868 Doctor Who Jokes to Tickle Your Time Lord Funny Bone

If you’ve found yourself here, it means you’re prepared to voyage into the universe of Doctor Who jokes.

Not just any jokes, but the absolute finest in all of time and space.

That’s why we’ve compiled a list of the most hilarious Doctor Who jokes.

From TARDIS-terrific puns to Dalek-daring one-liners, our compilation has a joke for every corner of the cosmos.

So, let’s travel through the time vortex of Doctor Who humor, one joke at a time.

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Doctor Who Jokes

Doctor Who jokes are filled with galactic humor that’s perfect for the loyal Whovians or just about anyone looking for a quirky laugh.

These aren’t just about the famous Time Lord and his TARDIS.

They also delve into the fascinating universe of Doctor Who, from iconic companions to infamous villains, parallel dimensions to quirky catchphrases, giving fans plenty of material for comic relief.

Creating the perfect Doctor Who joke involves a clever play on words, a bit of sci-fi know-how, and an appreciation for the unexpected twists and turns that define this timeless show.

So, are you ready for a laugh that’s out of this world?

Buckle up and prepare to journey through time and space with these hilarious Doctor Who jokes:

Why did the Cyberman join a band? He heard they had great rhythm and “bass”
What’s a Time Lord’s favorite drink? A Sonic Screwdriver!
What did the Cyberman say to the Doctor? You will be deleted, but first, let’s have a cup of tea!
What did the Dalek say to the Doctor at the bakery? “Exterminate! But first, can I have a doughnut?”
Why did the Doctor bring a mattress to the Weeping Angels’ convention? So he could have a good night’s “stone” sleep!
What does the Doctor say when he buys a new pair of shoes? “These are Time Lord comfortable!”
Why did the Sontaran bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to be a little taller than everyone else.
Why did the Doctor bring a jar of pickles to the TARDIS? Because he heard it was a “time and relish” machine!
What’s the Doctor’s favorite game? Hide and Re-Geronimo!
Why did the Doctor bring a ladder to the hospital? He wanted to visit the top doctors!
What did the Doctor say to the Master when he refused to share his candy? “You’re just being regener-ration!”
What did the Dalek say to the Doctor when it couldn’t find any friends? “EXTERMI-NOTHING!”
How does the Doctor like his coffee? With a little “dalek-tose”!
What did the Weeping Angel say to the Doctor? “Don’t blink, you might miss my killer dance moves!”
What did the doctor say when the TARDIS crashed into a tree? “I guess I should have taken a left at Albequerque!”
What do you call it when the Doctor takes a selfie? A Timey-Wimey picture!
Why did the Cyberman join a band? Because it had a lot of rhythm regeneration.
What did the Doctor say to the Sontaran who tried to tell a joke? Sorry, but your punchline has no cloning!
Why did the Dalek bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to be a part of the extermination celebration!
What did the Doctor say when he won the lottery? “I’m over the moon! Or maybe it’s just a new regeneration cycle.”
Why did the Time Lord refuse to share their food? They didn’t want to cause a ‘regeneration’ of the meal!
How does the Doctor like his tea? Regenerated, with a new flavor!
What did the Doctor say to the Cyberman at the restaurant? “You will be deleted… from the menu!”
Why did the Weeping Angel bring a map to the picnic? It didn’t want to get caught in a time-loop while searching for the sandwiches!
Why did the Sontaran visit the optometrist? He couldn’t see eye to eye with his commander!
What did the Weeping Angel say to the Doctor at the comedy show? Don’t blink, you might miss the punchline!
What did the Doctor say when he found a weeping angel in his garden? “Hey, don’t “blink” in my flower bed!”
How did the Doctor fix his computer? He turned it off and on again in a different time period!
What did the Doctor say to the Cyberman who wanted a hug? Delete! Delete! Delete!
What did the Doctor say when he saw a Cyberman eating a sandwich? “I see you’ve upgraded from eating chips!”
What’s a Time Lord’s favorite exercise? Dalek-tionics.
Why did the TARDIS go to school? To learn how to make time fly!
Why did the Doctor become an artist? He had a knack for drawing “wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey” masterpieces!
Why did the Doctor bring a bottle of ketchup to the time-traveling party? He wanted to catch up on all the history.
Why did the Doctor bring a blanket to the library? Because he wanted to catch up on some “chapters”!
Why don’t Daleks ever ask for directions? Because they always EX-TER-MI-NATE!
Why did the Cyberman join a football team? It wanted to upgrade its game with a Cyber-ball!
Why did the Sontaran become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to tickle funny bones with its potato head.
How does the Doctor fix a broken TARDIS? With a Sonic Screwdriverdriver!
Why did the Weeping Angel bring a map to the party? Because it wanted to make sure it didn’t “blink” and get lost!
Why did the Time Lord always carry a map? Because he didn’t want to get stuck in a parallel parking dimension!
Why did the Weeping Angel go to the doctor? It had a stiff neck from staring at people for too long!
What did the Doctor say to the TARDIS when it got sick? “I’m sorry, but you’ll have to be put on Gallifrey-rest!”
What did the Doctor say to the Dalek who was trying to pick a fight? “Exfoliate me if you dare!”
What do you call a Weeping Angel that can’t stop dancing? A Cha-Cha-Cherub.
Why did the Doctor bring a ladder to the TARDIS? Because he heard the sonic screwdriver needed a little “elevation”!
How does a Time Lord like his tea? Regenerated!
What did the Doctor say to the Cyberman who wanted to borrow money? “Sorry, but I don’t deal in bits and bytes!”
Why did the Dalek go to the dentist? It needed a little Ex-Dalek Extraction!
Why did the Cyberman join a band? Because it heard they had killer beats!
What do you call a Time Lord who can’t stop playing video games? The Master of the High Score!
Why did the TARDIS go to the therapist? It had a case of “bigger on the inside” syndrome!
What’s a Dalek’s favorite kind of music? Exterminate-ly loud rock and roll!
What’s the Doctor’s favorite kind of music? Regen-rock!
Why did the Doctor become a stand-up comedian? He wanted to have a “Timey-Wimey” good laugh!
Why did the Doctor bring a ladder to the library? Because he heard the books were “out of this world”!
What did the Cyberman say to the Doctor at the dentist? Delete the cavities!
Why was the Doctor always calm during battles? He had great Time Lord-mones.
Why did the Doctor wear a fez to the exam? Because he wanted to ace the “time”-ination!
How does the Doctor like his tea? With just enough time to steep.
How does the Doctor stay in shape? He runs from one end of the universe to the other, that’s how he keeps his time in check!
Why did the Doctor become a stand-up comedian? Because he wanted to travel through time and space… and make people laugh!
What is the Doctor’s favorite song? Don’t Stop Me Now!
Why did the Doctor bring a box of crayons to the TARDIS? He wanted to draw some timey-wimey pictures!
How many Time Lords does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer to travel in the dark!
Why did the Doctor always carry a stethoscope? Because he was good at timey diagnosis!
Why did the Silence never finish their doctorate? They always forgot what they were studying every time they looked away!
What’s the Doctor’s favorite type of movie? Time-travel comedies, they always make him laugh his Who-lot off!
What do you call a Time Lord who has just eaten? A Stomach in a Box!
What’s the Doctor’s favorite way to relax? A nice cup of tea and some ‘wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey’ Netflix!
Why did the Dalek bring a ladder to the doctor’s appointment? Because it wanted to exterminate a high fever!
Why did the Sontaran start a gardening club? It wanted to conquer the universe one rose bush at a time!
Why did the Doctor always carry a pencil and paper? Because he wanted to draw his own conclusions!
What do you call it when the Doctor dances all night long? A time-warp-a-thon.
What did the Doctor say when he saw a Cyberman eating a pizza? “Hey, don’t you know robots can’t digest dough-ctors?”
How does the Doctor like his tea? With a bit of “Weeping Will-Tea” of course!
What do you call a Time Lord who never goes to the gym? Doctor Whoooosh!
What did the Doctor say to the Cyberman at the comedy club? Delete that punchline!
Why was the Doctor always good at solving puzzles? Because he had a great Time Lordy mind!
Why did the TARDIS join a band? It wanted to be a “Time and Relative Drum Set.”
What do you call a Weeping Angel who can’t find its car keys? A lost cause.
Why did the Doctor become a beekeeper? He wanted to create a “buzz” with his companions.
What did the Doctor say to the TARDIS when it was acting up? “You’re really starting to get on my wibbles!”
Why did the Silurian become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to bring some ‘prehistoric’ laughter to the world!
What does the Doctor do when he can’t find his sonic screwdriver? He calls it on his “cell phone booth”!
What do you call the Doctor’s collection of DVDs? Time Lord of the Rings!
Why did the Doctor bring a ladder to the TARDIS? He heard the wifi signal was better up there.
What do you get when you cross a Weeping Angel with a Cyberman? Someone who’ll delete you before you even blink!
What do you call the Doctor when he loses his TARDIS? “Nowhere Man”!
Why did the Silurian visit the optometrist? Because it had a reptile dysfunction!
What did the Sontaran say to the Doctor when they went out for dinner? “I hope you’re ready to be served!”
Why did the Doctor become a stand-up comedian? Because he had a “Gallifrey-ous” sense of humor!
What do you call a Time Lord who’s a great dancer? A Gallifreyan Fred Astaire!
Why did the Silence become a librarian? Because they wanted a quiet job where nobody would remember they were there.
Why did the Cyberman join a gym? To upgrade his muscles!
Why did the TARDIS refuse to open the door for the Doctor? It heard he had a bad case of the Timey-Wimeys.
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the orchestra? Because he heard they needed some “sonic” assistance!
How did the Doctor fix the crack in the wall? He used a Sonic Screwdriver and some crack filler!
What did the Doctor say to the Cyberman who had a sore throat? You need to upgrade to cough-usil!
What did the Doctor say when he accidentally deleted his social media account? “Looks like I’ve lost my timeline!”
Why was the Doctor a terrible stand-up comedian? His punchlines always regenerated into puns.
What did the Doctor say when he walked into the bakery? “I’m looking for some TARDIS-treats!”
What do you get when you mix a Weeping Angel and a stone statue? A pet rock that sends you back in time!
Why did the Doctor bring a carrot to the party? He didn’t want to be the only “Time Lord”
Why did the TARDIS start a garden? Because it wanted to have a “thyme” and space!
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the opera? Because he heard there would be a high-pitched Sonic screw solo!
What do you call a Time Lord who likes to fish? The Master Baiter!
Why did the Doctor never get a parking ticket? Because the TARDIS always finds a “timey-wimey” parking spot!
Why did the TARDIS always win at poker? Because it had all the cards in time and space!
Why don’t Daleks ever eat potato chips? Because they can’t handle exter-salted!
Why did the Doctor always carry a banana? In case he needed to “appeal” to his enemies!
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the party? Because he wanted to turn up the fun!
How does the Doctor like his tea? With a “Sontaran” of milk and a “Cyber-man” sugar!
Why did the TARDIS go to school? It wanted to become a “class-ic” time machine!
Why did the Doctor bring a spoon to the sonic screwdriver convention? Because he wanted to stir up some trouble!
What did the Doctor say to the Cyberman at the dance-off? “You’ve been upgraded… to second place!”
What did the Dalek say when it bumped into a wall? “Ex-Terminate!”
How many Time Lords does it take to change a light bulb? Two – one to change it, and another to rewrite the whole timeline to explain why the old bulb never existed.
Why did the Doctor go to the dentist? To get his “timey-wimey” wisdom teeth extracted!
Why did the TARDIS join a gym? It wanted to stay in shape for all those wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey adventures!
Why did the Doctor get a ticket at the intergalactic zoo? He was caught with a sonic screwdriver in the “no sonic” zone!
Why did the TARDIS bring a towel to the beach? Because it’s bigger on the inside, so it needed extra space for sandcastle building!
How does the Doctor communicate with his pet cat? By using a meow-ta-scope!
What is the Doctor’s favorite kind of music? Time Lord rock!
Why did the Ood bring a map to the desert? Because it wanted to find its “singing” sands.
Why did the Sontaran bring a ladder to the party? To see eye to eye with everyone.
Why did the Doctor become a detective? He couldn’t resist a good “Who Dunnit” mystery!
What do you call it when the Doctor starts singing? A Time Lord’s concert!
Why did the Sontaran bring a ladder to the library? Because he wanted to read up on “war and Peace”!
What do you call it when the Doctor gets a new pair of shoes? A Time Lord’s sole regeneration.
What did the Doctor say to the TARDIS when it couldn’t start? “Come on, don’t be a Dalek-tator!”
Why did the Doctor always bring a screwdriver? Because his sonic spoon kept getting him into a jam!
What does the Doctor use to fix a broken TARDIS? A sonic screwdriver… and a lot of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff!
What do you call a Time Lord who can’t stop sneezing? The Doctor with the sniffles.
How does the Doctor always win at board games? He’s a master at ‘time’ management!
What did the Time Lord say to his dentist? “I need a filling, but make it quick, I’m running out of time.”
Why did the Sontaran go to the comedy club? To try out his “war”ped sense of humor!
What did the Doctor say to the Master after a bad joke? “You really Dalek-ted with that one!”
Why did the Doctor bring a broom to the TARDIS? Because he wanted to sweep the Daleks off their feet!
Why did the Cyberman bring a power strip to the party? Because he wanted to upgrade the dance floor!
What is the Doctor’s favorite type of music? Regeneration-n-roll!
Why did the TARDIS join a band? Because it was a great time machine!
Why did the Doctor bring a spoon to the battle with the Daleks? Because he needed to stir things up!
Why did the Weeping Angel bring a ladder to the library? It wanted to reach the book of “How to Freeze Time for Dummies”!
Why don’t Daleks ever bake cookies? They can’t find the right ingredients: eggs, milk, and exterminate!
What did the Doctor say to the TARDIS when it couldn’t find a parking space? “Don’t worry, we’ll just have to ‘time’ and ‘relative dimension in space’ it!”
Why did the Sontaran join the football team? He wanted to practice his “head-butting” skills!
Why did the Silurian go to the dentist? To get its reptile teeth straightened out!
What do you call a weeping angel with a sense of humor? A laughing statue.
How does the Doctor like his tea? Regenerated with a splash of milk and a pinch of wibbly-wobbly time!
Why did the Dalek become an artist? Because it wanted to EXTERI-PAINT!

Short Doctor Who Jokes

Short Doctor Who jokes are like a trip in the TARDIS—unexpected, thrilling, and packed with time-warping humor.

These jokes are perfect for tweets, Facebook status updates, or that moment in a conversation when you need a quick laugh to lighten the mood.

The charm of short Doctor Who jokes lies in their quirky British humor, creative play on sci-fi themes, and of course, the timeless appeal of our favorite Time Lord.

So, grab your sonic screwdriver and prepare to giggle!

Here are short Doctor Who jokes that deliver a universe of fun in just a few words.

What do you call the Doctor’s favorite song? “We Will Rock Who!”
What do you call a Time Lord’s favorite insect? A cyber-fly!
Why did the TARDIS join a band? It had perfect timing!
What does the Eleventh Doctor take for a headache? River Song’s diary!
Why did the Doctor open a food truck? To sell Timey-Wimey Waffles!
What do you call a weeping angel with no friends? Lonely statue!
What’s a Dalek’s favorite type of music? Ex-term-inimal techno!
Why did the Silurian open a bakery? They kneaded dough for survival!
How does the Doctor eat his soup? With a sonic spoon!
What’s the Doctor’s favorite type of tea? Time and Relative’s Pekoe!
What’s the Time Lord’s favorite type of music? Rock and Wobble!
What do you call a Time Lord’s smartphone? A Gallifreyan Galaxy!
Why do Cybermen make great comedians? They always delete the punchline!
What’s the Doctor’s favorite kind of party? A space-time continuum!
What’s the Doctor’s favorite dance move? The Time Lord Two-Step!
What’s the Doctor’s favorite drink? Ex-presso!
Why did the Dalek become a meteorologist? It always predicts extermination!
What’s the Master’s favorite type of sandwich? Ham-delicious!
Why did the Weeping Angel never get a promotion? It never blinked!
Why does the TARDIS never get lonely? It always has a Doctor!
Why do Cybermen never get promoted? They always delete their files!
What’s a Cyberman’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
What did the Doctor say to the time-traveling dentist? “Floss and allons-y!”
What did the Doctor say when he met Santa Claus? “You’ve regenerated!”
What do you call a Dalek in a tuxedo? Sophistic-exterminate!
What’s the Doctor’s favorite dessert? Time-traveling pie!
What’s the Dalek’s favorite social media platform? Ex-term-insta!
What’s a Time Lord’s favorite dessert? Cyber-“ice”-cream!
Why did the Doctor join a band? Because he had great Timelord!
What did the TARDIS say to the Doctor? Time to “whoo”osh!
Why did the Silence never win any awards? Because nobody remembered them!
What do you call a Dalek with a sunburn? A red-pepper-ation!
What’s the Doctor’s favorite party trick? Regeneration charades!
Why did the TARDIS blush? It saw the Doctor undress!
How do you make the Master laugh? Give him a “Dalektable” pun!
What did the Dalek say when it got a promotion? Exterminate-ional achievement!
Why did the Cyberman go to therapy? To upgrade his emotions!
Why did the Dalek take a second job? To exterminate his debts!
Why don’t Daleks bake cookies? Because they always exterminate the dough!
Why did the Doctor never worry about his weight? He always regenerates!
What did the Doctor say to the Dalek with a cold? Exterminate-a-tissue!
Why did the Cyberman go to the doctor? To upgrade its software!
What’s a Time Lord’s favorite type of dessert? Time-traveling pudding!
What does the Doctor say when he enters a bakery? “I’m Who-baker!”
Why did the Doctor become a stand-up comedian? To regenerate laughter!
What do you call a Cyberman with a broken heart? Emo-tional Upgrade!
What’s a Time Lord’s favorite kind of tree? Pine Box!
Why did the Doctor open a bakery? To make Dalek bread!
What’s a Dalek’s favorite type of car? An Exter-Mini!

Doctor Who Jokes One-Liners

One-liner Doctor Who jokes are time-traveling nuggets of humor distilled into a single sentence.

They’re the verbal equivalent of stepping out of the TARDIS into a new world – unexpected, exciting, and teeming with wit.

Creating a clever one-liner demands a fusion of imagination, precision, and a deep respect for the power of a well-placed pun.

The challenge is to craft the setup and punchline in one tight package, providing maximum fun with minimal words.

Here’s hoping these Doctor Who one-liners find you grinning wider than a Cheshire Cat on the planet of New Earth:

What did the Doctor say when he met a sheep on Gallifrey? “Nice to meet ewe!”
What do you call a Time Lord who always forgets to pay his bills? A Master of Debt-os.
Why did the Doctor bring a library card to the TARDIS? Because he wanted to check out some books on time travel!
Why did the Dalek go to the dentist? To get a little more “exterminate” added to its bite!
What do you call a Time Lord who takes too many selfies? An instagramination!
What’s the Time Lord’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Believin'” by Journey to the Center of the TARDIS.
Why did the Weeping Angel never get invited to parties? It always brought a stone-faced expression.
What did the Doctor say when he ran out of toothpaste? “I’m out of Colgate-ory.”
Why did the Doctor always carry a map? Because he never wanted to lose his direction in time and space!
Why did the TARDIS refuse to play cards with the Doctor? It didn’t want to be “dealt” with!
I asked the Dalek if it wanted to play hide and seek. It replied, “EX-TER-MI-NATE the game!”
Why did the Doctor never eat apples? He didn’t want to risk becoming an iDoctor!
Why did the Cyberman join a dance competition? It wanted to upgrade its moves!
Why does the Doctor always travel with a companion? Because he’s scared of getting a case of “lonely Daleks”!
What does the Doctor say when he’s angry? “Time to get a TARDIS-tic expletive!”
Why did the TARDIS go to the dentist? It had a bad case of “ex-sigh-terminate” breath!
I told the Doctor that I lost my sonic screwdriver. He replied, “Don’t worry, I’ll find it…eventually.”
What do you call a Time Lord who can’t stop dancing? The Lord of the Dance!
Why did the Doctor enroll in a cooking class? Because he wanted to learn how to make TARDIS-tacos that are bigger on the inside!
Why did the Doctor always bring a banana to dangerous adventures? Because he didn’t want to slip up.
Why was the Doctor always good at solving mysteries? Because he always had the inside scoop, TARDIS.
What did the Cyberman say to the Doctor? “Delete? Nah, let’s just unfriend you!”
Why did the Doctor bring a banana to the party? Because he knew it was a Time Lord’s favorite dance move: The Timelord Shuffle.
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the math class? He needed to calculate the square roots of Gallifrey!
Why did the Weeping Angel never get a promotion? It just couldn’t keep its eyes on the prize!
What does a Time Lord use to brush his teeth? A Sonic Toothbrush!
What did the Doctor say to the Cyberman who wanted a promotion? “Upgrade your resume.”
I used to be a Doctor Who fan, but then I met an actual Dalek and realized they’re just Dalektable.
Why did the Weeping Angel bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to make everyone freeze-frame!
Why don’t Time Lords ever do well in school? They always have tardy slips.
What do you call it when the Doctor loses track of time? A timey-wimey wibbly-wobbly mishap!
Why did the Weeping Angel get a job at the library? It loved the silent reading!
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the supermarket? Because he heard there was a Dalek section that needed fixing!
Why did the Dalek take a cooking class? Because it wanted to exterminate the competition!
What did the Doctor say when he was served a burnt pizza? This is Dalek-table!
How does the Doctor always find his way? With his TARDIS-tic navigation skills!
Why did the Silence become a doctor? Because they could never remember if they saw a patient or not!
Why did the Sontaran start a gardening business? It had a knack for planting evidence!
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the party? Because he’s always ready to Sonic the dance floor.
What did the Doctor say to the time-traveling chicken? You crossed the road, but why?
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the supermarket? Because he needed to fix the TARDIS cereal dispenser!
Why did the Doctor always carry a map in his pocket? Because he didn’t want to get lost in space and time… again!
Why don’t the Doctor’s companions ever get lost? Because they always find their way back to the plot.
Why did the Weeping Angel bring a ladder to the party? To reach new heights of scaring people!
What did the Time Lord say to the dentist? “I’m here for my two-Heart check-up!”
Why did the Doctor become a chef? Because he wanted to specialize in time-consuming recipes!
Why did the Doctor become a chef? Because he wanted to make some timey-whimey wibbly-wobbly food!
What does the TARDIS have in common with a library? They both have plenty of stories to tell!
Why was the Doctor always calm during dangerous situations? Because he had a TARDIS-tic personality!
What did the Doctor say to the TARDIS when it was malfunctioning? Time to call a repair-manual!
Why did the Doctor never play hide-and-seek with the Weeping Angels? Because they always found him in a blink!
What did the Time Lord say to the bad driver? “You should be Dalek-ting more attention to the road!”
Why was the Doctor always calm in dangerous situations? Because he had a lot of experience with Cyber-men-tal health!
What did the Doctor say when someone asked him if he could fix their computer? “I’m more of a Time Lord than a tech support!”
Why did the Sontaran become a gardener? Because he wanted to understand the concept of “growing” instead of “conquering”!
Why was the Doctor always good at solving mysteries? Because he was a Time Lord and could always find a clue!
Why was the Doctor upset at the library? He thought he had borrowed a Sonic Screwdriver but it was actually a Sonic Toothbrush!
Why did the Doctor open a bakery? Because he wanted to make TARDIS-cuits and Galli-fry!
Why did the Weeping Angel bring a tissue to the party? Because it always gets a little teary-eyed when someone blinks!
Why did the Cyberman go to therapy? It had a lot of emotional upgrades to process!
Why did the Dalek bring a ladder to the costume party? It wanted to be the tallest creature there.
What did the Doctor say when he lost his sonic screwdriver? “I’m screwed!”
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the kitchen? Because he wanted to turn up the heat on his sonic soufflé!
What did the Doctor say to the Master at the fancy dress party? You really know how to make an entrance, Missy!
Why did the Doctor always have trouble finding a parking spot for the TARDIS? Because it’s bigger on the inside and never fits in the parking garage!
What do you call a Time Lord who can’t decide what to wear? A regener-fashionista.
Why did the Dalek sign up for a cooking class? It wanted to learn how to exterminate eggs Benedict!
What did the TARDIS say to the Doctor when it was feeling sick? “I think I’m experiencing time travel-itis!”
Why did the Doctor visit the dentist? To fix his TARDIS-tic toothache!
Why did the TARDIS go to the comedy club? It wanted to travel in “witty” time!
Why did the Doctor get a ticket from the Dalek traffic cop? Because he parked his TARDIS in a restricted Ex-terrestrial Zone!
What did the Doctor say when he found out he couldn’t regenerate anymore? “Guess I’ll have to be more careful with the Sonic Screwdriver now!”
Why did the Weeping Angel bring tissues to the party? It knew it would make everyone cry!
Why did the Weeping Angel get a job at the library? It wanted to work on its “statue” collection.
What does the Doctor say when he enters a room? Time to turn on the Who-tervision!
Why did the Silence never invite the Doctor to their parties? They always forgot he was there!
What do you call a Time Lord who can’t keep a secret? A Leaky Cauldron!
What did the Dalek say when it ordered a pizza? “Extra extermination, please!”
Why did the Ood become a baker? It always knew the best way to make “ex-squid-site” pastries!
I asked the Doctor if he had a cure for my fear of Daleks, but he just told me to exterminate it myself.
What did the Dalek say when it couldn’t find its plunger? “Where did I put my suction cups?”
Why did the Doctor wear a fez? Because it’s cool and more importantly, it’s bigger on the inside!
Why did the Dalek become a stand-up comedian? Because it always had the best EXTERMINATIONS!
Why did the Dalek go to the doctor? To get a new exterminator!
Why did the Sontaran go to the hair salon? It wanted to grow a better crop of war-straws!
Why did the Silence never win at hide and seek? They always forgot where they were hiding.
Why did the Dalek join a gym? To exterminate calories!
Why did the Time Lord always carry a map? Because they constantly got disoriented in space and time.
How does a Sontaran measure time? With a potato clock!
Why does the Doctor always bring his sonic screwdriver on a date? In case he needs to “woo” the night away!
Why was the Doctor always carrying a screwdriver? Because he couldn’t find a sonic wrench!
Why did the TARDIS refuse to go to the party? It didn’t want to exterminate the fun!
What did the Cyberman say to the Doctor? Delete, delete, delete – your fashion sense!
Why did the Doctor take up gardening? Because he wanted to see if he could grow a Time Lord!
What did the Doctor say when they met a forgetful alien? I think you’ve misplaced your memory files.
Why did the TARDIS become a stand-up comedian? It had a great sense of timing!
What do you call a Time Lord who can’t sit still? The Wibbley-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Twerker!
Why did the Dalek refuse to eat fish fingers and custard? It wasn’t EXTERMIN-DELICIOUS enough!
Why did the Dalek bring a ladder to the park? It wanted to climb “EX-TER-MI-NATE-ORIUM”!
Why did the Dalek become a DJ? It wanted to “EX-TER-MIX” the beats!
Why did the Sontaran become a florist? Because he wanted to make plants “Sontaran-strange”!
What did the Time Lord say when the elevator got stuck? “Well, this is just a little timey-wimey!”
Why did the Doctor bring a spoon to fight the Cybermen? Because he heard they were resistant to forks!
Why did the Silence never open a bakery? Because they couldn’t remember the secret ingredient for the dough!
Why did the TARDIS get a ticket? It was parked in a restricted Time Zone.
What did the Doctor say when he saw a broken clock? “Time isn’t on its side anymore!”
Why did the Cyberman upgrade his smartphone? He wanted to call his upgraded self a “smartBot.”
Why did the Sontaran become a stand-up comedian? He wanted to master the art of war jokes.
Why did the TARDIS go to school? It wanted to learn how to time travel in class.
What did the TARDIS say to the Doctor when he couldn’t find his keys? “It’s bigger on the inside, but your keys aren’t!”
How does the Doctor exercise? He does “Time Lord-robics” in the TARDIS!
How do you make a Dalek float? With Dalek-a-Cola!
Why did the Doctor always carry a map? Because even with a TARDIS, he still got lost in time and space!
What do you get when you cross a Dalek with a Time Lord? Exterminate! Exterminate! Regenerate! Regenerate!
Why did the TARDIS refuse to go out with the Dalek? It didn’t want to be seen in public with an exterminator!
Why did the Cyberman go to the electronics store? It needed an upgrade for its emotions!
What did the Doctor say when he saw a weeping angel? “Don’t blink, you’ll miss my amazing fashion sense!”
What do you call a Time Lord who loves gardening? The Doctor with green thumbs!
Why did the Doctor go to the dentist? He had a problem with his “timey teeth”!
Why did the Doctor join a band? He heard they needed a “Time Signature”!
What did the Dalek say to the Doctor? “Exterminate? More like Ex-decaffeinate!”
Why did the Doctor never trust the Ood to make breakfast? They always gave a mind-bogglingly good cup of tea.
What did the Doctor say when he ran out of ideas? Time to regenerate my imagination!
Why did the Doctor become a stand-up comedian? He wanted to Dalek-ate the audience with laughter.
What do you get when you mix the Doctor and a comedian? A Time Lord with impeccable timing.
Why did the Silurian always carry a map? To avoid getting lost in time and space!
What do you call a Time Lord who can never find his way? A Weeping Angel GPS.
What did the Dalek say when it bumped into the Doctor? “Excuse me, I didn’t mean to exterminate you!”
Why was the TARDIS upset? The Doctor forgot to say “Hello, Sweetie.”
What did the Time Lord say to the cashier? Keep the change, I’ve got a TARDIS!
Why did the Weeping Angel bring a map to the museum? It didn’t want to get “stoned” again!
Why did the Time Lord bring a car to Gallifrey? They wanted to “drive” their enemies crazy.
Why was the Doctor always calm? He had a lot of Time Lords on his side!
Why did the Weeping Angel bring a map to the costume party? Because it didn’t want to get caught in a time loop!
What’s the Doctor’s favorite type of music? Time-lordy rock and roll!
Why did the Doctor start a bakery on Gallifrey? He wanted to have Time Loaves!
What did the Doctor say to the TARDIS when it broke down? “Don’t worry, we’ll just have to REGENERATE it!”
What did the Time Lord say to his broken TARDIS? I don’t have time for your wibbly-wobbly nonsense!
What do you call a Dalek who tells jokes? A stand-up exterminator.
Why did the Cyberman join a dating site? It was looking for an upgrade in love!
What did the Doctor say when he found out he was a Time Lord? “Well, this explains my tardiness!”
Why did the Doctor go to the dentist? To get his biting wit checked for cavities!
What did the Eleventh Doctor say when he ordered fish and chips? “Geroni-cod and custard, please!”
Why did the Doctor start a band? Because he wanted to play some Gallifreyan Rhapsody!
What is a Dalek’s favorite song? “I Will Survive (As Long As There Are Stairs)”
Why did the Doctor bring a Sonic Screwdriver to the library? Because he needed to check out some good reads.
Why did the Dalek become an artist? It wanted to “exterminate” the competition in the art world!
I asked the Doctor if he could fix my broken heart. He said, “I’m a doctor, not a cardiologist, but I can offer you a jelly baby.”
What did the Silence say when it walked into a library? I don’t remember if I’ve been here before!
Why did the Doctor go to art school? To learn how to draw Gallifreyan circles.
What do you call a Time Lord who’s always grumpy? A grumble-Gallifreyan!
Why did the Dalek join a band? Because it had a great sense of rhythm-ex-ter-min-ate.
What did the Cyberman say to the Doctor on Halloween? DELETE or TREAT!
I asked the Doctor if he could help me find my missing sock. He said, “I’m afraid that’s a bit too timey-wimey for me.”
What did the Doctor say when he found out he was out of milk? “Looks like it’s time for a Time Lord tea party!”
Why did the Dalek work as a therapist? It loved exterminating emotional baggage!
What did the Dalek say when it had a stomachache? Exterminate the bad bacteria!
Why did the TARDIS go to school? To improve its “space-time” management skills!
What did the Silence say when it forgot its lines? I have absolutely no idea!
Why do Time Lords never get lost? They always know how to find their way back to the TARDIS because they have great Gallifrey directions!
Why did the Weeping Angel go to therapy? It couldn’t stop crying all the time.
Why did the Cyberman go to therapy? It wanted to delete its emotional baggage!
What did the Tenth Doctor say when he couldn’t find his sonic screwdriver? “I guess I’ll have to improvise with my sonic spoon!”
Why did the Dalek become a chef? It wanted to eggsterminate some soufflés!
Why did the Dalek cross the road? To exterminate the chicken!
What do you call the Doctor’s favorite type of music? Gallifreyan Rhapsody!
Why did the Weeping Angels always get bad grades in medical school? They kept turning their textbooks to stone!
Why did the Cyberman become a stand-up comedian? Because he was tired of being programmed for a delete function!
What did the Dalek say to the Doctor? “I’m feeling a bit rusty today!”
What did the Doctor say to the Cyberman who was feeling down? Cheer up, it’s just an upgrade!
Why did the Doctor carry a stethoscope? To check if the Daleks had a heartbeat for a change!
Why did the Dalek go to the doctor? Because it had an exterminator stuck in its plunger.
What did the Doctor say when he couldn’t find his sonic screwdriver? I’m feeling a bit “screwed” without it!
What did the Doctor say to the Cyberman who wanted a promotion? “You need an upgrade from ‘delete’ to ‘assistant’!”
What does the Doctor say when he’s about to make a bad joke? “Prepare for a pun-ishment!”
Why don’t Daleks ever get invited to parties? Because they always EXTERMINATE the fun!

Doctor Who Dad Jokes

Doctor Who dad jokes are the ideal fusion of wit, wordplay, and time-travelling humor that will induce both groans and giggles in equal measure.

They’re the kind of jokes that are so cheesy, they’re absolutely brilliant.

These jokes are fantastic for geeky gatherings, science fiction conventions, or just to add a touch of humor to a Whovian’s day.

Prepare yourself for the hearty laughter, or the shaking heads in disbelief.

Here are some Doctor Who dad jokes that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone:

Why did the Doctor wear a bowtie? Because bowties are cool… at least in this regeneration!
Why was the Doctor always carrying a screwdriver? Because he wanted to fix his TARDIS-tic personality!
Why did the Cyberman go to the doctor? Because it had a Cyber-chondria!
Why did the Doctor go to art class? Because he wanted to learn how to draw Gallifrey!
What did the Master say to the Doctor when they met in the supermarket? “We meet again in the frozen food aisle!”
What does the Doctor do when he gets sick? He calls a Doc-TARDIS.
How does the Doctor enjoy his tea? Regener-eight!
What did the Doctor say when he met his biggest fan? It’s about time someone recognized my brilliance!
Why did the Doctor cross the road? To save the universe on the other side.
Why did the Cyberman bring a ladder to the game? It wanted to climb up the leaderboards!
What did the Doctor say when he couldn’t find his sonic screwdriver? I’ve misplaced it in a timey-wimey wibbly-wobbly mess!
Why did the Dalek become a stand-up comedian? Because it wanted to EX-TER-MINATE with laughter!
Why did the Doctor go to the dentist? Because he had a case of the bad “ex-SILENCE”!
Why did the Doctor bring a pencil and paper to the TARDIS? To write down all his wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey adventures!
What did the Doctor say to the TARDIS when it felt sick? “Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered with a Time Lord-iac prescription!”
Why did the Doctor join a gym? To regenerate his body and get a new physique!
Why did the Doctor bring a map to the library? Because he wanted to navigate through all the chapters of the Time Lord’s Almanac!
What’s a Dalek’s favorite game? Hide and Seek-terminate!
Why don’t Daleks ever use email? Because they prefer to EXTERMINATE spam!
Why did the Cyberman join the circus? It wanted to upgrade its act.
What do you call a Time Lord who likes to eat bananas? The Doctor of Bananology!
What did the Dalek say to the Doctor? I’m just EXTERMINATING for a friend!
Why did the Doctor take up gardening? Because he wanted to “regenerate” his green thumb!
Why did the Doctor always carry a screwdriver? Because he wanted to be prepared for any “timey-wimey” repairs!
Why did the Doctor become a musician? Because he wanted to create timeless melodies in all of time and space!
Why do Time Lords always carry an umbrella? Because it’s a great way to “time travel” and stay dry!
What did the TARDIS say to the Doctor? I’m bigger on the inside, but your fashion sense could use an upgrade.
Why did the Doctor bring a Dalek to the library? Because he wanted to help it “exterminate” overdue fines!
Why did the Dalek bring a map to the Doctor’s house? Because it wanted to EXTERMINATE the right address!
Why did the Doctor always carry a screwdriver? Because he never knows when he’ll need to “sonic” something!
Why did the Doctor bring a ladder to the art museum? Because he wanted to see all the Time Lords and Gallifreyan-tiques!
Why did the Silence always fail as comedians? Because nobody ever remembered their punchlines.
Why did the Doctor always bring a sonic screwdriver to dinner? Because he loved to “whisk” his food away!
Why did the Silence refuse to play hide-and-seek with the Doctor? Because they knew they would never be found!
What did the Tenth Doctor say when he accidentally bumped into a statue? “Sorry, didn’t mean to make you weeping!”
What did the Doctor say when he was asked to fix a broken clock? “Time can’t be wibbly-wobbly if it’s broken!”
What did the Tenth Doctor say when he ran out of shampoo? “I guess it’s time for a good condition!” .
Why did the Doctor never travel to the past to buy a lottery ticket? Because it’s against his personal timeline to tamper with winning numbers!
What do you call the Doctor’s favorite dessert? Time Lord cake!
Why did the TARDIS join a gym? It wanted to be a little more Time-y Wime-y!
Why did the Doctor become a referee? Because he always knows when it’s time for a Time Out!
Why don’t Cybermen ever get sad? Because they always delete their emotions.
What did the Doctor say when he saw a group of Cybermen doing yoga? “It looks like they’re upgrading their flexibility!”
Why did the Doctor become a magician? Because he wanted to master the art of disappearing in the TARDIS!
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the soccer game? Because he heard there would be a lot of “timey-wimey” stuff happening!
What do you call a Time Lord who loves to dance? A Gallifreyan Disco Doctor!
Why did the TARDIS start working out? It wanted to be a Fit Doctor!
Why did the Doctor take his Sonic Screwdriver to the baseball game? Because he wanted to fix the TARDIS-pitch!
Why did the Doctor get an A+ in math? Because he knows how to solve Timey-Wimey Equations!
What did the Doctor say to the pesky mosquito? “I’ll Sonic you!”
Why did the Doctor never take up painting? Because he could never find the perfect canvas dimension!
Why did the Silurian go to the therapist? It had deep-seated reptile dysfunction!
Why did the Daleks always carry pepper with them? In case they encountered any Time Lords and needed to exterminate them properly seasoned!
Why did the Doctor always carry a stethoscope? To listen to the heartbeat of the TARDIS!
What did the Doctor say when he entered the fancy restaurant? “Table for Who, please!”
Why did the Doctor’s companion bring a pencil and paper to the TARDIS? Because she wanted to write Doctor Who-vels!
Why was the Dalek lonely? Because it couldn’t find any EXTERMINATE dates!
Why did the Dalek start a gardening club? Because it wanted to EXTERMINATE the weeds!
What did the Doctor say to his companion when they were running late? Time is of the essence, so let’s run like we’re being chased by a Cyberman!
Why did the Doctor take up gardening? Because he wanted to be a Time-Lord of the Rings!
How did the Doctor defeat the Cybermen in a dance-off? He had some serious “Time Lord” moves!
Why did the TARDIS go to the dentist? It had a little too much “tooth decay”!
What do you call a Time Lord who likes to hang out at the beach? A Doctor Poo.
Why don’t Cybermen ever go to the doctor? Because they always delete the appointment!
What do you call a Time Lord who only eats vegetables? A celeryman!
Why did the Doctor always travel with a companion? Because he wanted someone to Dalek-t his jokes!
What did the Doctor say to the Cyberman who wanted to join a band? “Sorry, we’re looking for a more human rhythm.”
Why did the Doctor become a beekeeper? Because he wanted to have the most buzzing adventures in time and pollen!
What do you call a Sontaran with a sunburn? A baked potato-head!
Why did the Silence become a librarian? Because they wanted a quiet place to work!
What do you call a Time Lord who can never find his keys? The Absent-Minded Doctor!
What do you call a Time Lord who can only travel through time on foot? The Master of Walks!
Why did the Dalek go to the doctor? Because it had Dalek-terious tendencies!
Why did the Doctor bring his sonic screwdriver to the hospital? Because he heard there was a lot of “beeping” going on.
Why did the Doctor become a chef? Because he wanted to whip up some TARDIS soup!
Why did the Sontaran become a stand-up comedian? It always had a killer sense of humor!
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the library? Because he heard it had a lot of Who-dunnits!
Why did the Doctor never order takeout? Because he always had a “timey-wimey” appetite!
How did the Doctor cure his cold? With a dose of TARDIS-ill!
What did the Doctor say to the Weeping Angel? “Don’t blink, it’s a sight for sore eyes!”
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the beach? He needed to tighten up some waves in the space-time continuum!
What did the Doctor say to the time-traveling dog? “You have a lot of ‘woof’ space in your timeline!”
Why did the Weeping Angel bring a map to the museum? Because it wanted to find the “statues” section.
How do Time Lords clean their clothes? They use a Doctor Who-per!
Why did the Cyberman become an accountant? Because he wanted to upgrade his numbers game!
What did the Doctor say to the Cybermen when they wanted to upgrade his smartphone? “Delete! Delete! Delete!”
Why was the Doctor always good at fixing things? Because he had a “timey-wimey” toolset!
Why did the TARDIS refuse to go to the gym? Because it didn’t want to work out its “bigger on the inside” image!
What did the Doctor say when he found a banana in his pocket? “Well, I guess we’re going bananas today!”
Why did the Weeping Angel bring a map? Because it didn’t want to take a wrong TERN!
What did the Doctor say to the TARDIS when it wouldn’t start? Time to put some engine-WHO-ity!
What does the Doctor say when he’s on vacation? Time to take a Wholiday!
Why did the Doctor take his time machine to the dentist? He had a dental appointment in every regeneration!
Why did the Doctor bring a broom to the TARDIS? Because he wanted to “sweep” away any alien messes!
Why did the Cyberman join a band? Because it wanted to upgrade its metal music!
What do you call a Dalek who can’t stop laughing? A jok-exterminate!
What do you call a Time Lord who can’t find his TARDIS? A Doctor Whoops!
Why did the Dalek go to school? To get an extermination degree!
What did the Doctor say when he couldn’t find his TARDIS? “Where’s my space-time machine? It’s bigger on the inside, you know!”
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the dentist? He heard it was a “sonic” toothbrush.
Why did the Doctor start a bakery? Because he wanted to make “timey-wimey” doughnuts!
Why did the Dalek apply for a job at the bakery? Because it wanted to EX-TER-MI-NATE the yeast!
What do you call a baby Time Lord? A Weeping Kid!
Why did the Doctor bring a spoon to the Time War? Because he heard it was a battle of wits!
How does the Doctor keep his suits wrinkle-free? With a Time Press!
Why did the Time Lord open a bakery? Because he kneaded more dough.
What does the Doctor say when he’s feeling tired? “I’m feeling a bit Time-Lord and weary!”
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the restaurant? Because he heard there were Cybermen and he wanted to tighten their nuts and bolts!
Why did the Doctor become a surgeon? Because he wanted to Time Lord over the operating table!
What is a Time Lord’s favorite type of music? Regeneration rock!
What’s a Time Lord’s favorite kind of music? Regeneration rock!
Why did the Doctor wear a fez? Because he wanted to bring a little “timey-wimey” fashion to the universe!
What’s the Doctor’s favorite dessert? Time Lord Tarts!
What did the Doctor say when he bumped into the Master at the supermarket? Long time no regen-see!
Why did the TARDIS get a parking ticket? It forgot to “ex-time” the meter.
What did the Time Lord say when he found a hair in his TARDIS console? “Looks like we have a strand-on!”
Why did the Silence join a band? Because they were tired of being forgotten!
Why did the Doctor bring a torch into the TARDIS? Because he wanted to shed some “light” on the situation!
What do you call a Time Lord who’s good with money? A profitable Doctor Who.
Why did the Doctor bring a box of Band-Aids to the party? In case of a Dalek-Table Injury!
Why did the Tenth Doctor bring a banana to the party? Because he knew that “Bananas are good!”
Why don’t Time Lords ever get sick? Because they have two hearts, so they always have a backup!
What did the Ood say to the Doctor when it was feeling musical? “Can I sing you a telepathic Ood-yssey?”
Why did the Weeping Angel become a doctor? Because it wanted to make patients blink twice!
What did the Time Lord say to the Doctor Who fan? Wibbly wobbly timey wimey, don’t blink or you’ll miss me!
Why did the Dalek join the gym? It wanted to exter-size!
What did the Doctor say when he couldn’t find his sonic screwdriver? “Looks like I’ve misplaced my sonic… again!”
Why was the Doctor always calm and composed? Because he had great regen-eration!
What does the Doctor say when he enters a library? “I’ll be checking out all these books!”
What did the Dalek say to the Time Lord? “Exterminate the past, disrupt the present, and delete the future!”
Why did the Doctor go to art school? Because he wanted to learn all about TARDIS-ting!
What did the Doctor say to the Dalek who complained about feeling down? “Cheer up, you can always exterminate later!”
Why did the Weeping Angel bring a notepad to the library? Because it wanted to take notes on the silent reading section.
Why did the Cyberman join a band? Because he had a knack for playing the “drums”!
Why did the Doctor open a bakery? Because he loved making “timey wimey” cinnamon rolls.
Why don’t Time Lords ever get caught for speeding? They always have a TARDIS-card!
Why did the Doctor bring a spoon to the alien invasion? In case he had to dish out some justice.
Why did the Doctor go to the bakery? Because he heard they had the best “Time Lord-y” pastries!
What do you call it when the Doctor goes undercover as a musician? A Sonic Boom!
Why did the Doctor stop playing cards with the Daleks? They always tried to “EX-TER-MI-NATE” his winning streak.
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the picnic? Because he needed to Dalek-rate the sandwiches!
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the baseball game? Because he wanted to fix the TARDIS’s bat-teries.
Why did the Doctor always carry a screwdriver? Because he was the ultimate “Sonic Handyman”!
What did the Sontaran say to the Doctor when he challenged him to a race? “Prepare to be defeated by a potato head!”
Why did the Doctor visit the dentist? Because he had a terrible case of the TARDIS-mouth!
What did the Doctor say when he went to a fancy dress party as a cow? “I’m a moo-n!”
What did the Doctor say to the sonic screwdriver? You’re SCREW-TIFUL!
Why did the Doctor become a musician? Because he wanted to play the Sonic Screwdriver!
What do you call it when the Doctor takes a break from time travel? A lunchbox in the fourth dimension!
How does the Doctor stay in shape? He always does “Time-lord-robics”!
Why did the Doctor become a dermatologist? Because he wanted to treat Time Lord-ers!
What did the Doctor say when he couldn’t find his TARDIS? I’ve lost my phone booth and can’t call me.
Why did the Silence never win a game of hide and seek? Because everyone always forgot they were playing.
What did the Weeping Angel say to the Time Lord? “Don’t blink, or you’ll miss the best joke in the universe!”
Why did the TARDIS switch to a plant-based diet? Because it wanted to be a “Time Lord of the Vegans”!
Why did the Doctor bring a banana to the party? Because he knew that every good party needs a Time Lord who’s a-peeling!
What do you call a Time Lord who can play the guitar? A rock ‘n’ “Regeneration” roll!
What did the Cyberman say to the Doctor when it won a poker game? “Delete! Delete! Delete!”
Why did the Time Lord open a bakery? Because he wanted to make some Time Loaf!
How does the Doctor like his tea? Brewed to regenerate-Tea!
Why did the Weeping Angel bring a ladder to the library? To reach the forbidden plot twists on the top shelf!
What did the Doctor say to the TARDIS when it refused to start? “Don’t be a TARDIS-grace, just take off!”
Why did the Sontaran join the gym? To get a more toned “stratagem”!
Why did the Doctor always carry a screwdriver? Because he wanted to fix the space-time continuum one screw at a time!
What did the Doctor say to the Zygon when it needed a bandage? “Don’t worry, I have plenty of Tissue Compression Eliminators!”
Why did the Master join a band? To keep drumming up chaos and creating the perfect beat for world domination!

Doctor Who Jokes for Kids

Doctor Who jokes for kids are like the time-traveling spaceships of the joke universe—fun, imaginative, and always a hit with the little adventurers.

These jokes challenge kids to think outside the box and appreciate the fun of puns and clever wordplay, fostering a love for humor that’s as infinite as the universe itself.

Plus, Doctor Who jokes for kids have the added advantage of encouraging curiosity about science and time travel, transforming their viewing experience into a source of laughter.

Ready to travel across time for some laughter?

Here are the Doctor Who jokes that’ll have them giggling faster than you can say TARDIS:

What do you call a Time Lord who can’t park his TARDIS properly? A Weeping Angel!
Why did the Doctor become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow his own timey-wimey thyme!
Why did the Dalek bring a map to the doctor’s office? It wanted to show the doctor all the “exterminate” places it had been.
What did the Doctor say to the Dalek when it asked for a hug? “Ex-termi-cuddles!”
How does the Doctor fix a computer? With a “Sonic Screwdrive”!
What did the Dalek say when it won a race? “EX-TER-MI-NATE! I am the fastest in the galaxy!”
Why did the Doctor bring a banana to the party? Because he knew it was a “timey-wimey” snack!
What did the Dalek say to the Cyberman? “Delete! Delete! Delete! EX-TERM-I-NATE the boring jokes!”
Why did the Ood visit the doctor? It needed a new voice prescription!
Why did the Doctor become a chef? Because he wanted to make the best time-traveling Thyme Lord soup!
What did the Doctor say to the weeping angel? “Don’t blink, you’ll miss all the fun!”
Why did the Dalek bring a map to the doctor’s office? So it could exterminate any germs in the vicinity!
Why did the Dalek go to the dentist? Because it had “ex-terrible” tooth decay!
Why did the Weeping Angel bring a map to the park? So it wouldn’t get stuck in a time loop!
What’s the Dalek’s favorite type of vacation? Ex-ter-rest and relaxation!
What do you call a Time Lord who regenerates into a dog? Doctor Woof!
What do you get when you mix the Doctor with a pirate? A Tardis Buccaneer!
Why did the Cyberman bring a ladder to the doctor’s office? It wanted to have a “check-up”!
What’s the Doctor’s favorite type of music? Time-traveling tunes!
Why did the TARDIS go to school? Because it wanted to learn how to be bigger on the inside!
Why did the Doctor visit the dentist? To get a TARDISy smile!
What do you call a Sontaran who can fix anything? A repair-er-strategist!
What did the Dalek say to the Doctor? Exterminate, moisturize, repeat!
What do you call a Dalek with no arms, no legs, and no head? A potato!
Why was the Doctor always calm and collected during emergencies? Because he had a sonic screwdriver to “whisk” all his worries away!
What is a Dalek’s favorite type of fruit? Ex-ter-min-ate!
Why did the Silurian open a bakery? Because it wanted to make dino-scones!
Why did the Ood bring an umbrella to the beach? Because it heard there would be a chance of time showers!
What did the Doctor say when he lost his sonic screwdriver? “I guess it’s time to retrace my Time Lord steps!”
Why did the Doctor bring a sonic screwdriver to the beach? Because he wanted to “wave” hello to the ocean!
What do you call a Time Lord who always tells jokes? A pun-isher!
What do you call a Doctor Who fan who loves to cook? A Whovian-à-cuisine.
What do you call a Time Lord who sleeps all day? A Lazy Doctor!
What did the Doctor say to the Cyberman who was late? You’re a bit behind schedule!
What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to become a Weeping Angel? “Don’t blink, it’s a tear-ible idea!”
Why did the Cyberman go to the dentist? To get a byte taken out of its cavity!
Why did the Dalek go to the eye doctor? It couldn’t see a future without glasses!
What did the doctor say to the Sontaran who had a broken arm? “Don’t worry, I’ll fix you up in a jiffy!”
What did the doctor say to the Dalek who wasn’t feeling well? “Exterminate your bad health!”
What did the Sontaran say after he finished a good workout? “I’m totally ex-hausted”!
What is the Doctor’s favorite type of ice cream? Extermi-mint!
Why did the scarecrow become a doctor? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the TARDIS go to school? To get a little “wibbly wobbly” education!
How does the Doctor always have a clean TARDIS? He uses a sonic scrubber!
What’s the Doctor’s favorite fruit? Time-berries!
What do you call a Time Lord who can’t tell jokes? A “Silent”!
What’s a Time Lord’s favorite dessert? Regeneration ice cream!
Why did the Doctor always bring a screwdriver to the library? Because he wanted to bookmark his page in time!
What do you call a Time Lord who is always running late? The Master of “Time Management”!
Why did the Doctor bring his umbrella to the party? Because he wanted to make a “Time-Lord-envelope” entrance!
How does the Doctor get his daily exercise? He does a lot of running from aliens!
How does the Doctor like to listen to music? On his “Sonic Headphones”!
Why did the Silurian bring a paintbrush to the art museum? Because it wanted to see some dino-saurs!
What did the Doctor say when he found a crack in the universe? “Don’t worry, I can fix it with some duck tape!”
Why did the Dalek always fail medical school? Because it couldn’t find any patients with no heartbeats!
What did the Time Lord say to the confused patient? “Don’t worry, I’m a doctor, but probably not the one you’re expecting!”
What do you call it when the Doctor loses his shoes? A missing pair-a-docks!
What did the Doctor say when he met a Cyberman at the beach? “Nice upgrade, but I prefer sand to circuits!”
What kind of car does the Doctor drive? A Time Rover!
What do you get if you cross a Dalek with a peanut? A Dalek that can exterminate and crack jokes!
Why did the Cyberman join a band? Because he had great rhythm, even with all those metal parts!
Why did the Doctor bring a ladder to the library? Because he wanted to check out the “Time and Relative Dimension in Space” section!
Why did the Doctor bring a lawn chair to the TARDIS? Because he wanted to “Sit-a-where” he travels!
Why did the Doctor bring a pillow to the hospital? In case he needed a comfy TARDIS for the patients.
What did the Dalek say when it finished its meal? Ex-ter-mi-nom-nom!
Why did the Cyberman go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional upgrades!
What did the Doctor say to the Dalek that wanted to be a comedian? Exterminate… stand-up comedy!
What did the TARDIS say to the doctor? “We’re bigger on the inside!”
Why did the Silurian bring a flashlight to the library? Because it wanted to “read” in the dark!
What did the Doctor say to the weeping angel? “Don’t blink, or I’ll call the police box!”
What do you call a Time Lord who can’t regenerate? A stagnant pond!
Why did the Dalek bring a plunger to the doctor’s appointment? To unclog its extermin-ears!
What did the Doctor say when he couldn’t find his sonic screwdriver? “I’ve lost my sonic! This is a dis-screw-ster!”
Why did the Doctor always carry a pencil and paper? In case he needed to write sonic notes.
Why was the TARDIS always so clean? Because it had an excellent Doctor Who came and TIDIED up!
What do you call a Time Lord who always tells the truth? Honest-y Smith!
What does the TARDIS say when it’s feeling sick? “I’m feeling a little timey-wimey!”
Why did the Weeping Angel bring a ladder to the art gallery? It wanted to climb the frames!
What is a Time Lord’s favorite type of car? A TARDIS-ler!
What did the Doctor say when he finished his time-traveling workout? “I’m feeling quite ‘exercised’!”
Why did the Doctor always bring a box of tissues in the TARDIS? Because it’s bigger on the inside and he never knows when he’ll catch a “timey-wimey” cold!
What does the Doctor say when he gets a cold? “I’m feeling a bit “Who-zey”!
What’s a Sontaran’s favorite type of doctor’s appointment? A check-up “from the neck up”!
What did the Time Lord say when he finished his check-up? “I’m fit as a TARDIS!”
Why did the Cyberman go to school? To improve his “upgrade” skills!
Why did the Silurian bring a toothbrush to the doctor’s appointment? It wanted to make sure its “fangs” were clean!
Why was the Doctor always good at math? Because he had lots of time to figure it out!
What do you call it when the Doctor loses his Sonic Screwdriver? A Time Lord without his Sonic!
Why did the Doctor always carry a screwdriver? Because he was afraid of getting a virus!
Why did the Cyberman bring a pillow to the doctor’s appointment? In case he needed to be upgraded to a bed!
What do you get if you cross a Dalek with a detective? A Doctor Who-clue!
Why did the Silence open a bakery? Because their pastries are unforgettable!
What do you get if you cross a Weeping Angel with a river? A waterfall that you can’t look away from!
Why did the Doctor bring a ladder to the appointment? In case he needed to check your height-erdimensional travel!
What did the Doctor say to the Adipose who wanted to go on a diet? “Sorry, but I can’t help you lose weight, it’s not my “weight-loss”!
Why did the Doctor bring a book to the desert? To read “Sandshoes and Space”!
What did the Doctor say when he found the perfect companion? “You are absolutely Whovely!”
Why did the Doctor wear a fez? Because he wanted to be “timeless” in his fashion sense!
How does the Doctor cure a headache? With a little “Time-lieve”!
What did the Doctor say to the dalek who wouldn’t stop talking? Talk to the hand, ’cause the face ain’t listening!
What do you call a Sontaran detective? Sherlock Sontaran!
Why did the Weeping Angel visit the eye doctor? It wanted to get a better perspective on its victims!
What do you call a Time Lord who likes to play practical jokes? A Whovian prankster!
Why did the Doctor bring a hammer to the TARDIS? To fix the space-time continuum!
What do you call it when the TARDIS gets a flat tire? A puncture in the space-time continuum!
What did the Doctor say when he wanted to go swimming? “I need my TARDI-SWIM suit”!
What’s a Dalek’s favorite type of medication? Ex-terminate-ial oils!
What do you call a Time Lord who can fix anything? A DIY-alic Doctor!
What did the Doctor say when he saw a funny X-ray? “That’s rib-tickling!”
Why did the TARDIS become a teacher? Because it wanted to help with “time” tables!
Why was the Doctor always so good at math? Because he had a TARDIS-calculator!
What did the doctor say to the sick TARDIS? “I’ll be with you in a regeneration!”
Why did the Doctor bring a spoon to the alien invasion? Because he wanted to make them feel a bit souperior!
What do you call a Sontaran who can’t find his helmet? A potato head!
What do you call it when the Doctor gets a little sick? A Timey-Wimey Cold!
Why did the scarecrow become a Doctor Who fan? Because he heard it was all about “Exterminating”!
What do you call a Time Lord who never stops talking? Doctor Who-chatters!
Why did the Cyberman go to the eye doctor? To get an upgrade for his laser vision!
What did the Time Lord wear to the beach? A “Doctor” Who swimsuit!
What did the Time Lord say to his dinner? Time to be “ex-soufflé-lent”!
What did the Doctor say to the sick Dalek? “You need a little ‘Extermi-cillin’!”
What do you call a Weeping Angel with a broken wing? A hopping angel!
What did the doctor say when he saw the TARDIS parked illegally? “Time to make a tardy ticket.”
What’s the Doctor’s favorite kind of dog? A Dalek-sund!
Why did the Doctor become a chef? Because he wanted to “whisk” his companions away on culinary adventures!
Why did the Dalek go to the dentist? To get its “EX-TER-MOLAR” fixed!
What do you call it when the Doctor takes a break from saving the universe? A Time-Out!
What do you call a Sontaran who has lost all its battles? A potato chip!
How does the Doctor ask for a cup of tea? “Ex-tea-minate, please!”
Why did the Silurian become a doctor? Because it had a lot of patients!
How did the Doctor fix his broken chair? With a sonic “re-screw-driver”!
Why did the Doctor become a teacher? Because he wanted to give his students “history lessons” in person!
Why did the Doctor bring a ladder to the TARDIS? Because he wanted to climb up the time and space continuum!
What do you call a Dalek that’s been defeated? P-E-P-P-E-R-C-O-R-N!
Why did the Dalek go to school? To become an Ex-term-inator!
Why did the TARDIS go to the dentist? To get its “time” filled!
Why did the Doctor bring a banana to the TARDIS? In case he needed to slip through time and space!
Why did the Cyberman go to the eye doctor? Because it had a problem with its vision upgrades!
What do you get when you mix a Weeping Angel and a Silence? Someone you’ll never remember seeing!
What did the Silurian doctor say to the patient? “Don’t worry, it’s just a little reptile dysfunction!”
Why did the TARDIS refuse to see the doctor? It had a case of “Timey-Wimey Illness!”
What did the Doctor say when he met a potato? “I’m afraid there’s a bit of a chip on your shoulder!”
Why did the Weeping Angel visit the dentist? It wanted to fix its “fangs”!
What do you get if you cross the Doctor with a computer? Cyber-logic!
What did the TARDIS say to the doctor when it was feeling sick? “I’m feeling a bit wibbly-wobbly, doctor!”
What do you call a Silurian who is always late? Reptile dysfunction!
What’s a Time Lord’s favorite type of sandwich? A Sub-Space Jam!
Why did the Doctor bring a banana to the party? Because it’s a great icebreaker!

Doctor Who Jokes for Adults

Who’s to say adults can’t revel in a hearty Doctor Who joke?

Doctor Who jokes for adults elevate the humor to a higher level, intertwining intricate wit with a dash of sauciness.

Just like the iconic Tardis, these jokes are larger on the inside, packed full of wit, sci-fi references, and a sprinkle of mischief for an unforgettable chuckle.

These jokes are perfect for social gatherings, themed parties, or simply to inject a bit of fun into any conversation among friends or fellow Whovians.

So, buckle up for some time-travelling humour with our collection of Doctor Who jokes that are specially tailored for adults:

Why did the Daleks start a rock band? They wanted to become the ultimate exterminating guitar heroes!
Why did the Doctor love visiting Earth? Because it was his favorite planet for “Who”man interaction!
Why did the Doctor bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to make a grand entrance through the Time Vortex!
What did the Doctor say when he found a new companion at the supermarket? “Looks like I’ve found my fresh produce!”
What’s the Time Lord’s favorite dessert? Sonic Screwdriver Pie!
Why did the Doctor always have an umbrella? Because he wanted to stay dry when it rained Daleks!
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the party? They heard there would be Sonic Booms!
What did the Sontaran say to the Doctor during their chess match? “I’ll always take two moves forward!”
Why did the Doctor start a gardening business? He wanted to grow his own Time Lord!
Why did the Cyberman get a job as a stand-up comedian? It wanted to upgrade its sense of humor!
What do you call a Time Lord who can’t change a lightbulb? A dim Doctor!
Why did the Doctor become a librarian? He wanted to check out all the stories of the universe!
What do you call the Tenth Doctor when he’s on a diet? Slim Pickens!
Why did the Doctor bring a ladder to the TARDIS? He wanted to reach the top of the wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey wardrobe!
What do you get when you cross a Weeping Angel with a Time Lord? Someone who can blink through time!
Why did the Sontaran join the medical school? He wanted to be a stethoscope warrior!
Why did the Dalek start a fitness regime? It wanted to “exterminate” extra pounds!
What did the Doctor say when he ran out of space in the TARDIS? “I guess it’s time to call the Time Interior Decorator!”
Why did the Weeping Angel bring a ladder to the hospital? It wanted to visit the high wards!
What did the Doctor say to the Cyberman at the party? “You’re not deleting the dance floor tonight!”
Why did the Weeping Angel get a promotion? It was good at making people stand still!
Why did the Doctor stop drinking coffee? He couldn’t handle the mugs!
Why did the Weeping Angel become a fashion designer? It wanted to turn heads with its stunning outfits!
What did the Doctor say when he saw a weeping angel? “I hope you don’t blink during this consultation!”
Why did the Master become a stand-up comedian? He always had a knack for regeneration jokes!
Why did the TARDIS refuse to enter the talent show? It didn’t want to be judged by “dimensional standards”!
Why did the Doctor always carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw out his sonic screwdriver plans!
What did the Doctor say when he found a TARDIS on sale? “It’s bigger on the inside… and at a great price too!”
Why did the Doctor join the gym? To get a better time traveling physique!
What did the Doctor say to the Cyberman at the dentist’s office? You need an upgrade, but don’t worry, it won’t hurt… much!
What did the TARDIS say to the Doctor when he couldn’t find his sonic screwdriver? “Don’t worry, I’ll help you look inside-time!”
Why did the Dalek go to therapy? It had a severe case of extermination anxiety!
Why did the Doctor refuse to perform surgery on the Dalek? Because it was too “extereme”!
Why did the Weeping Angel become a fashion model? It could stand still for hours and always strike a pose!
What do you call the Doctor’s cleaning service? Time and Windex!
What’s the Time Lord’s favorite dance move? The Cyberman shuffle!
Why did the TARDIS join the gym? It wanted to get bigger on the inside and smaller on the outside!
Why was the Doctor always well-dressed? Because he had a TIE-riffic fashion sense!
Why did the Time Lord always carry a map? Because they never wanted to get lost in the time vortex!
What do you get when you mix the Doctor with a magician? Timey-wimey illusions!
What did the Doctor say to his companion when they were running late? Time is relative, but tardiness is not!
Why did the Doctor go to art school? Because he wanted to perfect his time-lapse paintings!
What did the TARDIS say to the doctor on his birthday? “It’s bigger on the inside… just like you!”
Why did the TARDIS always win the race? It had the most ‘Time’ on its side!
What do you call a Dalek that tells jokes? A “Extermi-comedian”!
Why did the Doctor enroll in cooking classes? He wanted to perfect his TARDIS-tically delicious recipes!
Why did the Sontaran become a doctor? Because he wanted to bring the art of war to the medical field!
What did the Dalek say to the Doctor when they bumped into each other? Ex-ter-mi-nate! Oh, sorry, wrong script!
Why did the Doctor always carry a screwdriver? Because the Sonic Spoon didn’t sound as cool!
Why did the Sontaran become a gardener? It wanted to grow some war-tatoes!
What did the Cyberman say to the Dalek when they had a disagreement? “You’re just not up to my level of upgrade!”
What did the Sontaran say to the Time Lord at the party? Nice regeneration, but can you dance?
What did the Time Lord say to his patients? “Time to exterminate your ailments!”
Why did the Doctor bring a box of tissues to the TARDIS? Because he knew he’d be crying over his favorite companions!
What do you call it when the Doctor’s TARDIS gets a flat tire? Time for a wheel-y big adventure!
Why did the Doctor bring a box of Band-Aids to the Time War? He wanted to fix the Daleks with a little Doctor Tape!
Why did the Silence refuse to play hide and seek? It couldn’t remember the rules!
Why did the Master bring a ladder to the convention? He heard there were high-level time lords attending!
Why did the Doctor always carry a box of crayons? So he could draw out his enemies!
What did the Doctor say to the Cyberman who wanted a check-up? “Sorry, I can’t repair your emotions!”
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the grocery store? He needed to Sonic the hedge apples!
Why did the TARDIS refuse to go to the gym? It didn’t want to get into a “time and shape” argument!
Why did the Doctor cross the road? To save the chicken from a parallel universe!
What did the Doctor say when he bumped into a Cyberman? “Delete! Delete!” Oops, wrong script!
Why did the Weeping Angel bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to be a little more down-to-earth!
Why did the Doctor open a bakery? They wanted to create a timey-wimey doughnut!
What did the Doctor say when he couldn’t find his sonic screwdriver? “I guess it’s time to screw up the universe manually!”
What did the Doctor say when he saw his favorite villain at a coffee shop? “Well, this is a latte unexpected!”
Why did the Doctor always have a sonic screwdriver handy? In case he needed to unscrew a Dalek’s plot twist!
Why did the Doctor take his TARDIS to the mechanic? It had a case of the “wheezing groaning” noises!
Why did the Sontaran become a chef? It wanted to conquer the culinary universe!
What do you call a Time Lord who loves to bake? The Pastry Chef of Gallifrey!
Why did the Cyberman go on a diet? It wanted to delete those extra pounds!
Why did the Cyberman go on a diet? It wanted to upgrade its waistline!
What did the Doctor say to his companion when they got lost in time? “Looks like we’ll have to go back for a TARDIS GPS!”
How did the Doctor fix his broken TARDIS? With a Sonic Screwdriver! It’s a real fix-all tool!
Why did the Doctor bring a spoon to the Time War? To stir up trouble!
What did the Doctor say to the patient who asked for a second opinion? “You’re still not ginger!”
Why did the Silurian visit the eye doctor? She was having trouble with her third eye!
Why did the Dalek join a band? Because it had excellent extermination skills on the drums!
Why did the TARDIS join a band? It wanted to play some time signatures!
What did the Doctor say when they realized they left the TARDIS door open? “It’s a Whovian invasion!”
Why did the TARDIS bring a camera to the party? It wanted to capture the Time Lord-y moments!
Why did the Dalek go to therapy? It couldn’t exterminate its inner demons!
Why did the Dalek go to school? To exterminate the competition!
Why did the Dalek always carry a map? It didn’t want to exterminate the wrong planet!
What did the Doctor say to the Master at the fancy dress party? “Nice disguise, but I still recognize you!”
Why did the Doctor bring a ladder to the TARDIS? To reach the highest shelf in the universe, of course!
Why did the Doctor become a professor? Because he wanted to be a Master!
What did the TARDIS say to the Doctor? “I’m bigger on the inside, but you’re still too big to fit!”
What did the TARDIS say to the doctor when he walked in late? “Sorry I’m timey-wimey.”
What do you call a Time Lord who likes to play pranks? A Master of mischief!
What’s a Time Lord’s favorite type of music? Regeneration-n-roll!
How does the Doctor fix a broken heart? With a sonic screwdriver and a lot of timey-wimey therapy!
Why was the TARDIS always so calm? It had good Doctor Who-nity!
Why did the Doctor carry a library card? Because he always wanted to have a sonic bookmark!
Why did the Doctor get a job as a librarian? Because he wanted to check out all the time periods!
What did the Doctor say to the patient who refused to take their medicine? “Time heals all wounds, but I can speed up the process!”
What did the Doctor say to the chicken that challenged him? “Are you clucking serious?”
Why did the Doctor always carry a screwdriver? Because he couldn’t find a Sonic Swiss Army Knife!
How did the Doctor fix the TARDIS when it broke down? He called a Whoparman!
What do you call a Time Lord who can’t see very well? An “Eye Doctor” Who!
Why did the Doctor invite the Ood to his party? Because they’re always up for a good time!
Why did the Doctor bring his sonic screwdriver to the dentist? To fix a cavity in time!
Why did the Sontaran go to the bakery? It wanted to get a taste of victory!
Why did the Doctor go to the dentist? He needed a filling in his Sonic Screwdriver!
Why did the Cyberman enroll in cooking class? It wanted to upgrade its culinary skills!
Why did the Cyberman go to the eye doctor? It couldn’t upgrade its vision to HD!
What did the Dalek say to the Doctor when he asked for some pepper? “EX-TER-MINATE the seasoning!”
What did the Doctor say when he lost his TARDIS key? “I’m feeling a bit Time Lord!”
Why did the Doctor bring a ladder to the hospital? To check up on his patients on a higher level!
Why did the Doctor always carry a banana? In case he needed to distract the Weeping Angels with a fruity snack!
Why did the Time Lord always carry a screwdriver? To fix his wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey problems!
What do you call it when the Doctor takes a nap? A time snore-d!
How does the Doctor like his tea? “Extea-terrestrial,” of course!
What did the Doctor say to the psychiatrist? “I’m experiencing Time Lord regression!”
What do you call a Time Lord who loves spicy food? The Chili Master of the Universe!
Why did the Doctor become a stand-up comedian? Because he had a TARDIS full of jokes that were always on time!
What do you call a Time Lord who can’t travel through time? A clock!
Why did the Doctor never eat breakfast? He was always busy regenerating cereal!
What do you get when you cross a Cyberman and a Dalek? Extermin-UPGRADE!
Why did the Doctor become a dermatologist? Because he wanted to give everyone a good regeneration!
What did the Sontaran say to the doctor during a football match? “Show me your time tackle!”
Why did the Cyberman get a job as a surgeon? It loved upgrading humans!
Why did the Silurian become a doctor? It wanted to prove that dinosaurs can be healers too!
Why did the Doctor take up painting? He wanted to explore his “brush” with time and space!
Why did the Doctor start a band with the Master? They wanted to create some timeless music!
What did the Doctor say when he bumped into a statue? “Sorry, I should have seen that coming!”
Why did the Doctor become a stand-up comedian? Because he regenerated into a funny bone!
What did the Doctor say when he accidentally mixed up his sonic screwdriver with a toothbrush? “Looks like it’s time for a clean sweep of the universe!”
Why did the Doctor bring a watermelon to the party? Because he wanted to have a “Melon-cholia” moment!
Why did the Doctor become a chef? He wanted to “regenerate” recipes into something extraordinary!
How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb? Two – one to change it and another to rewrite its history!
Why did the Time Lord bring a ladder to the supermarket? They wanted to shop at Gallifrey-Mart!
Why did the Doctor take up gardening? He wanted to have time-traveling thyme and space-thyme in his herb garden!
What did the Doctor say to the TARDIS when it malfunctioned? “I told you to stop wibbly-wobbling!”
How did the Doctor cure his cold? He used the Tissue Compression Eliminator!
What do you call the Doctor’s favorite band? The Sonic Screwdrivers!
Why did the Doctor become a stand-up comedian? Because he always regenerated the room with laughter!
What do you call a Cyberman that has had a complete makeover? A Cyber-chic!
What did the Doctor say when he bumped into a tree? “I’m sorry, I’ve just Time Lorded into you!”
Why does the TARDIS never get a speeding ticket? Because it’s always in time and space!
How did the Doctor fix the crack in the universe? He called a quack-tor!
What did the Doctor say to the TARDIS when it malfunctioned? “You’re making a Time Lord out of me!”
Why did the Doctor never play hide and seek with the Weeping Angels? He blinked once, and they won the game!
Why did the Doctor become a baker? Because he wanted to make the best Space-Time Croissants in the universe!
What do you get if you cross the Doctor with a tree? The “Doctor Oak”! He can regenerate leaves!
Why did the Sontaran join a band? It wanted to drum up some conquests!
What do you call it when the Doctor saves a planet from alien invasion? Doctor Who-llows Eve!
Why did the Sontaran join a band? He wanted to be the drum head of the group!
Why did the Dalek go to school? To level up from exterminating to exterminat-EDUCATING!
Why did the Doctor take up gardening? He wanted to be a Time Lord and a Thyme Lord!
What do you call a Time Lord who can never make up his mind? A flip-floctor!
Why did the TARDIS refuse to see a therapist? It didn’t want to be boxed in!
Why did the Doctor bring a recorder to Gallifrey? To play some Time Lord tunes and jazz up the universe!
Why did the Time Lord become a doctor? He wanted to regenerate his career!
Why did the Doctor bring a screwdriver to the operating room? In case he needed to sonic the patient!
What did the Doctor say to the Cyberman who wanted to date his companion? “You better upgrade your flirting skills!”
Why did the Weeping Angel become a doctor? So it could give patients a heart-stopping experience!
Why did the Time Lord become a stand-up comedian? Because he had a knack for cracking Timey Wimey jokes!
Why did the TARDIS refuse to go to the gym? It didn’t want to be mistaken for a blue police box!
Why did the Doctor start a band? Because he wanted to travel through space and time with a TARDIS full of rock ‘n’ roll!
What did the Doctor say when he ran out of regeneration energy? “I don’t have enough lives to deal with this!”
Why did the Dalek go to therapy? It had an identity extermination crisis!
Why did the Dalek go to therapy? It wanted to exterminate its emotional issues!
Why did the Dalek go to the doctor? It had an exterminated sense of humor!
Why did the Doctor start a bakery? He wanted to make the best TARDIS-pan cakes in the galaxy!
What do you call a Dalek that loves to bake? An Extermi-baker!
What do you call it when the Doctor has a bad hair day? A bad regeneration!
Why did the Silence never attend parties? They always forgot to RSVP!
Why did the Weeping Angel start a band? It wanted to rock the statues off!
Why did the Doctor bring a ladder to the TARDIS? Because he heard the Daleks were exterminating stairs!
Why did the Doctor always carry a pencil and paper? To make sure he had Time Lord stationery!

Doctor Who Joke Generator

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FAQs About Doctor Who Jokes

Why are Doctor Who jokes so popular?

Doctor Who jokes are popular because of the massive following of the British science fiction television series.

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Can Doctor Who jokes help in social situations?

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Doctor Who jokes can be a fantastic ice breaker at parties or gatherings, particularly amongst fans of the show.

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How can I come up with my own Doctor Who jokes?

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Puns, wordplay, and humor based on characters’ traits or iconic scenes are always a hit among fans.

Are there any tips for remembering Doctor Who jokes?

Linking jokes with specific characters, episodes, or iconic moments from the show can make them easier to remember.

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How can I make my Doctor Who jokes better?

To improve your Doctor Who jokes, try to keep up with the latest episodes and storylines as they can offer fresh material.

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Conclusion

Doctor Who jokes are a fantastic way to sprinkle a bit of intergalactic humor into everyday conversations, making life more enjoyable with each chuckle.

From the quick and clever to the lengthy and laugh-inducing, there’s a Doctor Who joke for every occasion.

So next time you’re diving into a Doctor Who marathon, remember, there’s humor to be found in every Tardis, Dalek, and regeneration.

Keep spreading the laughs, and let the good times time travel and roll.

Because after all, a day without laughter is like a day without Doctor Who—unfathomable and, frankly, a bit less exciting.

Happy joking, Time Lords and Companions!

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