the pledge bring a ladder to their wedding? They wanted to make sure they were climbing up the commitment ladder!
What do you call a pledge made by a comedian? A commitment to always deliver the punchline!
Why did the pledge start a garden? Because they wanted to “plant” seeds of success!
Why did the fraternity pledge become a chef? Because he wanted to master the art of pledging allegiance to the kitchen!
What did one pledge say to the other at the party? “Let’s make a toast, but only if it’s with beer!”
Why did the Pledge join the gym? They wanted to get more reps in raising the flag!
What do you call a pledge who can’t remember their lines? A forgetful commitment!
What did the pledge say when he became a politician? “I pledge to serve the people with honesty and integrity!”
Why did the pledge join the gym? He wanted to work out his commitment issues!
Why did the pledge start a garden? He wanted to make a commitment to growing his own vegetables… but ended up with a weed-filled mess!
Why was the Pledge of Allegiance such a great debater? It always had a strong statement!
Why did the pledge take a nap? Because it refused to stand!
What did the pledge say when asked how they were feeling after a long night of hazing? “I’m pled-ged out!”
Why did the pledge get kicked out of the library? It couldn’t keep its “quiet please” promise!
What did the pledge say when asked why they became a lawyer? “I wanted to uphold justice and honor my commitments!”
What did the pledge say when asked about their favorite subject? “I pledge my allegiance to mathematics!”
Why did the pledge go to the gym? He wanted to get in shape for his sorority initiation!
Why did the pledge become a firefighter? Because they wanted to be devoted to saving lives and protecting their community!
Why did the pledge fail the job interview? It couldn’t convince the employer of its commitment skills!
What did the pledge say to the flag on their first date? “I promise to always wave for you!”
Why did the gardener make a pledge? He promised to always dig deep for success!
Why did the pledge go to therapy? It needed help overcoming its fear of commitment!
What did the pledge say when they couldn’t find their pledge pin? “I’ve lost my commitment!”
Why did the pledge start a band? Because they wanted to be a “harmonious pledge”!
What did the pledge say when asked why he became a firefighter? “I pledged to extinguish the flames of danger!”
Why did the pledge become a detective? Because they were dedicated to solving mysteries!
What did one pledge say to the other on their way to a party? “Let’s make a pact to never remember this night!”
What did the pledge say when asked if they were ready to make a long-term commitment? “I’m pledging my heart and soul, but my mind might change!”
Why did the pledge join a gym? Because they wanted to stay true to their fitness goals!
What do you call a pledge who can’t stop talking? A pledge with a lot of pledge lines!
What did the pledge say when he accidentally spilled his drink at the frat party? “I promise it was an accident!”
What did one pledge say to the other at the party? Let’s make a toast to our future hangovers!
Why did the pledge go on a diet? It wanted to be a “lean mean pledging machine”!
What did the pledge say when he accidentally broke a table at the frat house? “I pledge to pay for a new one!”
What did the pledge say when someone accused them of cheating? “I solemnly pledge my innocence!”
What do you call a pledge who can never make up their mind? Indecisive commitment-phobe!
Why did the pledge become a gardener? They wanted to learn how to nurture their commitment to plants before committing to anything else!
Why did the pledge become a doctor? Because they wanted to “take an oath” to heal people!
What did the pledge say when asked why they joined the club? “I wanted to make a commitment to never having free time again!”
Why did the pledge bring a stopwatch to their date? They wanted to make sure they didn’t waste any time in making a commitment!
Why did the pledge become a personal trainer? He wanted to help others make a pledge to fitness!
What did the pledge say when asked if they were ready to take the plunge? “I’m all tied up in knots!”
What did the pledge say when asked why they always carry a pen and paper? “I’m always ready to sign on the dotted line!”
Why did the pledge go on a diet? Because they wanted to “cut ties” with unhealthy food!
Why did the pledge become a gardener? To “cultivate” the skills of pledging!
Why did the pledge become a baker? Because they wanted to knead their dedication into every loaf!
Why did the student raise his hand during the Pledge of Allegiance? He wanted to make a “pledge” with the teacher for extra credit!
Why did the pledge refuse to join the chess club? They said, “I’m not ready to make that move!”
Why did the pledge bring a compass to the orientation? They wanted to navigate their path of dedication!
What did the pledge say when they won the lottery? “I pledge to share the wealth with my friends and family!”
Why did the pledge refuse to do the dishes? He didn’t want to wash away his dreams!
Why did the pledge become a wedding planner? They wanted to witness others making lifelong commitments!
What do you call a pledge who’s always late? A pledge who’s timing his commitments!
What did the pledge say to the flag? “You’re always raising the bar!”
Why did the pledge become a hairdresser? He wanted to make sure his brothers always had a good fraterni-tyling!
What did the Pledge say to the flag at the party? “You really raise the bar!”
How did the pledge survive their first week of college? They pledged to study hard and party harder!
Why did the pledge refuse to lend money to anyone? They didn’t want to make a financial pledge!
Why did the pledge always carry a broom? Because they were always “sweeping” people off their feet!
How did the pledge feel after completing a marathon? Like they made a commitment they couldn’t back out of!
Why did the pledge become a farmer? It wanted to sow and grow the seeds of pledge!
Why did the pledge start a landscaping business? He wanted to sow the seeds of success!
Why did the Pledge always bring a microphone to the meeting? They wanted their voice to be heard loud and clear!
What do you call a pledge that’s always late? Tardy to the party!
Why did the pledge become a stand-up comedian? He was tired of just taking jokes, he wanted to tell them too!
Why did the pledge wear a disguise to the initiation ceremony? He wanted to make sure no one recognized him if things got too crazy!
Why did the pledge become a teacher? He wanted to pledge to educate and inspire future generations!
What did the pledge say when asked why he joined a fraternity? “I wanted to prove I can handle anything, even 2 a.m. toilet paper runs!”
Why did the pledge become a wedding planner? He wanted to pledge to make every couple’s dream come true!
What did the pledge say to his boss when asked about his commitment to the company? “I’m fully dedicated… to browsing the internet during work hours!”
What did the pledge say when he got a job at the bakery? “I promise to roll out the best dough!”
Why did the pledge bring a tape measure to the restaurant? He wanted to measure up to the chef’s expectations!
What do you call a pledge who can’t commit to a gym membership? A flexible commitment!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of liberty and justice for all!
What did the pledge say to their ex? “I revoke my love for you!”
Why did the pledge become a stand-up comedian? He wanted to make a pledge to bring laughter to the world!
Why did the pledge join the gym? Because it wanted to strengthen its commitment!
Why did the pledge quit the dating app? It was tired of swiping left on commitment!
What do you call a pledge who excels in math? A “prime pledge”!
What did the pledge say when asked about his New Year’s resolution? “My commitment is to procrastinate less… starting next year!”
What did the pledge say when asked about its New Year’s resolution? “I’m still committed to last year’s!”
What’s a pledge’s favorite type of bread? Naan-disclosure agreement!
Why did the pledge become a comedian? He wanted to perfect the art of being the butt of every joke!
Why did the pledge start a gardening club? He wanted to cultivate friendships and a healthy liver!
What did the pledge say to their friends when they joined a dance class? “I’m really stepping up my commitment!”
Why did the pledge bring a pillow to the meeting? They wanted to be prepared for a pledge of allegiance!
Why was the Pledge always the life of the party? Because they knew how to hang!
Why did the pledge bring a magnifying glass to the fraternity meeting? They wanted to inspect all the fine print in the pledge agreement!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance start a band? It wanted to show off its national anthem skills!
Why did the pledge bring a pillow to the concert? He wanted to rest his ears during the slow songs!
Why did the pledge join a book club? He wanted to make a commitment to finishing at least one book a year!
What did the pledge say when asked if they were ready for a serious relationship? “I’m ready to dive in, but I might belly flop!”
Why did the pledge become a comedian? Because they were tired of “pledging” allegiance to a serious career!
What did the pledge say when asked why he joined a fraternity? “I wanted to learn how to make lifelong enemies!”
Why did the pledge bring a pillow to the fraternity house? He wanted to be prepared for all the sleepless nights of studying and partying!
Why did the pledge bring a dictionary to the initiation ceremony? They wanted to make sure they understood the pledge’s terms and conditions!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance break up with its significant other? They weren’t on the same “unalienable rights” page!
Why did the pledge bring a parachute to the party? Because they wanted to ensure a safe landing for their pledges!
What do you call a pledge who can juggle? Talent in training!
Why did the pledge teacher bring a ladder to class? To help the students reach new heights!
Why did the detective make a pledge? He vowed to always crack the case!
Why did the pledge bring a stopwatch to the theater? He wanted to time how long the actors took to deliver their lines!
Why did the pledge become a weather forecaster? Because they wanted to predict the future of their commitments!
Why did the pledge take a nap during the meeting? It was on a “rest” break!
Why did the pledge refuse to take a nap? It didn’t want to rest its case!
What did the Pledge say when asked how they were doing? “I’m flag-tastic!”
What did the pledge say when he forgot to do his chores? “I swear I’ll do them next time, bro!”
Why did the pledge start a cleaning service? They wanted to help people “dust off” their old commitments!
Why did the Pledge bring a magnet to the meeting? They wanted to attract attention!
What did the pledge say to the commitment-phobe? “I pledge to help you conquer your fears!”
What do you call a pledge who can’t make up their mind? A wavering commitment!
Why did the pledge start a book club? He wanted to make a promise to expand his knowledge!
What did the Pledge say to the flag when it looked wrinkled? “Don’t worry, I’ll iron out the issue!”
Why did the fraternity pledge bring a shovel to the party? He heard they were going to “break ground” on the dance floor!
What did the pledge say when asked why they were always carrying a notebook? “I’m just trying to take notes on how to be the best pledge!”
Why did the pledge refuse to get married? Because it didn’t want to be “tied” down!
Why did the student refuse to say the Pledge of Allegiance? Because they were already committed to their nap!
What did the pledge say when he started a gardening club? “I promise to grow the most beautiful flowers!”
Why did the pledge class always carry a map? Because they were always getting lost in their own fraternity!
Why did the pledge join the gym? To work on its commitment issues!
What did one pledge say to the other about their initiation process? “It’s like marriage without the benefits!”
How did the pledge become the president of the club? They made a binding commitment!
What do you call a pledge who just graduated? A newly pledged adult!
What did the pledge say to his friends after joining a gym? “I’ve made a commitment to exercise… for the next week!”
Why did the pledge bring a map to the party? He wanted to navigate through the social interactions!
Why did the pledge become a baker? He wanted to knead his way into everyone’s hearts!
Why did the pledge bring a ladder to his job interview? He wanted to climb the corporate commitment ladder!
Why did the pledge bring a calculator to the supermarket? They didn’t want to make any spontaneous financial pledges!
Why did the pledge break up with their partner? They couldn’t make a “commitment” to the relationship!
How did the pledge respond when asked about his love life? “I’m in a committed relationship… with my couch!”
Why did the pledge refuse to go skydiving? They were afraid of making a “free fall” commitment!
What do you call a pledge that’s always telling jokes? A stand-up comedian-tary!
Why did the Pledge of Allegiance get in trouble? It kept skipping the “under God” part!
Why did the pledge refuse to join a cooking class? They didn’t want to be tied down to one recipe!

Pledge Joke Generator

Making a pledge can sometimes feel like a serious business.

(But who said it couldn’t be fun?)

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FAQs About Pledge Jokes

Why are pledge jokes well-liked?

Pledge jokes are popular because they often involve clever wordplay and unexpected twists.

They can relate to many aspects of life – from school and fraternity pledges to marriage vows.

They offer a humorous take on serious commitments, making them a fun way to lighten up the topic.

Can pledge jokes help in social situations?

Definitely!

Pledge jokes can be a great way to break the ice at events or gatherings.

They can lighten the mood and invite laughter, which can make social situations more enjoyable and relaxed.

How can I come up with my own pledge jokes?

Understand the context of pledges. They can be serious, filled with specific lingo, and often involve some sort of commitment or promise.
Think about common words associated with pledges (e.g., oath, vow, promise, commitment) and find puns or wordplay opportunities.
Consider the setting of your joke. Is it a fraternity hazing? A marriage proposal gone wrong? Match your humor to the scenario.
Take a common phrase or saying and give it a pledge-related twist.
Remember that pledge jokes often involve surprise or a clever twist, so try to incorporate that into your joke.

Are there any tips for remembering pledge jokes?

Try to associate the pledge jokes with the situations you may use them in, such as a wedding, a fraternity event, or a political gathering.

Creating these connections can help the jokes stick in your mind.

How can I make my pledge jokes better?

The key to a great pledge joke is the surprise element.

Use common ground with your audience, add an unexpected twist, and don’t be afraid to play around with words.

Remember, practice makes perfect, so keep trying out your jokes to see what gets the biggest laughs.

How does the Pledge Joke Generator work?

Our Pledge Joke Generator is a tool designed to help you create hilarious pledge-themed jokes.

Simply enter keywords that match the type of humor or situation you’re looking for, and click on the Generate Jokes button.

In no time, you’ll have a list of original, funny pledge jokes ready to be shared.

Is the Pledge Joke Generator free to use?

Yes, our Pledge Joke Generator is completely free to use!

You can generate as many jokes as you want, so you’ll never run out of new and entertaining content.

Have fun creating jokes that add humor to any pledge situation.

Conclusion

Pledge jokes are an amusing way to spice up everyday banter, making life a bit more jovial with each chuckle.

From the swift and clever to the lengthy and laughter-invoking, there’s a pledge joke suitable for every scenario.

So, next time you’re in a fraternity or sorority setting, remember, there’s wit to be found in every initiation, tradition, and ritual.

Keep sharing the chuckles, and let the good times flow with fraternity spirit.

Because after all, a day without laughter is like a day without a pledge—unthinkable and, frankly, a bit less entertaining.

Happy joking, everyone!

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